The less serious side of wife swapping
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A married couple was walking down the street
when an alien spacecraft landed in front of them. A
married alien couple walked out and said, ”Hello,
earthlings, we come in peace. We are scientists from
the planet GRUDO-X and we want you to tell us all
about your planet.” So they talked for hours, until they came to the
subject of sex. The humans told the aliens how
humans have sex and the aliens were in shock! It
was very similar to the way the aliens did it. The
men in the group decided to have a little
experiment with switching wives for a night.
When the human woman saw the alien man
undress, she immediately laughed at his ”thing.”
The alien looked down and said, ”Oh, I’m sorry. I
forgot.” And he hit his head twice and ”it” grew at
least two feet. The woman said ”Wow! That’s
impressive, but I could snap that thing if I wanted to.”
So the alien pulled his ears twice and it
expanded. The two had the greatest sex of their
lives.
The next morning the human man came for his
wife and asked, ”How was it?”
The wife replied, ”Great! How was it for you?”
The man said, ”Well, for some strange reason
the alien woman kept jumping on me, pulling my
ears and hitting me on the head, screaming, ‘It’s
broken! It’s broken!”’
Ms_Ann
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Sorry to burst your bubble. There is no actual sex going on here. Trust me.
Phone swapping ma-be.
Wat_Tyler
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Why is it never called husband swapping?
I heard a guy say once that his wife was married but that he wasn't.
So I guess that's why.
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Lord Pmann
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That has to be so painful for Bill.
Ms_Ann
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You mean the cock-cage?
Lord Pmann
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The fact that Trump's wife is pretty attractive and his wife is, well, not.
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Denny
Thank you. I always wondered what wife swapping was.
Thank you. I always wondered what wife swapping was.
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Who's Denny?
Greypowerful
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Keep going... Once we got past the Chump & Billary bit, it's been hilarious, Ann.
Here's a flaower
Here's a flaower
Ms_Ann
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Keep going... Once we got past the Chump & Billary bit, it's been hilarious, Ann.
Here's a flaower
What's a flaower?
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Orgy and wife-swapping festival to attract 700 swingers to sleepy rural community
"Let's just say when we saw a banner with the words 'three is the magic number' and a variety of interesting images we knew this wasn't just your usual music festival."
"Let's just say when we saw a banner with the words 'three is the magic number' and a variety of interesting images we knew this wasn't just your usual music festival."
