The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

The_Darkness said:

And you get back a well-worn shirt that she finds equally attractive on you.

I put in a beat-to-hell pair of steel-toe boots.

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Austin8 said:

and you get back a comfy pair of crocs.

I put in a 13" b/w tv with no vertical hold...

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The_Darkness said:

And you get the collected works of the Twilight Zone.

I put in an old turn-table with no needle.

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Austin8 said:

and you get The Grateful Dead Live from the Mars Hotel with no jacket.

I put in my bong made from a coffee can *too harsh dude*...

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MagicaPractica said:

And you get back an old Cheech and Chong movie on VHS.

I put in the tail feathers from a really huge dark brown vulture that was sitting on my barn roof looking menacing this morning.

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Katyusha said:

And get back a miniature singing canary.

I put in spasmed muscles...

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Austin8 said:

And you get a third orgasm.

I put in a pink vibe *left behind by x gf* with only one battery...

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The_Darkness said:

And you get the new Vicky Vette pocket pussy, USB powered model.

I put in an entire container of Hershey's chocolate syrup.

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Emperor_Nero said:

...and you get back a tub of Cool Whip.

I put in a container of Vaseline...

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The_Darkness said:

And my mind just went blank.


And you get half of a quart of Penzoil.

I put in a very well-worn flannel quilt.

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kimbalee said:

and get back a scrapbook of memories of all of the things that went on underneat that quilt.

I put my left foot in, I put my left foot out...

okay, really...

I put in a glass jar with holes poked in the metal lid...

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The_Darkness said:

And you get a butterfly that could have used that jar about 15 minutes ago

I put in an ice-cream pail of broken clothes pins.

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kimbalee said:

and get back a 5 cent deposit on the plastic container.

I put in an old pocket watch that has stopped working.

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The_Darkness said:

And you get the watch back. And a hammer.

I put in an old CRT 15 inch monitor.

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Emperor_Nero said:

And you get back a set of floppy disks to load Word 1.0

I put in a vanilla scented candle ...

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The_Darkness said:

And you get back a slight alergic reaction.

I put in a WW II flame thrower.

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Emperor_Nero said:

And you get back a Zippo.

I put in an empty coffee mug...

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kimbalee said:

...you get back a new Mr. Coffee machine, coffee and, filters so that doesn't happen again.

I put in all the messy papers I just cleaned off my desktop...

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Emperor_Nero said:

...and you get back a coupon for a free day of maid service.

I put in a wristwatch with a dead battery...

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kimbalee said:

a maid service... am I in Heaven?? <blinking, looking around>


and I share that hammer I got back with the pocket watch.

I put in a Farmer's Almanac from 1971...

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Emperor_Nero said:

...and you get back a re-elect Richard Nixon campaign button.

I put in a lovely bottle of petite shiraz...

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kimbalee said:

and you get it back with a table cloth, candles, and a filled picnic basket.

I put in a few old coins that have seen a lot of wear...

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Emperor_Nero said:

...and you get back a shiny new two Euro coin.

I put in a large frozen raspberry margarita...

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kimbalee said:

and you get a woman with no alcohol tolerance that just sits and giggles herself silly.

I put in a box full of stuff from the lost & found...

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midwestyankee said:

and you got out my 7th grade social studies textbook.

I put in a crop that has a slightly bent tip.

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