Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

Saucyminx · May 4, 2015

midwestyankee said:
Apparently white is the color of indecision (or evil typos, your pick). This is what I'd meant to display, though it's singular (in more ways than one):

Very nice. I can never get past his eyes to get to his beard. *le sigh, le heave*

So are you going to join in my 'save the pool table' fund Yank, or am I on my own?

ETA I forgot to add the full title of Clive Van Gogh's painting! I forgot the polar bears. We really did have a big white piece of cardboard framed in our apartment, and we did used to go off on that ramble when someone asked about it. We were so damned weird.

midwestyankee · May 4, 2015

Saucyminx said:
Very nice. I can never get past his eyes to get to his beard. *le sigh, le heave*

So are you going to join in my 'save the pool table' fund Yank, or am I on my own?

I'll contribute to the fund if I can have all rights to any detritus found on said tables.

DesEsseintes · May 4, 2015

I was at Glastonbury in '98 when the toilet truck was set to blow, not suck, all over the Dance Tent. Two feet deep in dysentery and mud for three days, and when I finally got home to remove it with a knife I saw I had an open wound on my left leg into which the shit-mud cocktail had been seeping for days.

I didn't die, but on the other hand, I'm not even Spiderman, so...

Miles Long · May 4, 2015

"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside."

Saucyminx · May 4, 2015

midwestyankee said:
I'll contribute to the fund if I can have all rights to any detritus found on said tables.

My dear man, I will pile them all up in the corner for you, freshly spanked for having the audacity to put their bare ass on a perfectly lovely pool table. As long as you remove them, you may do with them what you will.

DesEsseintes · May 4, 2015

Rainshine said:
I went to Glastonbury when it was still cool, and also somewhat clean. Oddly enough it was the first AND last music festival I attended.

I'm not even going to relay the super hero names I'm developing in my head for you. Yet...

Oh, a hipster one-time festival attendee? I thought you people ALL lived in London - sure are a lot of you there...

DesEsseintes · May 4, 2015

Rainshine said:
Yes, many many moons ago as a sweet naive 18 year old. We tend to explore the world and use London as the drop-in centre/cash cow. There's not much else to be said for it though.

True. Though there is fun to be had when you know where to go and have letters of introduction to the discreeter places.

Emerson40 · May 4, 2015

DesEsseintes said:
I was at Glastonbury in '98 when the toilet truck was set to blow, not suck, all over the Dance Tent. Two feet deep in dysentery and mud for three days, and when I finally got home to remove it with a knife I saw I had an open wound on my left leg into which the shit-mud cocktail had been seeping for days.

I didn't die, but on the other hand, I'm not even Spiderman, so...

That could put some off dancing for a good long while.

How does the Poopsmith make such a malodorous mistake? Perhaps he did not care for the opening act.

midwestyankee · May 4, 2015

Saucyminx said:
My dear man, I will pile them all up in the corner for you, freshly spanked for having the audacity to put their bare ass on a perfectly lovely pool table. As long as you remove them, you may do with them what you will.

You wouldn't mind leaving at least one or two of the more delectable asses unspanked, would you? Sometimes that's the best part.

Saucyminx · May 5, 2015

midwestyankee said:
You wouldn't mind leaving at least one or two of the more delectable asses unspanked, would you? Sometimes that's the best part.

Of course Yank, but you must promise to chastise them severely. it makes me sad that sometimes that is the best part. There should be other even better parts.

Emerson40 · May 5, 2015

Saucyminx said:
Of course Yank, but you must promise to chastise them severely. it makes me sad that sometimes that is the best part. There should be other even better parts.

A caveat, if I may.

Could the above mentioned severe chastisings be captured with media recording devices, and shared with the group? Preferably from multiple angles, with screen on screen.

Totally in the spirit of the Save The Pool Tables campaign of course.

Miles Long · May 5, 2015

Emerson40 said:
A caveat, if I may.

Could the above mentioned severe chastisings be captured with media recording devices, and shared with the group? Preferably from multiple angles, with screen on screen.

Totally in the spirit of the Save The Pool Tables campaign of course.

That's a tech win right there.

Saucyminx · May 5, 2015

Emerson40 said:
A caveat, if I may.

Could the above mentioned severe chastisings be captured with media recording devices, and shared with the group? Preferably from multiple angles, with screen on screen.

Totally in the spirit of the Save The Pool Tables campaign of course.

Yes of course. I will also need some additional personnel to help with all said chastisements. I mean, c'mon, my arm is going to get tired.

