The Naked Party Thread

YoursSINSerely · May 20, 2010

EesomeBeastie said:
Pear cider. Lovely. Slightly less sharp than apple cider.

I live close to one of the cider areas of the UK. Nip into Herefordshire and there are orchards and farms selling their own stuff as well as the larger brewery in Hereford itself. And Hereford Cathedral library has the famous "cider bible," a 14th century translation of the bible from Latin into English where strong drink has been rendered as cider!

Sorry, thought it was short for Perrier. Drink up!

UltimateSwitch · May 20, 2010

Bumping for sin...

YoursSINSerely · May 20, 2010

Dianthus said:
Hello, Naked People!

Happy Thursday! I've just finished supper and am settled on the couch with a large glass of merlot.

How large? Size is important. :devil:

Dianthus · May 20, 2010

YoursSINSerely said:
How large? Size is important.

Uh huh.

LARGE....two glasses empties the bottle.

UltimateSwitch · May 20, 2010

Hey I could use a drink...just something cold and large...and intoxicating...like me right now LOL

EesomeBeastie · May 20, 2010

Dianthus said:
Uh huh.

LARGE....two glasses empties the bottle.

Are you drinking it in half pint glasses?!?

Dianthus · May 20, 2010

EesomeBeastie said:
Are you drinking it in half pint glasses?!?

just about

I'm having a nice night in.

How're you, sweet Beastie? :kiss:

I owe you mail.

Emperor_Nero · May 20, 2010

Good evening Naked People

EesomeBeastie · May 20, 2010

Dianthus said:
I'm having a nice night in.

How're you, sweet Beastie? I owe you mail.

I'm fine. As you can see from the pic on the previous page, the bike is out of commission until the new tyre I've ordered arrives.

Mail as in comments on the story I sent you?

EesomeBeastie · May 20, 2010

Emperor_Nero said:
Good evening Naked People

Good evening, Nero!

Dianthus · May 20, 2010

EesomeBeastie said:
I'm fine. As you can see from the pic on the previous page, the bike is out of commission until the new tyre I've ordered arrives.

Mail as in comments on the story I sent you?

That too....I owe you a pretty picture.

It's been a helluva week at work, Naked People. Hence the merlot.

Ave, Nero. :kiss:

Emperor_Nero · May 20, 2010

EesomeBeastie said:
Good evening, Nero!

Hi Beastie

sorry to hear about the tyre

Emperor_Nero · May 20, 2010

Dianthus said:
That too....I owe you a pretty picture.

It's been a helluva week at work, Naked People. Hence the merlot.

Ave, Nero.

Hi Di

Did I hear pictures

driphoney · May 20, 2010

UltimateSwitch said:
Hey I could use a drink...just something cold and large...and intoxicating...like me right now LOL

Just as soon as you're legal, sweetie. Maybe you should move to the UK. Pretty sure you're of legal drinking age there. Maybe even Canada!

Dianthus said:
just about

I'm having a nice night in.

Go for it! Relax, sip, put your feet up. I'll run and get one of the, er, boy-maidens

confused

to rub your feet until Bear can get here. :rose:

Emperor_Nero said:
Good evening Naked People

Hi!

UltimateSwitch · May 20, 2010

But think...the naked Part is located where? I'm pretty sure that inside this thread I am somewhere where 20 is legal...

Dianthus · May 20, 2010

driphoney said:
Go for it! Relax, sip, put your feet up. I'll run and get one of the, er, boy-maidens confused to rub your feet until Bear can get here.

Thank you, Honey.

Both feet are up, I'm halfway through my first class and I have something great on screen.

I love having my feet rubbed.

EesomeBeastie · May 20, 2010

Dianthus said:
That too....I owe you a pretty picture.

It's been a helluva week at work, Naked People. Hence the merlot.

Oh, sorry to hear that work's been stressful.

Emperor_Nero said:
Hi Beastie

sorry to hear about the tyre

New one on order. A Marathon Plus - heavy duty puncture resistant tyre. Down side is they're so still they're almost impossible to lever onto the wheel the first time. Usually involves lots of heaving and cursing and nipped fingers!

driphoney said:
Just as soon as you're legal, sweetie. Maybe you should move to the UK. Pretty sure you're of legal drinking age there. Maybe even Canada!

Go for it! Relax, sip, put your feet up. I'll run and get one of the, er, boy-maidens confused to rub your feet until Bear can get here.

Drinking age is 18 here in the UK. Or younger (14 or 15?) if having with a sit down meal in a restaurant accompanied by adults.

Dianthus · May 20, 2010

EesomeBeastie said:
Oh, sorry to hear that work's been stressful.

New one on order. A Marathon Plus - heavy duty puncture resistant tyre. Down side is they're so still they're almost impossible to lever onto the wheel the first time. Usually involves lots of heaving and cursing and nipped fingers!

Drinking age is 17 here in the UK. Or younger (14 or 15?) if having with a sit down meal in a restaurant accompanied by adults.

Awwwwww....heaving, cursing and nipped fingers. :rose:

That's too funny! My daughter wouldn't travel there with me this year because, at 17, she can't get into a taping for Mock the Week. But she could drink?

Emperor_Nero · May 20, 2010

Dianthus said:
Thank you, Honey.

Both feet are up, I'm halfway through my first class and I have something great on screen.

I love having my feet rubbed.

And Bear has a very special talent at rubbing feet

EesomeBeastie · May 20, 2010

Dianthus said:
Awwwwww....heaving, cursing and nipped fingers.

That's too funny! My daughter wouldn't travel there with me this year because, at 17, she can't get into a taping for Mock the Week. But she could drink?

I meant to type 18. I corrected it but you must have quoted before I did. So no, except as I say at a restaurant with sit down meal at the landlord's discretion.

Can marry at 16, drive at 17 and drink and vote at 18. Logic?!?

Dianthus · May 20, 2010

EesomeBeastie said:
I meant to type 18. I corrected it but you must have quoted before I did. So no, except as I say at a restaurant with sit down meal at the landlord's discretion.

Can marry at 16, drive at 17 and drink and vote at 18. Logic?!?

And at what ageis it legal to have carnal relations?

Sorry, I jumped the gun. She must have done her research.

I have to wait for Bear?

Emperor_Nero · May 20, 2010

Dianthus said:
And at what ageis it legal to have carnal relations?

Sorry, I jumped the gun. She must have done her research.

I have to wait for Bear?

I could offer an ordinary foot rub until he arrives, but he has extraordinary abilities that I cannot duplicate

UltimateSwitch · May 20, 2010

Yep US is 14 to drive 16 to marry with consent, 18 to vote and join the army and 21 to drink,...and 23 to rent a car LOL

Dianthus · May 20, 2010

Emperor_Nero said:
I could offer an ordinary foot rub until he arrives, but he has extraordinary abilities that I cannot duplicate

yes, please. :kiss:

EesomeBeastie · May 20, 2010

Dianthus said:
And at what ageis it legal to have carnal relations?

16 between boy and girl. 18 between same sex couples.

Age for marriage used to be older in England if you didn't have parents' consent, but that made no difference under Scots law. Hence the popularity of Gretna Green as a destination to elope to! English law would recognise marriages that were legally contracted in Scotland, even if they'd have been illegal in England.

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