The Naked Party Thread

NekoParks · Mar 18, 2013

oggbashan said:
Black Pudding does deter some people.

Haggis frightens them.

Thanks, Og. I'm trying to fix dinner. No longer hungry at all. Some of my NOLA relatives eat things that I couldn’t stand to look at when they were alive. However, I don't eat organs or exotic forms of pudding. Often I don't eat meat at all. I'm not a vegan or vegetarian-- I just prefer fish, sea food, and salads.

Dianthus · Mar 18, 2013

oggbashan said:
Black Pudding does deter some people.

Haggis frightens them.

I've eaten both.

I grew up with black pudding. It was part of breakfast, especially in winter.

I'm not so fond of haggis. Not afraid; just not fond.

Grilled bacon and kidneys, though. Yum.

SweetWitch · Mar 19, 2013

oggbashan said:
Black Pudding does deter some people.

Haggis frightens them.

My granddad's cousin use to bring haggis to all the family functions. I tried it once, but it's really not to my taste.

voluptuary_manque · Mar 19, 2013

I've never been anywhere where I could even try black pudding but every Highland Games, I run for the haggis tent. Haggis with brown sauce? Oh, yum!

johneb87 · Mar 19, 2013

I don't know why, but I'm honestly craving some Chinese food. Less than an hour of work to go. Rolf, a cold IPA please.

annanova · Mar 19, 2013

NaokoSmith said:
I've been thinking about it, and I can't believe you did that part at all well. I'm sure you must make a very excellent burlesque dancer.
(burlesque banana)

I played the part wonderfully well. The thing is, she was scripted as really really clumsy. Put me in five-inch heels and you'd be surprised how clumsy I can look.

Dianthus said:
Peppermint schnapps in hot chocolate? That sounds wonderful! Minty chocolate decadence.

YUMMY is what it is. After my meeting tonight, I deserve it.

steve44uk said:
Are you implying I may be on the... ahem... generous side?

How very dare you!

<throws Di in the hot tub>

See, I can still lift a lady when the mood takes me...

*slips into relax in hot tub* Are you sure she didn't' mean generous of spirit?

johneb87 said:
I don't know why, but I'm honestly craving some Chinese food. Less than an hour of work to go. Rolf, a cold IPA please.

I had a wonderful beef stew that your cold IPA would have gone well with.

andy_charles · Mar 19, 2013

Must have dozed off in the hot tub - too warm and cosy in here, lol

SweetWitch · Mar 19, 2013

voluptuary_manque said:
I've never been anywhere where I could even try black pudding but every Highland Games, I run for the haggis tent. Haggis with brown sauce? Oh, yum!

I usually go straight for the meat pies. Love them, with all the barley and gravy. Yum, yum.

SweetWitch · Mar 19, 2013

andy_charles said:
Must have dozed off in the hot tub - too warm and cosy in here, lol

Watch out for the handmaidens. One of them has been lifting wallets.

andy_charles · Mar 19, 2013

SweetWitch said:
Watch out for the handmaidens. One of them has been lifting wallets.

Thanks for the heads up

annanova · Mar 19, 2013

andy_charles said:
Must have dozed off in the hot tub - too warm and cosy in here, lol

Depending on how long you've been in the tub, I can see that being possible. Even though I just got here, I'm thinking I'd rather have a massage.

andy_charles · Mar 19, 2013

annanova said:
Depending on how long you've been in the tub, I can see that being possible. Even though I just got here, I'm thinking I'd rather have a massage.

Think that would send me even further to drowsiness, lol

Depends on the masseuse of course

SweetWitch · Mar 19, 2013

andy_charles said:
Thanks for the heads up

Always glad to help. As soon as I figure out which one it is, I'll send her packing.

TxRad · Mar 19, 2013

SweetWitch said:
Always glad to help. As soon as I figure out which one it is, I'll send her packing.

It might be more fun to take her down to the dungeon for a little while first. :devil:

SweetWitch · Mar 19, 2013

TxRad said:
It might be more fun to take her down to the dungeon for a little while first.

