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Old 12-22-2017, 09:29 AM   #126
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I so suck at this. I really do people.

I suck SO BAD at this getting her stuff.

But I try! And I am giving her a few things that she bought for herself.
Hubs doesn't even try. It just isn't him and the few times he has tried he has failed miserably. One year he got me a drill... like the tool... from home depot. I know you don't know me. know me but does anything about me scream.. this is the kind of girl who would love a drill for christmas??

The next year to make up for that he got me a george forman... you know the grill.

He has since been relieved of all gift giving duties. This year he is giving me a laptop, perfume, earrings and a super cute tote.

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Absolutely not!!!!! Climb aboard!
That sounds dirty.

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And some holiday donuts! Some with sprinkles!!!!

On the right, I want that one.
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Old 12-22-2017, 09:31 AM   #127
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Hubs doesn't even try. It just isn't him and the few times he has tried he has failed miserably. One year he got me a drill... like the tool... from home depot. I know you don't know me. know me but does anything about me scream.. this is the kind of girl who would love a drill for christmas??

The next year to make up for that he got me a george forman... you know the grill.

He has since been relieved of all gift giving duties. This year he is giving me a laptop, perfume, earrings and a super cute tote.



That sounds dirty.


On the right, in the middle. I want that one.
You know, you could attach a dildo to the drill. Just saying
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Old 12-22-2017, 09:38 AM   #128
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I still have 3 more nights, although I am seriously thinking of blowing off Christmas night, since I start vacation the next day....



The Fellowship of the Cock Ring
The Humpit (The Story of Dildo Daggins)
I like those.

I think BFG should do Roald Dahl books

The BFG
Jayne and her Giant Peach
Charlie and the chocolate Starfish
The Fantastic Sexy Fox.
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Old 12-22-2017, 09:40 AM   #129
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I'll tell you what. If I can use it on you first. You can use it one me.
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I like those.

I think BFG should do Roald Dahl books

The BFG
Jayne and her Giant Peach
Charlie and the chocolate Starfish
The Fantastic Sexy Fox.
Randy House Books is going to have a lot of books coming out in 2018
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I should buy stock in that...
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did someone mention coffee?

Nice place you've got here Lakesailer, I hope you don't mind if I check it out?
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I'll tell you what. If I can use it on you first. You can use it one me.
You know, an offer like that is REALLY tempting

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I'll tell you what. If I can use it on you first. You can use it one me.
Behold, the Drilldo

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I should buy stock in that...
I think you might get some income from this. Afterall naming rights etc.

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did someone mention coffee?

Nice place you've got here Lakesailer, I hope you don't mind if I check it out?
Waves Hi.
Coffee, Doughnuts, Dildos and sex books abound.
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Behold, the Drilldo

Now that actually looks scary, PB lol
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Ok you just never know what conversation you're gonna walk into when sailing into the Cove
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Now that actually looks scary, PB lol
The page actually had instructions on how to make one.............

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Ok you just never know what conversation you're gonna walk into when sailing into the Cove
Madness abounds... Especially when im around.
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I think you might get some income from this. Afterall naming rights etc.



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Excellent...and a Little sis sighting as well...my morning is complete.
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I'm game....
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I know, right?????
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did someone mention coffee?

Nice place you've got here Lakesailer, I hope you don't mind if I check it out?
Absolutely not! You're more than welcome.
Grab a donut and a cuppa and relax.

Booze comes later in the AM!!!
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Ok you just never know what conversation you're gonna walk into when sailing into the Cove
Good morning, Ms. Starry. Welcome aboard, feel free to relax and remove any extraneous clothing, and enjoy coffee and doughnuts on Lakesailer
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Absolutely not! You're more than welcome.
Grab a donut and a cuppa and relax.

Booze comes later in the AM!!!
Its 3pm here. (Ive had a whisky)
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Absolutely not! You're more than welcome.
Grab a donut and a cuppa and relax.

Booze comes later in the AM!!!
If someone could deliver a Bailee's and coffee to me in bed, I would be eternally grateful ( it's only just about 8 am here ) I am on vacation and not quite ready to get up and face the snow.
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If someone could deliver a Bailee's and coffee to me in bed, I would be eternally grateful ( it's only just about 8 am here ) I am on vacation and not quite ready to get up and face the snow.
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Its 3pm here. (Ive had a whisky)
And this is why I'm looking forward to going to Blighty!

See, you're drinking WAY ahead of me....
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Eye, that would take half my head away.
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If someone could deliver a Bailee's and coffee to me in bed, I would be eternally grateful ( it's only just about 8 am here ) I am on vacation and not quite ready to get up and face the snow.
I have Chocolate covered cherry baileys to put in my cocoa on Christmas morning. I'll bring you one.
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