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silverwhisper
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well, that was about as unpleasant as i expected.
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I had to read this a couple of times.. But damn it's funny..
DIY
hai2u D:
so liek i wus wutching teh talavasion nd seed a advat 4 a bed tht lookd liek a r3d rayce cars i wus liek MUM I WUNT TEH RED RACES CR BED PLX ND ALSO GRAYPES so liek mi mum bringcd me teh graypes nd i pratanded thei wer eyebals nd i eeted dem lewl O.O
so liek mi mum taked mi 2 teh bed shap nd i wnt strayt 2 teh managatngnangnager nd wus liek
Me: *tugs managers shirt*
Manager: Yes?
Me: *tugs managers shirt*
Manager: Can I help you sir?
Me: hai2u
Manager: Hello..
Me: du u noes teh warabats of teh red rayce cars
Manager: Excuse me? This is a bed shop..
Me: *tugs managers shirt*
Manager: Stop that!
Me: D:
Manager: Why are you making that face?
Me: wut fayce D:
Manager: If you'll excuse me I have work to do..
so liek aftr teh unhalpfal managamnanganngmangar i had 2 go finds teh rayces ca12s bed miself so i lokd 4 liek 4 hrs nd suun i finded it nd wus liek
Me: D:
so i strted mai inspaction of teh bed 2 maik shure it wus a reel car but suun sum lady walkd up 2 mi nd wus al liek
Shop assistant: Sir the Manager has asked me to see if you'd like some... help.
Me: D:
Shop assistant: *bemused* Are you looking for a bed for your son?
Me: lawl lawl y wud i gief mi sun dis bed he cnt even driyve lawlalawlwalawlwl + i dnt havf a sun
Shop assistant: May I ask who the bed is for?
Me: D:
Shop assistant: Sir, I'm not comfortable with that face
Me: wut fayce D:
Shop assistant: *waves manager*
Manager: Is there something wrong here?
Shop assistant: I'm not sure how to deal with this gentleman
Manager: Sir.. Might I ask .... Stop that! Get off my shirt!
Me: D:
so liek aftr mi discasshan wivf teh managars i suun buyed teh beD nd telled dem 2 delaver it ASAPPS (as suun as passable plx srsly) nd in liek 2 dais teh bed wus at mi howse nd i wus liek D: wen i finded owt i hads 2 buld teh bed misalf D: so heer wut i did
1st i taked teh anstractans nd reeded dem nd wen i finshd i went 2 bed nd liek totaly 4got wut thei sed so i waked up teh nxt marning nd red dem agen nd wus liek MUM CN U BILD MI BED PLX ND ALSO BRNG GRAYPES TY D:
so liek aftr i eeted teh graypes mi mum wus liek
Mum: It says here this bed is suitable for 8-12 year olds..
Me: y it nut wurking yet
Mum: Oh well, you do have the mental age of... I suppose it'll be fine.
Me: ty ty
Me: D:<
3 hours pass
Me: D:<
Mum: You've been making that face for 3 hours, are you alright?
Me: mi bed works now plx?
Mum: I think it's about ready... But it looks awfully small
Me: lawl it a rayce cr dummy it sposd 2 be teh smalls
Mum: I see....
Me: tyty u go now i sleep bai2u bai2u
Mum: G'night!
so liek suun i finded owt d bed wus liek ment 4 8 y/o's nd wus liek D:> but i stil liekd it nd wus liek
Me: BRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr GAbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr br br br br br brrrrrrrrrrrrr brbrbrbr *indicates* tick tock tick tock BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr EEEEEEEEEEEEESHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK brrrrrrRRRRRRRRR
etc
so yar tbh i cnt ramambr wut dis artacle wus abowt but i liek mi bed nd also graypes
DIY
hai2u D:
so liek i wus wutching teh talavasion nd seed a advat 4 a bed tht lookd liek a r3d rayce cars i wus liek MUM I WUNT TEH RED RACES CR BED PLX ND ALSO GRAYPES so liek mi mum bringcd me teh graypes nd i pratanded thei wer eyebals nd i eeted dem lewl O.O
so liek mi mum taked mi 2 teh bed shap nd i wnt strayt 2 teh managatngnangnager nd wus liek
Me: *tugs managers shirt*
Manager: Yes?
Me: *tugs managers shirt*
Manager: Can I help you sir?
Me: hai2u
Manager: Hello..
Me: du u noes teh warabats of teh red rayce cars
Manager: Excuse me? This is a bed shop..
Me: *tugs managers shirt*
Manager: Stop that!
Me: D:
Manager: Why are you making that face?
Me: wut fayce D:
Manager: If you'll excuse me I have work to do..
so liek aftr teh unhalpfal managamnanganngmangar i had 2 go finds teh rayces ca12s bed miself so i lokd 4 liek 4 hrs nd suun i finded it nd wus liek
Me: D:
so i strted mai inspaction of teh bed 2 maik shure it wus a reel car but suun sum lady walkd up 2 mi nd wus al liek
Shop assistant: Sir the Manager has asked me to see if you'd like some... help.
Me: D:
Shop assistant: *bemused* Are you looking for a bed for your son?
Me: lawl lawl y wud i gief mi sun dis bed he cnt even driyve lawlalawlwalawlwl + i dnt havf a sun
Shop assistant: May I ask who the bed is for?
Me: D:
Shop assistant: Sir, I'm not comfortable with that face
Me: wut fayce D:
Shop assistant: *waves manager*
Manager: Is there something wrong here?
Shop assistant: I'm not sure how to deal with this gentleman
Manager: Sir.. Might I ask .... Stop that! Get off my shirt!
Me: D:
so liek aftr mi discasshan wivf teh managars i suun buyed teh beD nd telled dem 2 delaver it ASAPPS (as suun as passable plx srsly) nd in liek 2 dais teh bed wus at mi howse nd i wus liek D: wen i finded owt i hads 2 buld teh bed misalf D: so heer wut i did
1st i taked teh anstractans nd reeded dem nd wen i finshd i went 2 bed nd liek totaly 4got wut thei sed so i waked up teh nxt marning nd red dem agen nd wus liek MUM CN U BILD MI BED PLX ND ALSO BRNG GRAYPES TY D:
so liek aftr i eeted teh graypes mi mum wus liek
Mum: It says here this bed is suitable for 8-12 year olds..
Me: y it nut wurking yet
Mum: Oh well, you do have the mental age of... I suppose it'll be fine.
Me: ty ty
Me: D:<
3 hours pass
Me: D:<
Mum: You've been making that face for 3 hours, are you alright?
Me: mi bed works now plx?
Mum: I think it's about ready... But it looks awfully small
Me: lawl it a rayce cr dummy it sposd 2 be teh smalls
Mum: I see....
Me: tyty u go now i sleep bai2u bai2u
Mum: G'night!
so liek suun i finded owt d bed wus liek ment 4 8 y/o's nd wus liek D:> but i stil liekd it nd wus liek
Me: BRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr GAbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr br br br br br brrrrrrrrrrrrr brbrbrbr *indicates* tick tock tick tock BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr EEEEEEEEEEEEESHKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK brrrrrrRRRRRRRRR
etc
so yar tbh i cnt ramambr wut dis artacle wus abowt but i liek mi bed nd also graypes
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Quoll said:Why you m'dear, but you disappeared into the night
and hid yourself from my sight.
Tired begets cranky, I hope both have left you.
I had no idea you were looking for me.
Or I would've stayed for you to see.
I hope next time right here I'll be
So you can feast your eyes on me!
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