Loverskitten
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Face sitting
Hehe shoot, if he was mine I'd perch up there too! Purrrrrrrrr
Hehe shoot, if he was mine I'd perch up there too! Purrrrrrrrr
What Made You Smile/Laugh Today?
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His_pet_slut
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I will most likely get to worship Master's cock up close & personal and be used for whatever suits his whims this weekend! I am giddy with excitement.
seela
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Getting published?
ETA: Or gotten already published during my hiatus? That would be awesome!
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Sir_Winston54
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Fixed that for 'em.
DeepGreenEyes
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This was in reference to your cupcake poem, right?
Keroin
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Getting published?
ETA: Or gotten already published during my hiatus? That would be awesome!
I will bite my tongue for fear of jinxing.
But life is full of awesome right now. A lot of hard work still, but more awesomeness than I probably deserve, too.
Fixed that for 'em.
I'll keep a marketing position open for you, SW!
How did you guess???
Look for "On Cupcakes", a book of collected verse, on book store shelves this spring!
Sir_Winston54
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"Oh my God, TRAMPOLINE!"
seela
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I will bite my tongue for fear of jinxing.
But life is full of awesome right now. A lot of hard work still, but more awesomeness than I probably deserve, too.
Sounds exciting! And I'm sure you deserve every bit of the awesomeness that's coming your way at the moment.
Jaded_One
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My sister loaned a good friend of hers some cash while they were out on the town... she received a check from him today with "for sexual favors" in the memo line!!
"How am I supposed to deposit this?" she asked... hehe.... I suggested adding an "L" to favors (flavors) .... she was not amused.
"How am I supposed to deposit this?" she asked... hehe.... I suggested adding an "L" to favors (flavors) .... she was not amused.
graceanne
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My son: "I don't normally like french fries, but these are made of potatoes."
... out of the mouth of babes. K and I didn't choose to argue with him that all french fries are made of potatoes, because we can definitely see where he'd think some aren't. lol
... out of the mouth of babes. K and I didn't choose to argue with him that all french fries are made of potatoes, because we can definitely see where he'd think some aren't. lol
ecstaticsub
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Reading the comments here about what have made you all smile or happy has made me smile this morning which is something I very much needed this morning.
Babyslave
Shy, Stubborn, and His
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An couple hours of contemplation in utter peace and quiet. Thinking of the immediate future: Anticipation, Dread, Excitement, Fear, Vulnerability, Strength, Giving in, letting go.
What's it boil down to? No more sitting on the sidelines wondering: What if?
And this:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39377827&postcount=13
What's it boil down to? No more sitting on the sidelines wondering: What if?
And this:
http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=39377827&postcount=13
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midwestyankee
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Overheard from a conversation between two young women.
Young Mother: "I just got a text from the babysitter. She says that Jessica was misbehaving so she told her "You know Santa's listening." Jessica replied, "No he's not. He's at the mall."
Young Mother: "I just got a text from the babysitter. She says that Jessica was misbehaving so she told her "You know Santa's listening." Jessica replied, "No he's not. He's at the mall."
His_pet_slut
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My 5 mile hike with the dogs and the utter glee of the one that waded through a ditch full of mud and running water. Then I realized it meant said white, fuzzy dog would need a bath once we got back home...but it was worth it. Such utter abandonment and joy.
Sir_Winston54
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That's okay. They'll begin to talk before you know it...Watching my little girls sleep, side by side. My eldest woke up and I reached down to stroke her cheek, and she reached up to grab my finger. I melted
and you'll never get another uninterrupted word out of your mouth until they're 18.
Vixandra
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Colbert Nation Pro-Christmas Ad
This made me laugh. Still think Perry's outfit is reminiscent of the cowboys of Brokeback Mountain.
This made me laugh. Still think Perry's outfit is reminiscent of the cowboys of Brokeback Mountain.
StrayKat
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That's okay. They'll begin to talk before you know it...
and you'll never get another uninterrupted word out of your mouth until they're 18.
Ha.
Then at 23 they might demand you finally grow up and get serious, teach you how to make proper pizza and fill you up on what kind of music you should listen.
I feel if I didnt live 1800km away from my daughters they would do their best to reverse roles and try to raise me as they see fit. Thank God I can pretend my Facebook disconnected when they get too bossy
BiBunny
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