Wow!

Zeb_Carter · Sep 22, 2014

I just won...the problem is I don't know whether it's $5,000 or $5,000,000 due to the mixed number delineation.

You have been awarded $5,000.000.00 in our 2014 Lottery Draws.
To claim, please contact our nominated agent through the details below:

Mr.Donald Jenkinson
Remittance Officer Yahoo! Malaysia
E-mail: donaldjenkinson@qq.com

REQURIEMENTS:
1. Full Names:
2. Residential Address:
3. Phone/Fax Number:
4. Sex:
5. Age:

Regards
Mrs Debra Prebish

Thing is I don't play lotteries nor do I enter them online.

Serafina1210 · Sep 22, 2014

Zeb_Carter said:
I just won...the problem is I don't know whether it's $5,000 or $5,000,000 due to the mixed number delineation.

Thing is I don't play lotteries nor do I enter them online.

Don't forget to include your bank's tracking number, your account number, and, oh yes, your PIN.

Just so they can direct deposit the funds, understand.

Zeb_Carter · Sep 22, 2014

There is just one problem...the email address is for someone who doesn't really exist.

Who doesn't have an address, a birth date, a sex or a phone/fax number.

Handley_Page · Sep 22, 2014

Zeb_Carter said:
There is just one problem...the email address is for someone who doesn't really exist.

Who doesn't have an address, a birth date, a sex or a phone/fax number.

My address is variable; wherever I can park the boat, perhaps.
My birth date is a mystery,
My phone number is ancient, and
it's a long while since I had sex. . .

Hypoxia · Sep 23, 2014

1. Names: They've given me a number and they've taken away my name.
2. Address: You may address me as Serene Highness, not Hey Fuckhead.
3. Phone: Smartphones are surveillance devices one can play games on.
4. Sex: Yes. Often. The right way. Oh yeah, just like that. Oh yeah. Oh fuck...
5. Age: Yes, I am of age. But if I told you any more, I'd have to kill you.

CAN I HAZ CASHBACKS NOW?

Quiet_Cool · Sep 23, 2014

Zeb_Carter said:
I just won...the problem is I don't know whether it's $5,000 or $5,000,000 due to the mixed number delineation.

Thing is I don't play lotteries nor do I enter them online.

It's too late; I already collected this amount in my offshore account.

Q_C

Zeb_Carter · Sep 23, 2014

Quiet_Cool said:
It's too late; I already collected this amount in my offshore account.

Q_C

Which amount?

Wow!

Zeb_Carter

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Serafina1210

Literotica Guru

Zeb_Carter

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Handley_Page

Draco interdum Vincit

Hypoxia

doesn't watch television

Quiet_Cool

Learning to Fly

Zeb_Carter

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