The Last Thing You Thought...
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Firmhanded_Daddy
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The moon is a very interesting celestial body. Sometimes beautiful, sometimes haunting.
Scuttle Buttin'
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Cecilia, in the Simon & Garfunkel song, really doesn't come off well.
"I got up to wash my face, when I come back to bed someone's taken my place."
Either that guy takes forever to wash his face, or she has a line waiting out the door and zero patience.
"I got up to wash my face, when I come back to bed someone's taken my place."
Either that guy takes forever to wash his face, or she has a line waiting out the door and zero patience.
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what happened?
Um...
Well here goes.
My bits were bruised by happy making strong fingers..
Woke up this morning and my new Hitachi had been delivered...
k.. well.. my cold also hit much harder.
So cold meds are keeping me awake and the inability to breath made
trying my new toy for very long a bit difficult.
And its different than my last one, this one while it is intense it isnt
quite what my precious was. It did come with a nifty nobby looking
cover thing for it and I figured the vibration would get deeper under
the skin with this doohicky.
Well.. after I was proven breathtakingly right, it did do what it was
supposed to do, the ungodly stinging sensation reached my brain.
Each one of the nobbies had blistered the bit of skin it was touching...
One to the point of bleeding. So I'm all kinds of sore, exhausted, sick
and still horny as three kind of fuck and cant TOUCH my throbby bits.
Ok... well i can.. long enough to go.. Ahhhthatfeelsni...OUCHQUITSTUPID.
I'm making coffee.
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Oh fuck me sideways. Ugh. That does not sound like fun. I know what it feels like to be sick while already feeling like complete ass in the process. Add in that and fucking hell. Owch owch owch.
Shudders
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I'm sorry Nina, but this story is hilarious! I can't stop giggling! 
All things in moderation, dear. Please remember that. You should stop and take a break before it gets to the point of blistering. 
All things in moderation, dear. Please remember that. You should stop and take a break before it gets to the point of blistering.
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Not many people know this, but that is actually the technical term for that.
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How did you know I was sideways...
And I think you just called me an ass.
Yeah.. owww
-scratches head-I'm sorry Nina, but this story is hilarious! I can't stop giggling!
Ive never really done the whole cumming thing in any kind of moderation.
BUT! In my defense that particular part was just once, 5-10 min maybe.
"Oh... I wonder if this would be yummy, different.. hehehe lookie lookie
yummmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyFUCKKKKKKKKKKING HELL no neveragain!"
Followed by...
"Why in the samFUCK did that even feel good - you perverted demon cunt!"
-oi-
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Mhmm.. I'm glad I'm not many people.. just me.
Its also the name for many car parts and half the shit in my toolbox.
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Also, the toe right next to your pinkie toe.
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Nuh-uh! Its the 'has none' piggy!
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How did you know I was sideways...
And I think you just called me an ass.
Yeah.. owww
-scratches head-
Ive never really done the whole cumming thing in any kind of moderation.
BUT! In my defense that particular part was just once, 5-10 min maybe.
"Oh... I wonder if this would be yummy, different.. hehehe lookie lookie
yummmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyFUCKKKKKKKKKKING HELL no neveragain!"
Followed by...
"Why in the samFUCK did that even feel good - you perverted demon cunt!"
-oi-
Chuckles. Then kisses her cheek
No, I did not call you an ass. I said feeling like ass, not feeling LIKE an ass.
Yawns softly
my sleep schedule is all fucked up.
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But that's just because it's from the Greek, duhickus, which is vaguely translated as "little thing of unknown use or effectiveness."
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-snorts-
Want some coffee and cold meds -waggles eyebrows-
Say yes... just. say yes.. I'll.. just be over here waiting for you to start vibrating.
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Yes!
Chuckles
Ok, my post is written for Luna, time to get out of this chair for a while.
Crawls over to Nina and cuddles her, while vibrating
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Hmm.. Usually the starter and router, rhoter, thingie under the distributor cap... I cant spell it.. but those do not fall into the "little thing of unknown use or effectiveness" guidelines, merely my inability to recall nouns, proper or otherwise, at the most inopportune moments.
Plus! Even wiki hasn't heard of your made up word origin.. and it even has an entry for 'wiki'.
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-giggles delighted before twitching-
Fuck...
I dont think there's anything on the planet that short circuits my clit as fast
as my precious did... as the shaking/trembling/vibrating male...
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I had originally made it "deuhickus," but thought that maybe looked more German than Greek.
Alas, it is mostly gibberish. Well.. it's all gibberish, really.
I do kind of love that you wiki'd it, though.
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bah. that's too much work.
I did right click and see if google had ANY entries to your word..
I was floored there were three.
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I seem to be doing that to people lately.
Apparently, the internet has grown so vast that you can make up facts out of the clear blue sky, and they'll be validated somewhere.
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*yawns*
Interesting conversation ya'll have going this morning...
Interesting conversation ya'll have going this morning...
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