Chris_Michael
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Just think of the action we are helping you get
*sigh* I could use some action. haha
Why have you NOT PMed me yet?!?!!!
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*sigh* I could use some action. haha
Chris_Michael
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Because you love us so much? Awww.
What is the saying? "Speculation killed the cat"? Is that it? =P
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You should totally take that hand and put it some where more interesting than your face then.
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Chris_Michael
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You should totally take that hand and put it some where more interesting than your face then.
No, honey. You're doing it wrong. Jokes are supposed to be funny.
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StarGazer58
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He can hire me to answer his pms.
Chris_Michael
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You are. But we still love you.
Hey you know what? Dick tastes better than pussy. =P
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I'm sure I'd agree with you there. But I'm a total cockwhore, so my opinion mayyyy be slightly biased.
Chris_Michael
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I'm sure I'd agree with you there. But I'm a total cockwhore, so my opinion mayyyy be slightly biased.
You need Jesus.
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Careful, he will get a big head.You are. But we still love you.
So I can send you links for gay porn and big dildos?He can hire me to answer his pms.
And how is it you know this???
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Why? Does he have a big dick?
hahaha I think I love you!!!
That is pretty much exactly what I asked him the other day.
Chris_Michael
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So I can send you links for gay porn and big dildos?
Uh no... I'm the only man you're allowed to flirt with...
Chris_Michael
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Why? Does he have a big dick?
hahaha I think I love you!!!
*facepalm*
Yes, that was her exact response, which is really sad that you women are so shallow that you need a big cock to satisfy you... smh...
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Chris_Michael
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So you are saying you want the gay porn and dildos?
No....
When can I call you, since you're here?
WetJuicyCunt
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It's not the size of the boat; it's the motion of the ocean...but it takes a long time to cross the ocean in a rowboat!
Chris_Michael
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I can't help it that your vagina is the Pacific Ocean. =P
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Real talk, that couldn't be further from the truth. >.<
Well, except for the wetness part.
Chris_Michael
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Real talk, that couldn't be further from the truth. >.<
Well, except for the wetness part.
So when you're aroused, you cover 46% of the planet in vaginal fluid?
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So I can send you links for gay porn and big dildos?
Not interested in gay porn but certainly interested in talking about using a big dildo on you.
WetJuicyCunt
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I dunno. It's been so long, I can't remember. Wanna give it a shot and see what happens?
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LOL as soon as me, my sister in law and my daughter are done laughing
at these comments!!!
Not interested in gay porn but certainly interested in talking about using a big dildo on you.
No size queen here. I don't want big anything unless it's big orgasms.
Chris_Michael
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Not interested in gay porn but certainly interested in talking about using a big dildo on you.
Nooooooooope. The fox belongs to me. I don't know how she keeps getting out of her cage. ><
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