Goldie Munro
Miss Imperfect
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Trombonus said:It's like a swallowed a pound of sugar, but I haven't.
Scary!
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Trombonus said:It's like a swallowed a pound of sugar, but I haven't.
You have no idea.Goldie Munro said:Scary!
This early in the day? And I'm assuming you just woke up...scheherazade_79 said:Mood: I'm bored with everything today
damppanties said:This early in the day? And I'm assuming you just woke up...
Ah. Like I feel apathetic about everything today and don't think it can get better as the day goes on.scheherazade_79 said:Yes. I've just got that feeling that today I'm going to be bored
damppanties said:Ah. Like I feel apathetic about everything today and don't think it can get better as the day goes on.
Have a
*grin* Yes, I vote for getting into trouble. But not a lot of trouble, ok?scheherazade_79 said:Thank you.
The thing is, I'm either going to end up spending a lot of money today, or getting into trouble.
I had this idea when I woke up about printing my own signs to put up around town - ones that tell the absolute truth to visiting tourists. There's CCTV, but I could wear a black hoodie and go by skateboard...
damppanties said:*grin* Yes, I vote for getting into trouble. But not a lot of trouble, ok?
I am not really sure I should be egging you on on these sort of things... but do tell if you do something crazy. Don't get caught.scheherazade_79 said:I might do it as a solo mission, too. I'm bored with my usual partner in crime. Recently he's just sat there staring into space. And occasionally he breaks off to complain about his job.
He's pissing me off, actually. I've sorted out the weed for both of us for over a year. Now he got hold of some of his own from London, he keeps it at home to smoke on his own and still expects me to provide for when we go out.
He can stay in and watch the telly tonight
damppanties said:I am not really sure I should be egging you on on these sort of things... but do tell if you do something crazy. Don't get caught.
Do it then. And I'll live vicariously through you.scheherazade_79 said:It's better than being bored
damppanties said:Do it then. And I'll live vicariously through you.
Hah! I could do that here in broad daylight and no one would care.scheherazade_79 said:Chicken! You should join me!
We could have an AH competition, where everyone has to choose something in their hometown that they absolutely can't stand, write a new brutally honest information sign about it, then sneak out in the night to stick it up...
damppanties said:Hah! I could do that here in broad daylight and no one would care.
vampiredust said:mood: impish
scheherazade_79 said:For example:
"Welcome to ----- swimming pool. It looks nice from the outside, but if you go in it's kind of gross. They don't change the water all that often, and the water usually consists of 30% urine - sometimes more on a Wednesday, after all the school kids have been for swimming lessons.
If you're really unlucky, you might get a Jaws-type turd that surfaces at the deep end, then proceeds to follow you across the length of the pool.
Good luck. And don't expect the lifeguards to save you if you get into trouble. It's no accident that they're all quite burly and have terrible zits. They've all been on steroids for years and years. If you start to drown you're more likely to be yelled at than rescued. Still, there are worse places to die - like the local wool shop, or McDonalds..."
scheherazade_79 said:Mood: I'm bored with everything today
matriarch said:That doesn't bode well for anyone physically near you.
Be afraid, people....be very afraid.
Run!! Run!!!
scheherazade_79 said:You're quite right, Auntie Mat...
Boredom and restlessness are never a good combination for me
*cough*you? vicariously?damppanties said:Do it then. And I'll live vicariously through you.
What? I'm innocent. The only fun I can get is vicariously.FatDino said:*cough*you? vicariously?
Give me a minute...I'm imagining...trying...really hard...still trying...
No, I failed. Can't picture you anywhere near what you said.