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Pervy Husband II

Do you consider your husband a pervert?

  • Yes, but I love him for it!

    Votes: 30 48.4%

  • Yes, it's a real problem!

    Votes: 6 9.7%

  • No, we're both happy with our vanilla sex life.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • No, I'm the pervert/sexual one in our relationship.

    Votes: 26 41.9%
  • Total voters
    62
LizVegas79

LizVegas79

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As many of you know, my Pervy Things My Husband Does To/For Me thread got unceremoniously deleted without explanation or any warning back in May.

I was sad. Really sad.

I used the thread as a sort of confessional. It was fun.

But, thinking back on it, maybe it's for the best it was zapped by the Mod's (for the record: still not happy about how/why that happened)

Any who, I've decided to start another Pervy Husband thread. Not necessarily because I have a whole ton of new confessions (I do have a few though :) ) but because I LOVED reading the confessions of others.

So, with all that in mind, I invite all married, divorced, long-term partnership people to please feel free to confess/share some of the kinkier benefits of being in a loving, trusting and/or fucked up, we-got-married-for-all-the-wrong- reasons relationships.

I'll start ....

My husband's birthday is in two days. But we both have tomorrow night off so I booked us a room, a nice room, a suite actually, at a local (off-Strip) resort.

We've been married for over ten years and a couple of years ago I thought our sex life needed a jump start. We had two FFM threeways and they were both awesome. So this year, I booked the same buxom blonde escort I surprised him with on his birthday two years ago. She is going to "bump into us" as we're leaving the restaurant I plan to take him to tomorrow.

The cool thing is she's bi too so I get to have a little fun too. But I expect he'll barely be able to speak because he freaking LOVES blondes and was way, waaay into her last time. (it was fun to watch and I expect it will be every bit as much fun again!) :D
 
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Things went VERY well last night and hub's was quite pleased with the gift I got him for his birthday.

She was blonde and looked A LOT like her coincidentally so you can see why:

girls-night-out-33.jpg


She chastised us too for not calling her for two years. She said for six months every time she had a new message she was sure it was us. Her hourly rate went up and she didn't give us a free hour this year like she did two years ago but it was two heavenly hours and still worth every penny. (good "legal advice" is always pricey, right? :rolleyes: )
 
LizVegas79 said:
Things went VERY well last night and hub's was quite pleased with the gift I got him for his birthday.

She was blonde and looked A LOT like her coincidentally so you can see why:

girls-night-out-33.jpg


She chastised us too for not calling her for two years. She said for six months every time she had a new message she was sure it was us. Her hourly rate went up and she didn't give us a free hour this year like she did two years ago but it was two heavenly hours and still worth every penny. (good "legal advice" is always pricey, right? :rolleyes: )
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have you considered starting a gift consulting service for other lit wives???
 
LizVegas79 said:
As many of you know, my Pervy Things My Husband Does To/For Me thread got unceremoniously deleted without explanation or any warning back in May.

I was sad. Really sad.

I used the thread as a sort of confessional. It was fun.

But, thinking back on it, maybe it's for the best it was zapped by the Mod's (for the record: still not happy about how/why that happened)

Any who, I've decided to start another Pervy Husband thread. Not necessarily because I have a whole ton of new confessions (I do have a few though :) ) but because I LOVED reading the confessions of others.

So, with all that in mind, I invite all married, divorced, long-term partnership people to please feel free to confess/share some of the kinkier benefits of being in a loving, trusting and/or fucked up, we-got-married-for-all-the-wrong- reasons relationships.

I'll start ....

My husband's birthday is in two days. But we both have tomorrow night off so I booked us a room, a nice room, a suite actually, at a local (off-Strip) resort.

We've been married for over ten years and a couple of years ago I thought our sex life needed a jump start. We had two FFM threeways and they were both awesome. So this year, I booked the same buxom blonde escort I surprised him with on his birthday two years ago. She is going to "bump into us" as we're leaving the restaurant I plan to take him to tomorrow.

The cool thing is she's bi too so I get to have a little fun too. But I expect he'll barely be able to speak because he freaking LOVES blondes and was way, waaay into her last time. (it was fun to watch and I expect it will be every bit as much fun again!) :D
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Wow. I would never have thought of that. That's a wonderful birthday idea!!

Now how do I get him to think that giving me a threesome for my birthday is his idea ... ???
 
LizVegas79 said:
Things went VERY well last night and hub's was quite pleased with the gift I got him for his birthday.

She was blonde and looked A LOT like her coincidentally so you can see why:

girls-night-out-33.jpg


She chastised us too for not calling her for two years. She said for six months every time she had a new message she was sure it was us. Her hourly rate went up and she didn't give us a free hour this year like she did two years ago but it was two heavenly hours and still worth every penny. (good "legal advice" is always pricey, right? :rolleyes: )
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She put both of you in chastity?
 
crashD said:
have you considered starting a gift consulting service for other lit wives???
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Can you help me pitch that idea on Shark Tank? :rolleyes:

Azuldrgon said:
For the record.....fuck!!

Good wifey. ;)
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We're both still smiling - but yeah, he's pretty fucking lucky he married me back when I was a total mess LOL

ViciousTease said:
Wow. I would never have thought of that. That's a wonderful birthday idea!!

Now how do I get him to think that giving me a threesome for my birthday is his idea ... ???
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THAT is the tricky part VT.