I'll leave that to you. I just want her gone. I don't like having a thief in my house.

Handley_Page · Mar 19, 2013

SweetWitch said:
I'll leave that to you. I just want her gone. I don't like having a thief in my house.

Chuck her in the deep end with concrete boots ?

slyc_willie · Mar 19, 2013

Handley_Page said:
Chuck her in the deep end with concrete boots ?

Don't give Molly any ideas.

She has enough dark and perverted one of her own.

Heya, Handley

NaokoSmith · Mar 19, 2013

Wow, you guys had haggis in here last night without me! That'll teach me to sneak off early to bed with my knitting, LOL. It's surprisingly tiring learning to sasshay up and down, taking gloves off with your teeth and shaking your hips out. Although I can cancel that chiropractor appointment at least.

OK, Keurig on. Dragon will be round shortly, I expect. Must go and check Neko's recipe. Wow, Willie, that lobster sounds divine. But, John, I feel it would be beyond cannibalism to post cooked Di on her own thread!

slyc_willie · Mar 19, 2013

NaokoSmith said:
Wow, you guys had haggis in here last night without me! That'll teach me to sneak off early to bed with my knitting, LOL. It's surprisingly tiring learning to sasshay up and down, taking gloves off with your teeth and shaking your hips out. Although I can cancel that chiropractor appointment at least.

OK, Keurig on. Dragon will be round shortly, I expect. Must go and check Neko's recipe. Wow, Willie, that lobster sounds divine. But, John, I feel it would be beyond cannibalism to post cooked Di on her own thread!

'Morning, Neko. Yeah, Lobster's tasty, but it's messy. Down here in Texas, it's a treat we only get to enjoy once in a while.

Slip in the tub and have a drink. Or would that churning water ruffle your fur?

NaokoSmith · Mar 19, 2013

slyc_willie said:
'Morning, Neko. Yeah, Lobster's tasty, but it's messy. Down here in Texas, it's a treat we only get to enjoy once in a while.

Slip in the tub and have a drink. Or would that churning water ruffle your fur?

LOL, Naoko. You are mixing up your kitty cats! Tub sounds good this morning, I might have a little splosh.
:cathappy:

slyc_willie · Mar 19, 2013

NaokoSmith said:
LOL, Naoko. You are mixing up your kitty cats! Tub sounds good this morning, I might have a little splosh.

Sorry. I was thinking of Neko's suggestion that I put the Lobster recipe in the recipe thread.

Take pity on me. You're both a couple of nice-looking pussies. Can't fault me for making a mistake, right? :devil:

NaokoSmith · Mar 19, 2013

slyc_willie said:
Sorry. I was thinking of Neko's suggestion that I put the Lobster recipe in the recipe thread.

Take pity on me. You're both a couple of nice-looking pussies. Can't fault me for making a mistake, right?

LOL, I would never be grumpy about being taken for Neko.
Make me a lobster dish and I will forgive you!
:kiss:

johneb87 · Mar 19, 2013

NaokoSmith said:
LOL, I would never be grumpy about being taken for Neko.
Make me a lobster dish and I will forgive you!

http://johnmariani.com/archive/2007/070311/PresaVu lobster.jpg

Shall I fire up the Keurig as well?

NaokoSmith · Mar 19, 2013

johneb87 said:
http://johnmariani.com/archive/2007/070311/PresaVu lobster.jpg

Shall I fire up the Keurig as well?

John, you interest me strangely! For a man who claims he can't cook, that is ... intriguing. LOL.

I put the Keurig on a couple of posts ago, but you may pour me a cup while I lounge about watching you admiringly.

johneb87 · Mar 19, 2013

NaokoSmith said:
John, you interest me strangely! For a man who claims he can't cook, that is ... intriguing. LOL.

I put the Keurig on a couple of posts ago, but you may pour me a cup while I lounge about watching you admiringly.

*Pours you a cup, adding two sugars.* Here you go. I hope that is correct.

As for that misunderstanding with Di, I guess I missed a comma. Not to say that Di does not enjoy being eaten. :devil:

Oh great, I got a bit naughty. I'll be good now.

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