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LWulf · Jun 25, 2016

MacGuffinn said:
I meant to make a new version of this and repost it like others do, clogging up the post feed and making things miserable for those of us that try to find other things. But I didn't. I'm like that.

And I discovered something else... root beer flavored whiskey. I am not pleased.

You should try having a flaming doctor pepper, aka by some, a depth charge.

KrescentWench · Jun 25, 2016

Hmm. Looks like an interesting thread with nice, quirky individuals. Odd place to find a thread, per se, but, oh well.

KrescentWench · Jun 25, 2016

What a hoot! LOL I'm sorry; was that mean? Were you in distress? Your post is giving me laugh lines. *snickering*

MacGuffinn said:
who are looking for the same thing, for repeatedly silly reasons. I'm not really serious, I don't really care, but I think I'll post this tomorrow too, just to see how many non-responses I get. I mean, the guy searching for guys wanting to fuck his girlfriend or wife or whatever he claims tries repeatedly and mucks up the listings here and other places... why can't I? Lalalalalalalahhhhh I'm just typing shite now for fun and laughs. Can't you tell? I'm laughing! I'm naked and laughing! I'm naked and laughing and not being sexy! Dammit! Someone come and be naked and sexy and laugh with me! Don't we all want to do that? Yesssss, you know you want to. Imogie, imogie, imogie. Or whatever they're called. Fuck, I need a drink. Someone bring me one.

MacGuffinn · Jun 25, 2016

ashesatwork said:
Is that a local??

Years ago it was national, then it got bought by a larger company and got shut down. A few years ago some intrepid folk bought the brewery name and records, restarting it. They are finally at the point of rebuilding a real brewery, in Rhode Island, where it originated. Your lesson of the week.

MacGuffinn · Jun 25, 2016

KrescentWench said:
What a hoot! LOL I'm sorry; was that mean? Were you in distress? Your post is giving me laugh lines. *snickering*

Distress? That means naked, yeah?

Then no. Not in distress.

MacGuffinn · Jun 25, 2016

It is now day three of this thread - it is early and I have masturbated much to silent burlesque movies over the last seventeen minutes. My cat has gas. The house I live in is unacceptably overburdened by drug accidents. Addicts. One of those. Brexit is going to be the next thing I name anything I think is cool. Someone outsid is using a chainsaw to render something into smaller parts. It's how my brain feels. Hi.

MacGuffinn · Jun 25, 2016

LWulf said:
You should try having a flaming doctor pepper, aka by some, a depth charge.

Um. Sounds repulsive. I'll probably try it.

LWulf · Jun 25, 2016

MacGuffinn said:
Um. Sounds repulsive. I'll probably try it.

Well, you said you hated the idea of whisky flavored root beer. Because I have an evil turn of head, I instantly thought of suggesting a drink comprised of hard liquor and beer that tastes like a dr. pepper.

It actually goes down pretty smoooooooth, which is how it is so addictive. Because it is nothing but alcohol.

MacGuffinn · Jun 25, 2016

LWulf said:
Well, you said you hated the idea of whisky flavored root beer. Because I have an evil turn of head, I instantly thought of suggesting a drink comprised of hard liquor and beer that tastes like a dr. pepper.

It actually goes down pretty smoooooooth, which is how it is so addictive. Because it is nothing but alcohol.

I've had a lot of infused-whiskey drinks and they're all terrible. Not that I never emptied a bottle or many, it's just rancid what people want to put in their beverages.

ashesatwork · Jun 25, 2016

MacGuffinn said:
Years ago it was national, then it got bought by a larger company and got shut down. A few years ago some intrepid folk bought the brewery name and records, restarting it. They are finally at the point of rebuilding a real brewery, in Rhode Island, where it originated. Your lesson of the week.

I actually just went and looked them up. Very interesting.

Beer.

MacGuffinn · Jun 25, 2016

ashesatwork said:
I actually just went and looked them up. Very interesting.

Beer.

I have many breweries I love. They're better than women.

ashesatwork · Jun 25, 2016

MacGuffinn said:
I have many breweries I love. They're better than women.

I prolly agree with this statememt for the most part. But I love beer.

MacGuffinn · Jun 25, 2016

Well, except for the sex. Having sex with beer is messy.

ashesatwork · Jun 25, 2016

MacGuffinn said:
Well, except for the sex. Having sex with beer is messy.

Blowjobs also seem difficult

RuneBlade · Jun 25, 2016

As with beer and women, good head is important.

MacGuffinn · Jun 25, 2016

RuneBlade said:
As with beer and women, good head is important.

Where the FUCK is the 'Like' button?? Jedediah H. Christmas in a pond full a mermaids I can't figure this social medium Shiite out!!!

ashesatwork · Jun 25, 2016

RuneBlade said:
As with beer and women, good head is important.

Fully agree

LWulf · Jun 25, 2016

MacGuffinn said:
Well, except for the sex. Having sex with beer is messy.

Isn't that what a badonkadonk butt is for? To set the beer on her ass while you fuck her (doggie style obviously).

ashesatwork · Jun 25, 2016

LWulf said:
Isn't that what a badonkadonk butt is for? To set the beer on her ass while you fuck her (doggie style obviously).

Grrr. The sadness of a small ass. Thankfully I have tits that can hold the beer.

RuneBlade · Jun 25, 2016

ashesatwork said:
Grrr. The sadness of a small ass. Thankfully I have tits that can hold the beer.

We have tables for just such things, the tits should be for hands and mouths.

LWulf · Jun 25, 2016

ashesatwork said:
Grrr. The sadness of a small ass. Thankfully I have tits that can hold the beer.

RuneBlade said:
We have tables for just such things, the tits should be for hands and mouths.

I contrare with both of you. Tits are for doing a "motor boat."

ClariceRose · Jun 25, 2016

MacGuffinn said:
It is now day three of this thread - it is early and I have masturbated much to silent burlesque movies over the last seventeen minutes. My cat has gas. The house I live in is unacceptably overburdened by drug accidents. Addicts. One of those. Brexit is going to be the next thing I name anything I think is cool. Someone outsid is using a chainsaw to render something into smaller parts. It's how my brain feels. Hi.

Dying laughing here.. needed it, ty!

ashesatwork · Jun 25, 2016

I live for motorboating others. being motorboated tickles but I can handle it

MacGuffinn · Jun 26, 2016

Wow. My emoji is small.

ashesatwork · Jun 26, 2016

You will get them next time playa.

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