PM asshattery

RubenesqueAphrodite · Jun 15, 2013

Eilan said:
This is a profile on another sex site? If you get an unsolicited message from a woman, chances are pretty good that "she's" actually a front for a pay site.

Lol...I'm still blown away by the fact that Mr. Skin managed to post a profile somewhere...

Eilan · Jun 16, 2013

I think the Lit creepers and asshats are posting in the comment section.

RubenesqueAphrodite · Jun 16, 2013

FFS I'm pissed...

Eilan · Jun 18, 2013

Hypothesis: The Purpose Of The Cockshot Is To Test Boundaries

midwestyankee · Jun 21, 2013

Eilan said:
Hypothesis: The Purpose Of The Cockshot Is To Test Boundaries

Dammit, Eilan, that's the scariest av you've ever used. Please change it before the Intertubes break. :rose:

Emerson40 · Jun 21, 2013

midwestyankee said:
Dammit, Eilan, that's the scariest av you've ever used. Please change it before the Intertubes break.

I don't know... that mole rat penis thingy was p r e t t y scary.

Or maybe I'm thinking about that Josh guy's av.

BeachMomma · Jun 22, 2013

Emerson40 said:
I don't know... that mole rat penis thingy was p r e t t y scary.

Or maybe I'm thinking about that Josh guy's av.

PMann's bat had a bigger penis than the av. (I'm afraid to say his name, but I'm not talking about Eilan's mole rat penis thingy.)

Eilan · Jun 22, 2013

midwestyankee said:
Dammit, Eilan, that's the scariest av you've ever used. Please change it before the Intertubes break.

Well, I could bring back the naked mole rat. . .

Sweetdaisymae · Jun 22, 2013

Eilan said:
Well, I could bring back the naked mole rat. . .

Ugh! That thing looked like a wrinkly penis with teeth! Just looking at it made me clench my knees together!

silverwhisper · Jun 23, 2013

eilan: o dear god is that ever frightening!

NippleMuncher · Jun 25, 2013

pmann has started sending high res photos of himself to women.

Lord Pmann · Jun 28, 2013

NippleMuncher said:
pmann has started sending high res photos of himself to women.

You are not a woman. And stop begging for them if you don't want them.

NippleMuncher · Jun 29, 2013

pmann said:
You are not a woman. And stop begging for them if you don't want them.

As your graphic clearly points out, there can only be one, and I am not that one.

annayarnkitten · Jul 6, 2013

Jesus Christ. Really!!?!?

Got this "Gem" this morning. Seriously WTF!!

14m here,. How are you? hope your having a great night would luv to chat with you on yahoo

*hugs*

...excuse me while I vomit. I know some people have a kink but really!?
Even if he is pretending....

UCanBLeafinMe · Jul 7, 2013

I wish PMers would realize that some of us try to use proper grammar and spelling, even in PMs.

To receive PMs with "U" and the "your" for "you're" is irritating and will result in not getting "your rocks off"

Emerson40 · Jul 7, 2013

UCanBLeafinMe said:
I wish PMers would realize that some of us try to use proper grammar and spelling, even in PMs.

To receive PMs with "U" and the "your" for "you're" is irritating and will result in not getting "your rocks off"

NightL · Jul 8, 2013

UCanBLeafinMe said:
I wish PMers would realize that some of us try to use proper grammar and spelling, even in PMs.

To receive PMs with "U" and the "your" for "you're" is irritating and will result in not getting "your rocks off"

love it - so why did you choose a username like UCanBLeafinMe?

UCanBLeafinMe · Jul 8, 2013

NightL said:
love it - so why did you choose a username like UCanBLeafinMe?

When you're limited to X number of characters to name yourself - create a username - you have to be creative. When you are NOT limited to the number of characters - PMs and emails - it is asinine to use Twitter and TxtSpeak.

When you're trying to convince someone to "cyber", it's annoying

UCanBLeafinMe · Jul 8, 2013

Rainshine said:
*stifles massive grin and instead nods sagely*

*SMH*

So you agree it's okay to turn a woman on with:

U r so hot! Lemme get you naked, massage those tits

NightL · Jul 8, 2013

UCanBLeafinMe said:
*SMH*

Should I give an abbreviated grin for that?

UCanBLeafinMe · Jul 8, 2013

NightL said:
Should I give an abbreviated grin for that?

SO you do agree that using the Text speak is a perfect way to chat up a woman. Shows your level of education.

NightL · Jul 8, 2013

UCanBLeafinMe said:
*SMH*

So you agree it's okay to turn a woman on with:

U r so hot! Lemme get you naked, massage those tits

You (expecting toe curled, hand clenched shudders - that could well be fake) do realise you should now expect your Personal Message (chuckle) box to be full of "You are so hot! Let me get you naked, massage those tits"

UCanBLeafinMe said:
Shows your level of education.

U r so funny

UCanBLeafinMe · Jul 8, 2013

NightL said:
You (expecting toe curled, hand clenched shudders - that could well be fake) do realise you should now expect your Personal Message (chuckle) box to be full of "You are so hot! Let me get you naked, massage those tits"

U r so funny

You're not.

And I'll deal with the PMs as they come: Ignore and/or delete.

Emerson40 · Jul 9, 2013

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UCanBLeafinMe · Jul 9, 2013

Everyone that's responded negatively seems to be male. Have you all received negative responses to your PMs, because of your lack of correct grammar?

PM asshattery

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