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Oh, mind if we just...supervise? :devil:

Can't sleep...too excited for flight. :D

LOL. Squished in a tiny seat with no legroom. Go to sleep or you'll be grumpy when you get on the plane and the stewardesses will have to find ways of soothing you down ;).

Take lots of piccies - not just of your jeans :devil:.
 
LOL. Squished in a tiny seat with no legroom. Go to sleep or you'll be grumpy when you get on the plane and the stewardesses will have to find ways of soothing you down ;).

Take lots of piccies - not just of your jeans :devil:.

Hmm, sounds like you are advising against sleep. :devil::p

Lots of grape pictures planned. Though I can't help it if my jeans slip into the picture. I'm sure you won't consider that a ruined shot. Just confirmed that my uncle and cousin will be taking us to Six Flags where I may have to ride this :eek: (anna, don't watch) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAmHNpKtFrQ We'll see if I hit the chicken exit.

I hate that nagging feeling that you're forgetting something.
 
Hmm, sounds like you are advising against sleep. :devil::p

Lots of grape pictures planned. Though I can't help it if my jeans slip into the picture. I'm sure you won't consider that a ruined shot. Just confirmed that my uncle and cousin will be taking us to Six Flags where I may have to ride this :eek: (anna, don't watch) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAmHNpKtFrQ We'll see if I hit the chicken exit.

I hate that nagging feeling that you're forgetting something.

Hmm, I suspect there may need to be some jeans washing after that ride! :D

Me, me! You forgot to pack me, I want to go too, LOL.
 
Somebody pour the coffee, with extra cream.
Aurora is still hidden here and I'm up early to edit my Seeds.
I was castigated for being a poor poet, so I need some inspriation.

Morning All:rose::rose:
 
Somebody pour the coffee, with extra cream.
Aurora is still hidden here and I'm up early to edit my Seeds.
I was castigated for being a poor poet, so I need some inspriation.

Morning All:rose::rose:

Hullo dahlink! Extra cream for you, there you go. :rose:

No rosy-fingered dawn yet? Who had the nerve to castigate you, lyrical lyre-master lynxy type?
:heart:
 
Hullo dahlink! Extra cream for you, there you go. :rose:

No rosy-fingered dawn yet? Who had the nerve to castigate you, lyrical lyre-master lynxy type?
:heart:

Twas an Englishman, up in the Midlands. But I don't mind, because he said I had a "unique style" so I let him add all the commas and berate me.

Grey sky this morning, here.
 
Good morning, Nakeds! I've got a pot of fresh coffee made, so help yourselves. It looks like we might be getting a bit of a drizzle today. I've got the windows open (hoping the allergen count is low) to get some fresh air flowing through.

There's a smaller one in Spring, too. Usually April... :)
Well, it's not happening next spring. :rolleyes: Ever since we chose our season, I've been planning on auditioning for that show too. If I'm lucky, I'll be doing the November and April shows in our 2013/14 season.

LOL, the festival looks great fun, Steve. I saw a similar What people think about erotica writers, I''ll try to find it and post it in Humor.

I know, anna. Seriously :p.
They have those "What People Think" things for everything. I've seen them for teachers and actors as well.

Naoko, my one quibble with the corset lacing video was that she doesn't adjust as she's tightening it. The shows I've done with corsets, we were always told to "keep the girls up."

Anna, have fun tonight. :rose:
Thanks, john! :rose: It was a great party. My friend was completely surprised although she'd seen the unfrosted cake and figured a couple they're planning a camping trip with were coming over. But seeing me and another woman from our troupe was hilarious, especially since I'd said I was needed elsewhere and the other woman came across like she didn't know anything about it.

Oh, and for a super bonus? Jello shooters when I didn't have to drive!

I have three kinds of dark chocolate at the moment. One plain, one with chili, the last with sea salt. Take your pick.
I love that chocolate with sea salt!

Mmm, french toast...*drools*....errr. :eek:

Anna, I'm going to be trying out some HDR photography while I'm out there. Got software loaded on my laptop so I should be able to do the post work there. I'll send you the end results. :rose:

Oh dear, I got all technical again. :devil:
Yummy french toast, Naoko, thank you!

Have fun on your vacation and enjoy playing around with your new lenses, john. :) I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with.
 
Good morning, Nakeds! I've got a pot of fresh coffee made, so help yourselves. It looks like we might be getting a bit of a drizzle today. I've got the windows open (hoping the allergen count is low) to get some fresh air flowing through.

Good Morning Anna.

Hope your pollen count is low. :rose:

So you're a thespian? That sounds like fun. It's a lot of work but when the audience is laughing at comedy, or crying at the drama it makes you heart glad, doesn't it?

I've been listening to Nora Jones this morning and had a bunny hop through my mind for a story, "Dancing to the Melody"
"He didn't dance like regular normal folk, but followed the melody, adjusting his steps to the melody of her music and not the drum beat like ordinary folk."

Odd how the mind wanders.
 
