DiJiT
SCALEY,BUT CUTE
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- Oct 2, 2003
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I went swimsuit shopping today. It's a lesson in cheap, made by the exploited poor, clothes.
I picked up what I thought was a nice one and when tried on it was a cutaway one but in all the wrong places. Firstly, whom...as a grown-ass woman, has a crotch to neck ratio of about 11 inches? You don't need to ponder the question because the answer is no-one. This isn't a "tighter until wet" thing. This is a hack saw job.
If the proportions had been right the thing would actually have been flattering considering the sides were none existent. But no, some bint in designs thought they'd make a point about "dressing for your size" and made the purple monstrosity that I found myself in. And not even a nice purple!
So I tried on some old ones in the house and discovered I'd lost a dress size - who doesn't love to discover this (no one). Tho the cleavage is a bit dangerous
Noticed that my boobs are perkier since I stopped wearing bra 3 cups too small. Could go braless in public now without people wondering why my nipples pointed down I'd like to not wear bras in public but it's scary to do if people are going to be commenting on it or something
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Rambling! Sorry.
aww, When you started your story I thought we were going to get a bunch of Fashion Show pics. (We still could ofcourse lol)
...and I sent you a PM!