bobsgirl
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- Joined
- Feb 17, 2003
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You have more than 1 dick?!Do you want to borrow one of mine?
Now Minxie, a dick picture from you... swoon...
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You have more than 1 dick?!Do you want to borrow one of mine?
You have more than 1 dick?!
i had an awesome birthday last weekend!
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i had an awesome birthday last weekend!
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blurt: I still need lots and lots of coffee!
Oh! Happy belated birthday!
*opens pantry door*
Didn't we have this conversation already?
Blurt:
The school bus transportation department for my district sucks. For as long as they've been doing this, you'd think they could get it right.
New here... what on earth is a random blurt?
We did. I've nearly finished going through all the coffee you had left, plus what I just bought, but I'm still tired darn it.
Yeah--it's universal. My son is enrolled in cyber school, through the school district that he would normally attend. We got a bus stop schedule for him this week. Unless they are going to drive him from the living room to the kitchen, I'm not sure what all that is about.
I thought the rain was gonna make for a sucky evening, but it's turned out pretty good. I've got a pina colada in one hand, typing with the other hand and the kitty is all snuggled up next to me. All in all, not bad.
New here... what on earth is a random blurt?
They can bite my glorious golden ass.
Batten down the hatches and drink up! (I would be a total crybaby.)
You just blurted! As Saucy just let it out, as you can see it can start conversations and friends can be made.
Welcome to Lit, I like your name, gives me a nice visual.
thanks minx, bailadora!
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Rainshine - toddler farts may be worse than dog farts, but they're nothing compared to teenage boy farts. Ask me how I know this.
I'll see your teenage boy farts and raise you girlfriend farts! This woman can clear a room, not even the dogs will stay in there with her. No, I am NOT kidding, not even a little bit!
That sounds about like my son. We've taken to wearing gas masks, it's so bad.
100! Yay!
My momma taught us not to share shitting our pants with others. If you are that foul, leave the room, go outside, light a match, but don't pollute the area for everyone else. It was either that or an ass whoop'n. We would leave the room, still do to this day because there is no worldly excuse to subject others to that kind foulness.
Thank you!
And yet I still can't add an avatar. All that post whoring for nought!
I blame my husband. He and the boy conduct chemical warfare on each other.