A 'unique style'! Coo, JackLuis, you should be having a celebratory champagne breakfast not coffee with extra cream. Y'know what they say about academic supervisors. If a Brit one says, "you might like to do it like this," it means. "Effing well do it like I say or I poke your eye out!" in American. We are like, :cool: and understated people. Like me! <snerk>.

anna - you are welcome :rose:. I mean to go back and learn the proper name for French toast, LOL. I was a bit rushed last night.

That party sounds fun! Jello shooters, huh? Care to elaborate, they sound funky!
 
I've been listening to Nora Jones this morning and had a bunny hop through my mind for a story, "Dancing to the Melody"
"He didn't dance like regular normal folk, but followed the melody, adjusting his steps to the melody of her music and not the drum beat like ordinary folk."

Odd how the mind wanders.

Agh, agh! don't you dare! I am going to alter the dress and make it fit her very very soon! Do not wander off. Did you check that link I sent you? Let your mind linger on that!
:catroar:
 
Agh, agh! don't you dare! I am going to alter the dress and make it fit her very very soon! Do not wander off. Did you check that link I sent you? Let your mind linger on that!
:catroar:

More bleedin' night gowns!

Although... some of the models gave me ... thoughts.:devil:

Working now to edit the opening chapters of "Spreading Seeds", to get it civilized enough to put up on Smashwords. Actually re-writing so that it isn't a confusing. When I first wrote it I just burned through the first 50,000 words in a frenzy and didn't use an editor.

I'm not sure how it will be received as it is the story about a 24th Century 'inseminator' in a future with women out numbering men 10:1. While I wrote it as a 'man's' story most of the characters are women, naturally. Horny women, who seek his seed. Josh has to have a lot of stamina.:devil:
 
More bleedin' night gowns!

Although... some of the models gave me ... thoughts.:devil:

Working now to edit the opening chapters of "Spreading Seeds", to get it civilized enough to put up on Smashwords. Actually re-writing so that it isn't a confusing. When I first wrote it I just burned through the first 50,000 words in a frenzy and didn't use an editor.

I'm not sure how it will be received as it is the story about a 24th Century 'inseminator' in a future with women out numbering men 10:1. While I wrote it as a 'man's' story most of the characters are women, naturally. Horny women, who seek his seed. Josh has to have a lot of stamina.:devil:

LOL, you are already fed up of the nightgowns! Think of us poor ladies of the night, who have to spend our lives selecting suitable things: this one for the meeting with the School Principal, this for the Bank, this one for my Latin Lover :devil:.

Gotta go and fetch the Piglet! and pick up some stuff on the way, I forget what. It will come to me as I whizz down to the shops on my bicycle, revealing just the bare minimum of corset :devil:.
 
LOL, you are already fed up of the nightgowns! Think of us poor ladies of the night, who have to spend our lives selecting suitable things: this one for the meeting with the School Principal, this for the Bank, this one for my Latin Lover :devil:.

Gotta go and fetch the Piglet! and pick up some stuff on the way, I forget what. It will come to me as I whizz down to the shops on my bicycle, revealing just the bare minimum of corset :devil:.

While you pedal around town think of me slaving over a hot keyboard, chained to a treadmill of porn. :)
 
Good Morning Anna.

Hope your pollen count is low. :rose:

So you're a thespian? That sounds like fun. It's a lot of work but when the audience is laughing at comedy, or crying at the drama it makes you heart glad, doesn't it?

I've been listening to Nora Jones this morning and had a bunny hop through my mind for a story, "Dancing to the Melody"
"He didn't dance like regular normal folk, but followed the melody, adjusting his steps to the melody of her music and not the drum beat like ordinary folk."

Odd how the mind wanders.
Thank you, Jack. So far, so good on the pollen. In fact, it seems the rain is going to happen, so that will keep the nasty allergens from attacking. :)

Yes, I do some acting (sometimes helping out backstage) and I love it. You're right about the audiences' reactions being what keeps us going. When we know they're with us, it means everything and gives us an extra bit of energy. Next time you're at a live production, watch. If the audience is into what they're seeing, the actors will pick up their pace. If the audience isn't, the show will drag.

Ooh, I've had songs inspire story ideas too. I've got one outlined, in fact, I just need to get past a busy spell in RL so I can get to it.

Aanna - you are welcome :rose:. I mean to go back and learn the proper name for French toast, LOL. I was a bit rushed last night.

That party sounds fun! Jello shooters, huh? Care to elaborate, they sound funky!
You are looking for pain perdu. :rose:

Biking around town with a corset? That's an impressive feat! The posture used on a bicycle isn't the best for wearing a corset, at least, not to my knowledge. ;)
 
Ooh, I've had songs inspire story ideas too. I've got one outlined, in fact, I just need to get past a busy spell in RL so I can get to it.