Two years ago he returned the favor on my birthday by setting us up with a beautiful Vietnamese/Indonesian.

It takes LOTS of hinting but if it works, it's sooo worth it!


ydahecnot said:
She put both of you in chastity?
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No, she didn't "put" us in chastity. :confused:

(Chastity and chastising aren't the same thing. One is way more fun than the other lol)
 
Last month I went on a kayaking/camping trip with one of the girls I grew up with. I kept teasing my husband about hooking up with her while we were out, not really having any plans on doing it (although definitely a tomboy, she's never come across as no or gay). After a great sendoff because neither of us was planning on getting any for the next week and a half, she and I started down the river, throwing in a climb the second day. We've always bantered back and forth teasingly, and she was my first girl kiss in high school, when we were getting the boys worked up. This trip was no exception, but the third night we were laughing and poking fun at each other, and I reached over and flicked her boob in fun. That lead to more and more, until I was naked, she had a torn shirt and her shorts around her knees, and she looked right in my eye, and licked up my slit. It was both of our first true bi experience, and we made the most of it for the rest of the week. As always, my husband heard all the details after he picked me up, and definitely made up for the week is been enjoying myself away from him!
 
lesyex19 said:
Last month I went on a kayaking/camping trip with one of the girls I grew up with. I kept teasing my husband about hooking up with her while we were out, not really having any plans on doing it (although definitely a tomboy, she's never come across as no or gay). After a great sendoff because neither of us was planning on getting any for the next week and a half, she and I started down the river, throwing in a climb the second day. We've always bantered back and forth teasingly, and she was my first girl kiss in high school, when we were getting the boys worked up. This trip was no exception, but the third night we were laughing and poking fun at each other, and I reached over and flicked her boob in fun. That lead to more and more, until I was naked, she had a torn shirt and her shorts around her knees, and she looked right in my eye, and licked up my slit. It was both of our first true bi experience, and we made the most of it for the rest of the week. As always, my husband heard all the details after he picked me up, and definitely made up for the week is been enjoying myself away from him!
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Kayaking just made my bucket list! lol

That's a totally hot story L! Thanks for sharing.

So when are you going to see her again?
 
Not soon enough!!! ;)
We live in different states, and only get together every few years...
 
lesyex19 said:
Not soon enough!!! ;)
We live in different states, and only get together every few years...
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That sucks. Sounds like you enjoyed yourself though and now the cat's out of the bag so to speak so ....? :) :rose:

jaF0 said:
Well, since you didn't like my last idea .....
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What last idea? I bet there was some silly mis-communication Tell me tell me tell me! :D

crashD said:
what are you offering for compensation??
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15%?
 
LizVegas79 said:
That sucks. Sounds like you enjoyed yourself though and now the cat's out of the bag so to speak so ....? :) :rose:



What last idea? I bet there was some silly mis-communication Tell me tell me tell me! :D



15%?
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15% of the women that get kinky?? or what... ;)
 
LizVegas79 said:
Things went VERY well last night and hub's was quite pleased with the gift I got him for his birthday.

She was blonde and looked A LOT like her coincidentally so you can see why:


She chastised us too for not calling her for two years. She said for six months every time she had a new message she was sure it was us. Her hourly rate went up and she didn't give us a free hour this year like she did two years ago but it was two heavenly hours and still worth every penny. (good "legal advice" is always pricey, right? :rolleyes: )
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OMG, your an amazing woman Liz.
What a fantastic thing to do. :)
 
albertaboy said:
Liz,
You deserve to be in the Wife Hall of Fame.
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RustyIron said:
OMG, your an amazing woman Liz.
What a fantastic thing to do. :)
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Hey, I'll be honest, I did it as much for myself as I did it for him. Maybe even a little more actually. You only think I'm great because you don't have to pay my Visa bills every month or agree with me pretty much 100% of the time about pretty much everything so I don't freak out on you. LOL
 
LizVegas79 said:
As many of you know, my Pervy Things My Husband Does To/For Me thread got unceremoniously deleted without explanation or any warning back in May.

I was sad. Really sad.

I used the thread as a sort of confessional. It was fun.

But, thinking back on it, maybe it's for the best it was zapped by the Mod's (for the record: still not happy about how/why that happened)

Any who, I've decided to start another Pervy Husband thread. Not necessarily because I have a whole ton of new confessions (I do have a few though :) ) but because I LOVED reading the confessions of others.

So, with all that in mind, I invite all married, divorced, long-term partnership people to please feel free to confess/share some of the kinkier benefits of being in a loving, trusting and/or fucked up, we-got-married-for-all-the-wrong- reasons relationships.

I'll start ....

My husband's birthday is in two days. But we both have tomorrow night off so I booked us a room, a nice room, a suite actually, at a local (off-Strip) resort.

We've been married for over ten years and a couple of years ago I thought our sex life needed a jump start. We had two FFM threeways and they were both awesome. So this year, I booked the same buxom blonde escort I surprised him with on his birthday two years ago. She is going to "bump into us" as we're leaving the restaurant I plan to take him to tomorrow.

The cool thing is she's bi too so I get to have a little fun too. But I expect he'll barely be able to speak because he freaking LOVES blondes and was way, waaay into her last time. (it was fun to watch and I expect it will be every bit as much fun again!) :D
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Subscribing. And geez, I need to figure out how to introduce you to my wife before my next birthday. ;)
 
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