Perhaps a calendar as well? Just to spread the word for the cause of course.

midwestyankee · May 5, 2015

Saucyminx said:
Of course Yank, but you must promise to chastise them severely. it makes me sad that sometimes that is the best part. There should be other even better parts.

Of course. In fact, if we can wait just a few weeks, my New Dominance Personality Transplant will be complete and I will be even more well equipped to supply Ultimate Chastisement.

Emerson40 said:
A caveat, if I may.

Could the above mentioned severe chastisings be captured with media recording devices, and shared with the group? Preferably from multiple angles, with screen on screen.

Totally in the spirit of the Save The Pool Tables campaign of course.

I hear there's a broad market for pay-per-view physical battles between people these days. Perhaps we could tap into that market with this media recording?

Saucyminx said:
Yes of course. I will also need some additional personnel to help with all said chastisements. I mean, c'mon, my arm is going to get tired.

Perhaps a calendar as well? Just to spread the word for the cause of course.

I can see you now: Miss April, Bernice Busterson, Librarian

Rainshine said:
*raises hand shyly* Umm....

*looks around awkwardly*

If you need a warm-up bum.... *points to profile pic*

Thank you for your support.

Saucyminx · May 5, 2015

Rainshine said:
*raises hand shyly* Umm....

*looks around awkwardly*

If you need a warm-up bum.... *points to profile pic*

Oh sweetie, the line is going to be around the block now. But(t) we need everyone limber, don't want any cramps. You are a trooper.

ETA: Good golly Miss Molly woman. That is a fine behind.

midwestyankee said:
Of course. In fact, if we can wait just a few weeks, my New Dominance Personality Transplant will be complete and I will be even more well equipped to supply Ultimate Chastisement.

I can see you now: Miss April, Bernice Busterson, Librarian

Note to self: Contemplate growing pubic hair for rustling purposes.

Bernice Busterson the librarian--should I go with the white button down, black pencil skirt, those tweed pumps and leave on my specs? I can't pull my hair up in a bun with the crossed pencils anymore, it's not nearly as long as it was when I was a librarian. I can shush you like a pro, and peer at you over my glasses quite sternly.

midwestyankee · May 5, 2015

Saucyminx said:
Oh sweetie, the line is going to be around the block now. But(t) we need everyone limber, don't want any cramps. You are a trooper.

ETA: Good golly Miss Molly woman. That is a fine behind.

What she said. Good golly!

Saucyminx said:
Note to self: Contemplate growing pubic hair for rustling purposes.

Bernice Busterson the librarian--should I go with the white button down, black pencil skirt, those tweed pumps and leave on my specs? I can't pull my hair up in a bun with the crossed pencils anymore, it's not nearly as long as it was when I was a librarian. I can shush you like a pro, and peer at you over my glasses quite sternly.

This all sounds like it would be quite, umm, prurienttaining. Yes, that's the word I want, prurienrtaining.

Wild_Honey_66 · May 5, 2015

sorry i'm late!

am i in trouble? :devil:

midwestyankee · May 5, 2015

Wild_Honey_66 said:
sorry i'm late!

am i in trouble?

Have you been lolling about on pool tables in your altogether? That's the crime du jour.

Miles Long · May 5, 2015

Right here in River City!

Wild_Honey_66 · May 5, 2015

Rainshine said:
We can only hope!

^5

is the profile ass shot a prerequisite for getting what i deserve?

midwestyankee said:
Have you been lolling about on pool tables in your altogether? That's the crime du jour.

lolling.
pool tables.
altogether.

got it.

Emerson40 · May 5, 2015

Rainshine said:
*raises hand shyly* Umm....

*looks around awkwardly*

If you need a warm-up bum.... *points to profile pic*

Wild_Honey_66 said:
sorry i'm late!

am i in trouble?

Rack 'me up!

Saucyminx · May 5, 2015

Miles Long said:
Right here in River City!

With a capital T and that rhymes with P, and that stands for . . .

Emerson40 said:
Rack 'me up!

Oh you are heading the right direction for a smacked bottom and I don't care who knows it!

Alas, all seems to be lost.

Wild_Honey_66 · May 5, 2015

Rainshine said:
I figure it can't hurt our chances!

well... okayyy...

Saucyminx · May 5, 2015

*Gives up cause, and invests in lots of Scotch Guard*

Wild_Honey_66 · May 5, 2015

*coughs*

[squeak]

profile!

[/squeak]

Blurt Thread III - Emporium of Unexpected Exclamations & Revelations

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Fuck victoriously!

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An evening spent dancing

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sweet freak

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