The Literotica Tag team competition?

Saxon_Hart · Apr 9, 2014

Blind_Justice said:
I would love to sing praises for my partner, especially their awesome patience with my crazy ideas, but smack talking is sooooo much more fulfilling. And I don't have anything else worth sharing...

Which reminds me: Does anyone mind that little thing in my sig?

Why would you add a silly link like that? <looks down> oops...

lovecraft68 · Apr 10, 2014

Saxon_Hart said:
I'm waiting for the "JBJ Choice Awards."

Yeah the JBJ awards

Worst story.

Absolute shit story.

Story that abused adverbs the most.

Story that the lit all stars wouldn't even read.....

xelliebabex · Apr 10, 2014

Blind_Justice said:
I would love to sing praises for my partner, especially their awesome patience with my crazy ideas, but smack talking is sooooo much more fulfilling. And I don't have anything else worth sharing...

Which reminds me: Does anyone mind that little thing in my sig?

I love it

Swilly · Apr 10, 2014

Blind_Justice said:
I would love to sing praises for my partner, especially their awesome patience with my crazy ideas, but smack talking is sooooo much more fulfilling. And I don't have anything else worth sharing...

Which reminds me: Does anyone mind that little thing in my sig?

Its funny. I don't load the sigs or Avis when I'm logged in...so I don't see any of it. I only see it if I go to the site without logging in. I can post to the forum with my son next to me one the couch without worrying about what will show up.

lovecraft68 · Apr 10, 2014

Swilly said:
Its funny. I don't load the sigs or Avis when I'm logged in...so I don't see any of it. I only see it if I go to the site without logging in. I can post to the forum with my son next to me one the couch without worrying about what will show up.

Never mind the sigs. There's enough dangling cock avatars out there

Jeez keep those for the picture thread.

Ldy_Sea · Apr 10, 2014

lovecraft68 said:
Never mind the sigs. There's enough dangling cock avatars out there

Jeez keep those for the picture thread.

Hell xelliebabex legs Make those nasty dangly bits worth it.

JAMESBJOHNSON · Apr 10, 2014

F.O. LC! My new LW masterwork, AUNT ESTHER & UNCLE WOODY is gonna raise the bar on the Wounded Wanker crap your crew spews. Eat your heart out and cry me a river. Kids across America will dress as Uncle Woody this Halloween.

lovecraft68 · Apr 10, 2014

Ours is in after 8 straight hours of editing.

Time for a shower a couple of shots and bed.

xelliebabex · Apr 10, 2014

Ldy_Sea said:
Hell xelliebabex legs Make those nasty dangly bits worth it.

Your dangling tits, I mean bits! there in your avatar are very nice too, What more could the voyeurs want :rose:

Zeb_Carter · Apr 10, 2014

lovecraft68 said:
Never mind the sigs. There's enough dangling cock avatars out there

Jeez keep those for the picture thread.

There is a site...that shall remain nameless...that I participate at, no the other one. In my profile I told guys with pics of their cocks as an avatar to not as me to be a friend as i would turn them down.

Not month goes by with some yahoo with an avatar of a cock asks be to be his friend. Dumbasses.

Ldy_Sea · Apr 10, 2014

xelliebabex said:
Your dangling tits, I mean bits! there in your avatar are very nice too, What more could the voyeurs want

On behalf of the unknown woman who posted that pic on some long forgotten site I thank you.

Ldy_Sea · Apr 10, 2014

Zeb_Carter said:
There is a site...that shall remain nameless...that I participate at, no the other one. In my profile I told guys with pics of their cocks as an avatar to not as me to be a friend as i would turn them down.

Not month goes by with some yahoo with an avatar of a cock asks be to be his friend. Dumbasses.

I used to belong to sites like that. I started telling the guys

no I don't wanna fuck you. I'm married and one dick in my life is more than enough.

patientlee · Apr 10, 2014

Ldy_Sea said:
I used to belong to sites like that. I started telling the guys

no I don't wanna fuck you. I'm married and one dick in my life is more than enough.

Hear, hear.

BuckyDuckman · Apr 10, 2014

Ah. . . mere hours before all lesser humans feel humbled by greatness. Enjoy your time to shine while it lasts!

lovecraft68 · Apr 10, 2014

BuckyDuckman said:
Ah. . . mere hours before all lesser humans feel humbled by greatness. Enjoy your time to shine while it lasts!

Aw common, my teams's story isn't that good.

PennLady · Apr 10, 2014

Just submitted ours. *whew*

I'm sure there's a typo I missed, but there always is.

The_Odd_Couplings · Apr 10, 2014

Hello Everyone,

All the stories have been submitted and i have messaged Laurel to say they are there and awaiting her approval,

Time to relax and thank you all so much for making my job an easy one with all the formatting you did, much appreciated. To the team that put a different title for their story in the email to what was written on the story itself, and made me do a quick last minute skim to work out which was right, I am gonna deduct a point from your score lol! It was my only hiccup.

Sadly two authors were no shows, so that decreases our pool to guess from.

The 13 surviving authors are:

Lovecraft68
MSTarot
Saxon_Hart
Xelliebabex
Zeb_Carter
PennLady
Robertreams
Swilley
Buckyduckman
Lady_Sea
NomDePlume
Blindjustice
Walkerlong

There are 8 stories and I will give you all a hint and say that only two of the above authors wrote in multiple pairings.

For Zebs criteria for honorary awards I can also say that the shortest story came in at 4 lit pages and the longest at 29 lit pages. (Which just boggles my mind) I wont post word counts until the stories are posted on the site and you can all see the titles.

Good luck everyone, I have very much enjoyed what i have read so far

xelliebabex · Apr 10, 2014

OMG they were up in an hour!!!

Good luck everyone! :heart:

heres your linky dinky The Odd Couplings stories

JAMESBJOHNSON · Apr 10, 2014

All are punished! Prince Escalus

EARLY RESULTS: What I read sucks. None are interesting, and INTERESTING is next to COHERENT in importance. One tale I call THE ADVERB STORE. But I digress. If the story isn't interesting I wont read past page ONE. I left no comments nor scored any.

Blind_Justice · Apr 10, 2014

But someone faved LC's story already. Was that you, JBJ?

robertreams · Apr 10, 2014

JAMESBJOHNSON said:
EARLY RESULTS: What I read sucks. None are interesting, and INTERESTING is next to COHERENT in importance. One tale I call THE ADVERB STORE. But I digress. If the story isn't interesting I wont read past page ONE. I left no comments nor scored any.

I'll bet it isn't true. I would bet a bundle that JBJ is not through "commenting"

JAMESBJOHNSON · Apr 10, 2014

Blind_Justice said:
But someone faved LC's story already. Was that you, JBJ?

No. I spotted it but it wasn't interesting. Its written better but not 5 worthy.

JAMESBJOHNSON · Apr 10, 2014

robertreams said:
I'll bet it isn't true. I would bet a bundle that JBJ is not through "commenting"

Press your limp drooly lips upon my ass and wait for your comment, Bobby.

'I GOT SOMETHIN TO GIVE YUH THAT THE MAILMAN CANT DELIVER!

xelliebabex · Apr 10, 2014

Happy birthday LC!!!

patientlee · Apr 10, 2014

If I had a spare sick day, I'd call off so I could read!

Good luck, everybody.

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