GuessImJamie
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Well, I was going to ask if "that was a pistol or if you were just glad to see me."
Misquote the person above you AGAIN
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Well, I was going to ask if "that was a pistol or if you were just glad to see me."
loquere
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Hah, you'll never win though, you lack the asshole instincts it takes to win.
Javahead
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Though you might be able to improve if you practice. Have you ever considered joining the Toastmasters?
loquere
Smile!
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Ahh I am but an an island, I must go it alone.
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loquere
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This is all very nice, but I can clean my lips myself, thank you very much.
MagicaPractica
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Then why did you come to a full service bath house?
Javahead
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But you can get buttons sewn on anywhere!
MagicaPractica
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Well, you can, but that sounds bloody painful.
Javahead
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You’ve just got to quit picking up the rough trade, even if you DO like Bad Girls.
GuessImJamie
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Then listen and enjoy. You were meant for greater things, tell us so that we may achieve it! Your wet dream awaits....
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Javahead
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No, sorry, but I don't like being fried up...
Could you... could you please put back my skillet on the cooktop, and lay that spatula on the side?
What do you expect when you read too much vore porn?
Tio_Narratore
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I dunno? An obsession with Myra Breckenridge?
Javahead
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You are SUCH a size queen!
Tio_Narratore
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You're not the first guy to say that.
Tio_Narratore
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Just drop by the Kit Kat Klub, and you can find out for yourself.
Javahead
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Will show off for food? Are you that hungry, or that needy?
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Javahead
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You couldn't imagine what I'd do to Gandalf!
Oh, Maia!
Tio_Narratore
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I wish you'd stop invoking the Earth Goddess, friend.
Javahead
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At the rate you’re going, I expect a volcano, tsunami, earthquake, and tornado all at once.
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At the rate you’re going, I expect a volvox, tardigrade, enterococcus, and torulopsis all at once.
It seems you've been hanging around with a microbiologist.
Javahead
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And we still haven’t identified everything you picked up!
Tio_Narratore
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Yeah! That was one hell of a night! Sorry about the STD, though.
Tio_Narratore
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But it was named "the Ecumenical Love Fest;" sure sounded good.
Javahead
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So, oral or anal only?
