latecomer91364
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Well, friends my age are irreverent, but you're probably right. How much could they have to talk about?
Out of the mouths of babes...
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Well, friends my age are irreverent, but you're probably right. How much could they have to talk about?
Do you know why the whole Bill Cosby thing was such a big deal? Did you know Chicago is the name of a band?
I just want to use you for sex, then yell at you to get off my...
Out of the mouth of a babe...
Young people these days! No sense of history! I just want to use them for there flesh, I had a nice 19 year old liver with some fave beans and a nice Chiante the other day.
And you didn't have me for dinner?
If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right..
Baby I feel like loving you in the worst way.
I have to tell you something, sit down please.
Oh God, the dog has a "vocation," does he?
Well, he hasn't decided on being a politician or a therapist yet, but yes!
There may actually be more options open to him. Don't limit his choices.
I was thinking, Do women get paid extra for doggy?
Can we talk? I mean, you're so anal! Why does everything have to be so complicated these days!
Fine! I'm taking my toys and my whips and goin home!
(Cannibalism and sexism have put me off for brunch. )
Okay strap in, let's have some fun.
Slow the fuck down, you're going five times the speed limit!
♫ And all this science I don't understand
It's just my job five days a week. ♫
Speed limits don't apply to me, I have dimplomatic immunity.
No you don't, just because you printed a certificate from the Internet doesn't mean that you can perform gay weddings in Alabama, dumbass!
Shit! Now I'm beginning to wonder if I really am a certified urologist . .
Back away now!
There's enough coffee for everyone...
"Can I have some coke?"
No, no coke for you. You don't need drugs, right? (You're nuts enough without 'em.)
You are awesome.