Things you NEVER want to hear while having sex
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JKendallDane
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For some reason, I've got a sudden craving for a tuna fish sandwich.
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ChloeTzang
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I don't want to waste this cucumber, how about I toss it in the salad?
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Honey, you don't actually blow.
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'Weird. Your brother doesn't do that.'
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"Weird... My brother doesn't do that"
ChloeTzang
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Uhhhh .... I can't get it out.
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<Ding Dong>
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"Avon Calling"
JKendallDane
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"I've never seen a clit this big."
"That's because it's not a clit."
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"That's because it's not a clit."
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The park is closed, folks.
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"When you two have Quite Finished . . ."
PapaPalpatine
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Sound of a gun being cocked, "Who the Hell are you and what are you doing on top of my wife?"
PapaPalpatine
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Sound of a gun being cocked, "Who the Hell are you and what are you doing on top of my daughter?"
PapaPalpatine
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Any strange noises coming from under the bed, especially if it sounds hungry.
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