IhateClowns
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Is that a urination joke? I don't get it.
Hmmmmm not a joke, just a reality. I prefer cherry myself.
*Ask Subdued_Passion inane questions about India
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Hmmmmm not a joke, just a reality. I prefer cherry myself.
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I miss her accent most, she's married with kids now to some complete moron, shame really
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Do you prefer them down your shirt or shorts?
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Awww, is she the one who got away?
If it is, can you pen a short story of your experience I kinda owe someone a Request PM.
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Nar she never got away, her dad thought I was 'one of them' as he called it
As for your story, shave your tash an ill consider it
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Nar she never got away, her dad thought I was 'one of them' as he called it
As for your story, shave your tash an ill consider it
Your story ain't worth losin my family pride. The tash stays!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csTsuOy4JSc
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I prefer them in a cup. Odd I just assumed they were the drink of choice there. The Simpsons have it all wrong apparently.
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I'm off to the Ganges
If you're going for a cleansing bath that is the equivalent of having sex with a syphilitic whore as a cure for AIDS.
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WTF!! Are you saying that women in America don't have tall blue hair and yellow skin colour?
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Now if we went around touching them we couldn't really call them untouchable.
We are an obedient lot, when someone tells us that's 'untouchable', we don't touch.
If you don't believe me why don't you leave your savings with me and ask me not to spend it. Go on, test me.
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Do women ever get mistaken for train robbers?
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I would, but currently my savings are in the safe hands of a Nigerian who needed it but who has promised to repay me triple the amount very soon.
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You've obviously never heard of Chambal or the Bandit Queen.
http://www.city.fukuoka.lg.jp/fu-a/files/FilmArchive87imageja.jpg
BTW she later became a politician.
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I tell you what, I'll give you and address where you just need to show up alone and unarmed and I will give you a live demo of the kind of obedient people we Indians are.
On a side note, I'm assuming that you have family that cares about you? (We Indians are big on family and stuff).
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Have you ever been in an elevator with a Caucasian? Do they smell bad?
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Being in an elevator, is that what it's called. Ok, yes I have 'been in an elevator with a Caucasian' and he smelled musky and rather intoxicating (to me atleast).
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Have you always lived in India?
Or the UK?
Or the UK?
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This is a question I am frequently asked.
(I think I can also call this the 'get to know subdued_passion' thread).
Born and bred in India. Always lived here. And I do believe I even have a 'Made in India' label stuck on me somewhere.
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This is a question I am frequently asked.
(I think I can also call this the 'get to know subdued_passion' thread).
Born and bred in India. Always lived here. And I do believe I even have a 'Made in India' label stuck on me somewhere.
So your already packaged and ready for delivery?
Do you come with instructions
