Old 10-15-2017, 04:22 PM   #5076
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Oh, behave. You have me in every bloody possible way, including carrier pigeon!

I know your trick. Get me too busy replying to all the messages left, right and centre and then I've no time to talk to anyone else.
do you do pigeon racing too ?
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Old 10-15-2017, 04:28 PM   #5077
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Would I do that?! I wouldn't - I'm bloody lovely, me.

But... Don't say "you have me.in every bloody possible way" and then include pigeons. Some people will think me and you are extremely kinky. I could get the RSPCA on my ass.
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do you do pigeon racing too ?
I don't do racing, but mine are so damn fast that if I did, they'd be the best of course.

There's nuffin wrong wiv pigeons, mate. I got me cage out in me yard, innit. RSPCA can come kiss me arse. I know how take care of a good bird.
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Old 10-15-2017, 04:31 PM   #5078
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I don't do racing, but mine are so damn fast that if I did, they'd be the best of course.

There's nuffin wrong wiv pigeons, mate. I got me cage out in me yard, innit. RSPCA can come kiss me arse. I know how take care of a good bird.
You know I imagined you said all that in the voice of a 60 year old, northern ex-coal miner.
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Old 10-15-2017, 04:33 PM   #5079
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I don't do racing, but mine are so damn fast that if I did, they'd be the best of course.

There's nuffin wrong wiv pigeons, mate. I got me cage out in me yard, innit. RSPCA can come kiss me arse. I know how take care of a good bird.
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You know I imagined you said all that in the voice of a 60 year old, northern ex-coal miner.

with a flat cap...
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Old 10-15-2017, 04:33 PM   #5080
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with a flat cap...
And a sixty-a-day habit.
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Old 10-15-2017, 04:37 PM   #5081
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You know I imagined you said all that in the voice of a 60 year old, northern ex-coal miner.
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with a flat cap...
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And a sixty-a-day habit.
I know. I'm so fucking sexy.



Ok. Am DEFINITELY going now! I have a life, goddammit!!!



I expect to see you all in the new thread soon! Good night to you all, you lovable wankers.
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Old 10-15-2017, 04:41 PM   #5082
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I know. I'm so fucking sexy.



Ok. Am DEFINITELY going now! I have a life, goddammit!!!



I expect to see you all in the new thread soon! Good night to you all, you lovable wankers.
bye for now hot stuff, show me your braces later
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Old 10-15-2017, 04:42 PM   #5083
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I know. I'm so fucking sexy.



Ok. Am DEFINITELY going now! I have a life, goddammit!!!



I expect to see you all in the new thread soon! Good night to you all, you lovable wankers.
Goodnight trouble. 💋

I am actually off too as I have to sort the dog out and then I'm going to go vegetate in front of the TV. A stressful day awaits tomorrow!!

Goodnight all!
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I know. I'm so fucking sexy.
Ok. Am DEFINITELY going now! I have a life, goddammit!!!

I expect to see you all in the new thread soon! Good night to you all, you lovable wankers.
You know, I love Tallulah She certainly knows how to treat her men folk
 

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Old 10-15-2017, 04:50 PM   #5086
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are we going to dance ?
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Who is going to set up the new thread? The mods will need to know where the new continuation
thread is so that they can post it in the final closure post...
 

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