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LOL, I know what you think of the feckless MILF - taking on a Piglet at the age of only 50, and see the result? Here I am hauling the kid along to the British Museum where I learn on here there's some exhibition about Romans and sex. Can't wait for next term's school report!
:D

(Do you suppose any of the museum attendants will be hot? ;))

The exhibits themselves are hot and you're still thinking about the attendants?

Unrelated Blurt: Writing cover letters has to be the most pain-in-the-ass thing on earth. Who came up with this stupid idea? :mad:
 
The exhibits themselves are hot and you're still thinking about the attendants?

Unrelated Blurt: Writing cover letters has to be the most pain-in-the-ass thing on earth. Who came up with this stupid idea? :mad:

I'm not going to get to go and drool over a lot of Roman sex scenes with the Piglet in tow! The questions were bad enough when the dog in Men In Black II said: "Have you got children? Do you want them?" while snarling at the men's baubles.

I may as well surreptitiously check out a couple of attendants while giving my take on the Elgin marbles. (As a child I imagined they were huge round white marble marbles. I got a total shock when I finally saw them! :D)
 
People who don't realize that no one ever reads cover letters.
Does that mean I don't need to write them? Yes?

I'm not going to get to go and drool over a lot of Roman sex scenes with the Piglet in tow! The questions were bad enough when the dog in Men In Black II said: "Have you got children? Do you want them?" while snarling at the men's baubles.

I may as well surreptitiously check out a couple of attendants while giving my take on the Elgin marbles. (As a child I imagined they were huge round white marble marbles. I got a total shock when I finally saw them! :D)
Wait, what? It's too late in the night for this. Are you saying you thought men's ...ahem...baubles were like huge white marbles? :eek:
 
Does that mean I don't need to write them? Yes?

Wait, what? It's too late in the night for this. Are you saying you thought men's ...ahem...baubles were like huge white marbles? :eek:

Don't get excited. They're not that big - men's baubles I mean.

No, I thought the Elgin Marbles were actually marbles, just large and white - y'know, big round balls. I didn't realise they were elaborately carved marble temple frontages.
 
Don't get excited. They're not that big - men's baubles I mean.

No, I thought the Elgin Marbles were actually marbles, just large and white - y'know, big round balls. I didn't realise they were elaborately carved marble temple frontages.

Ahhh. Light bulb comes on.

Well, here are some men's baubles for you anyway:

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Ahhh. Light bulb comes on.

Well, here are some men's baubles for you anyway:

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Mmm-hmm! Gorgeous. Look at them all hanging there ...

Must go and fondle ... hang laundry.

Anyway, I can see you're getting on well with the cover letters. Three cheers for them if they are so boring that you come on AH and play!
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Just don't put too much thought into it. Make it basic, spend maybe five minutes on it. Well more than half the time, the cover letter suffers the same fate as a piece of tissue.
Hmm. Five minutes might not be possible. Let's shoot for fifteen.

Anyway, I can see you're getting on well with the cover letters. Three cheers for them if they are so boring that you come on AH and play!
I'm... uhm... on a break? Yes. A break. :cool:
 
Proper blurt - ignore!

(Proper blurt - ignore it and carry on flirting ;))

Unnhh, the empty texts again - waking me up at 4 am! Now I've got to spend time trying to phone Outlaw Dad and find out what's going on. Wish he'd just phone like a normal person a bit later on in the day and say: I'm a bit lonely, can we chat about how cold it is.
Attention seeking hysteria, hate it.
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God, I leave for half an hour to throw the Piglet at a kids' activity workshop and you start working! Where are the nonsense blurts about bollocks? Never mind stupid cover letters, help me think polystyrene museum guard uniform. :devil:
 
God, I leave for half an hour to throw the Piglet at a kids' activity workshop and you start working! Where are the nonsense blurts about bollocks? Never mind stupid cover letters, help me think polystyrene museum guard uniform. :devil:
I completely overhauled my rèsumè and scoped out available places to live for this job I'm really interested in. It was a productive night. :cool:
 
Want to hear a great April Fools joke? I woke up this morning. Ha...

Having been relatively close to not waking up, I can promise you that the alternative is not fun to contemplate.
I now wake in the morning, curse the time and thank the Lord I can do it.

Never say things like that with old people around. :eek:

Amen to that.



Unrelated Blurt: Writing cover letters has to be the most pain-in-the-ass thing on earth. Who came up with this stupid idea? :mad:

People who did not have the brains to work out why something was enclosed or done, that's who.
A covering letter is you insurance against some prat at the other end making a complete mess of it. If they do and you put a decent covering letter, you're free & clear.
 
I completely overhauled my rèsumè and scoped out available places to live for this job I'm really interested in. It was a productive night. :cool:

Does your resume include your participation on Literotica?

It might make you stand out from other candidates but could lead to an interesting interview. :D
 
I completely overhauled my rèsumè and scoped out available places to live for this job I'm really interested in. It was a productive night. :cool:

Hey fantastic! OK, you are forgiven for not posting more lovely pictures of bollocks.
Ooh, I'm already excited about the job. Keep us posted, won't you!
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Does your resume include your participation on Literotica?

It might make you stand out from other candidates but could lead to an interesting interview. :D
Good God, no! :eek: :eek: I'm seeking employment in higher education. Somehow I don't think they'd be happy to see Lit on there.

:p

Hey fantastic! OK, you are forgiven for not posting more lovely pictures of bollocks.
Ooh, I'm already excited about the job. Keep us posted, won't you!
:rose:
One can never have enough [Britishaccent] bollocks [/Britishaccent].

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Good God, no! :eek: :eek: I'm seeking employment in higher education. Somehow I don't think they'd be happy to see Lit on there.

It does depend on what you're planning on teaching. There are courses in pornography, and I even taught a course in the Anthropology of Sex for over ten years. (Yes, Sex, not Gender; it was often referred to as "How to do it around the globe").
 
It does depend on what you're planning on teaching. There are courses in pornography, and I even taught a course in the Anthropology of Sex for over ten years. (Yes, Sex, not Gender; it was often referred to as "How to do it around the globe").
Plainly Sociology/Anthropology is way more interesting!
 
Today's bus ride was magnificent. I stared at two (2) cute butts, one male and one female at eye level for over 20 minutes. There were two (2) eclectically dressed awesome people, one with a nude on her t-shirt, pajama-print shorts and green tights, and the other with crazy curly hair and a terrible towel-themed scarf. Plus, there was a girl in a wheelchair with the coolest attitude and the most fiery auburn hair ever. And the weather is perfect.
 
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