You are looking for pain perdu. :rose:

Biking around town with a corset? That's an impressive feat! The posture used on a bicycle isn't the best for wearing a corset, at least, not to my knowledge. ;)

I had been listening to Willie Nelson as a inspiration for "A Damp Romance". Willie has had some very romantic songs over the years and between he and Bonnie Raitt, I got all weepy and 'gurliy,' which helped with my Mommie Porn story outline.

I'm up to my fourth outline now and I think it is just about ready. I'm trying to plot this story. I generally just "Let' er Rip" for my mens porn.
 
To judge by the weather, March has arrived; a little late.

Did someone say nightgowns ?
 
Mmm, that French toast hit the spot. Thank you. Made it through airport security without getting detained. Hoping to get some writing done during the flight.
 
That party sounds fun! Jello shooters, huh? Care to elaborate, they sound funky!
Gah, I forgot to tell you about the Jello shooters! They're just sweet, flavored gelatin made with alcohol in place of cold water. I've had them made with either rum or vodka. So good and so dangerous! Because the jello is sweet, you don't notice the alcohol.

To judge by the weather, March has arrived; a little late.

Did someone say nightgowns ?
Hmm, March already? ;) I hope summer gets there soon.

Mmm, that French toast hit the spot. Thank you. Made it through airport security without getting detained. Hoping to get some writing done during the flight.
Safe flight, john!
 
Evenin' all...

Late night in the shop, so just heading home now.

Jack, your inseminator story sounds a little like a very thoughtful series of graphic novels called 'Y: The Last Man'. Highly commended though not, I suspect, as idyllic as your tale...

anna, that's a shame. They have some great Goth clothes shops, and one particularly good jeweller who makes all her own stuff, including polishing the stones. She takes commissions, too. In fact, I bet you could get that thrall's collar made there no problem... :)

<Homer Simpson voice> Mmmmm... Vodka Jello body shots...;)

Naoko, how's the throat?

John - safe flight and a happy holiday, mate...

HP - down boy... ;)

I'm off to see Billy Ocean tomorrow night! <beams excitedly> I don't get out much... :rolleyes:
 
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Evenin' all...

Late night in the shop, so just heading home now.

Jack, your inseminator story sounds a little like a very thoughtful series of graphic novels called 'Y: The Last Man'. Highly commended though not, I suspect, as idyllic as your tale...

I'm off to see Billy Ocean tomorrow night! <beams excitedly> I don't get out much... :rolleyes:

Hi Steve
Sorry I'm late responding, I had slipped off to ... do some research and had the horrid dream that I had bullshited my way into a job as a middle school teacher!

I've got to stop napping and get my editing done.

Spreading Seeds is the fun tale, that started me on this lucrative endeavor.
It isn't real "purdy", but if you ignore the errors and just watch it like a film. Josh does show some sensitivity to feminine requirements. :) It is long and addicting however, at 40 Chapters each with a different woman, or two, or three, I think it shows some inventiveness.
 
Evenin' all...

Late night in the shop, so just heading home now.

anna, that's a shame. They have some great Goth clothes shops, and one particularly good jeweller who makes all her own stuff, including polishing the stones. She takes commissions, too. In fact, I bet you could get that thrall's collar made there no problem... :)

<Homer Simpson voice> Mmmmm... Vodka Jello body shots...;)

I'm off to see Billy Ocean tomorrow night! <beams excitedly> I don't get out much... :rolleyes:
I know there will come a time, in the not-too-distant future, that I won't be involved with one show or the other. In that case, I'll be heading to that wonderful Goth festival and enjoying myself immensely!

Collar? Heh, "Is this thrall pleasing to you?"

Ooh, vodka jello body shots sound good.... Even better than how we were taking them last night.... ;)

Yay for Billy Ocean! Enjoy!
 
I know there will come a time, in the not-too-distant future, that I won't be involved with one show or the other. In that case, I'll be heading to that wonderful Goth festival and enjoying myself immensely!

Collar? Heh, "Is this thrall pleasing to you?"

Ooh, vodka jello body shots sound good.... Even better than how we were taking them last night.... ;)

Yay for Billy Ocean! Enjoy!

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Actually, I quite fancy this myself... :D
 
Afternoon, Nakeds.

Sorry, Naoko, no chili chocolate left. Anna, I still have the chocolate with sea salt. It's . . . an interesting flavor.

*sigh* I've decided to bite the bullet and call in a mechanic. I simply don't have the required tools to fix my car.

Let the "tool" jokes begin. :p
 
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Actually, I quite fancy this myself... :D
Just so you know I can't get my hair that... big.

Afternoon, Nakeds.

Sorry, Naoko, no chili chocolate left. Anna, I still have the chocolate with sea salt. It's . . . an interesting flavor.

*sigh* I've decided to bite the bullet and call in a mechanic. I simply don't have the required tools to fix my car.

Let the "tool" jokes begin. :p
I prefer the milk chocolate with sea salt, but I prefer milk chocolate to dark chocolate anyway. Still, the dark chocolate/sea salt is good. It goes pretty nicely with some JD too. ;)

No jokes from me. I hope the car repairs go smoothly.
 
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