slyc_willie
Captain Crash
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I wonder . . . if our galaxy was a sentient being with its own preferences, would it look at us on this little world and think:
"They named me what?"
"They named me what?"
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Why am I so goddamn stressed? Wish I was not feeling like a total fuckup right now.
Willie, I think it may be time to put down the bottle and get some shuteye.
Can't I just have a few moments of unprompted blurting without being accused of being on the sauce?
Jeez.
Here's another:
I was just thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, "I drank what?"
LOL, if you're on the Socratian cocktail you are in serious trouble! No wonder nobody has invented a cocktail called the Socrates. (Oh no. Now you're going to make one up, aren't you! )
Hmm . . . I could call it "Hemlock Surprise," the surprise being that it doesn't actually kill you.
Don't worry. I've spent the last five years developing an immunity to hemlock (guess which movie I paraphrased that from )
What the fark am I doing up at this tie of night?
What the fark am I doing up at this tie of night?
Posting on Lit.
That's what I said last night...
Yeah but I'm supposed to be asleep.
My condolences.
Special Announcement:
HP has re-discovered Breakfast Cereals (it's only been 2 years).
Of course, the Weetabix requires some fruit (Mandarin, in juice) and a little something for interest (Special K, red berries) in small quantities of each in a normal bowl. (I don't do small bowls).
I think I'll keep my fried eggs for the weekends.
Hmm . . . I could call it "Hemlock Surprise," the surprise being that it doesn't actually kill you.
Don't worry. I've spent the last five years developing an immunity to hemlock (guess which movie I paraphrased that from )
I recognized the line from Real Genius right away (spoken by Val Kilmer to whoever the main character was played by, I don't remember, not that I ever saw him anything after that).
Hmm . . . I could call it "Hemlock Surprise," the surprise being that it doesn't actually kill you.
Don't worry. I've spent the last five years developing an immunity to hemlock (guess which movie I paraphrased that from )
I recognized the line from Real Genius right away (spoken by Val Kilmer to whoever the main character was played by, I don't remember, not that I ever saw him anything after that).
I love "Princess Bride."
I used to date a guy who liked quoting Westley to me.It's my wife's favorite movie. She's a speech pathologist, and she has a T-shirt she sometimes wears to work with Inigo Montoya's famous line on it: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
I used to date a guy who liked quoting Westley to me.
Is it wrong that I can eat one of those smallish bags of Reese's minis all by myself? I try to make them last, but they're so good....
Thank God someone else gets my humor.
Gabriel Jarret. He's done a ton of bit parts since then. Enough to support himself, I guess.
It's my wife's favorite movie. She's a speech pathologist, and she has a T-shirt she sometimes wears to work with Inigo Montoya's famous line on it: "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
Do tell me please
What is a Speech Pathologist ?
Both words on their own - fine.
Used together - confusion.
It's only wrong if you eat a big bag.