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Old 08-08-2014, 08:56 PM   #1
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A questionnaire for the guys

This is a questionnaire for the men. Please answer the questions honestly, and click the buttons that apply to you.
  1. Do you send women unsolicited (as in, you've never talked to them so you don't know if it's welcome or not) pictures of your dick?
  2. If a girl posts nude pictures of herself on the internet, do you assume that she is a whore and therefore, she owes you something?
  3. If a woman online describes herself as submissive and you consider yourself a dominant, do you feel like she is automatically subservient to you?
  4. Likewise, that you are superior to her?
  5. When a woman posts pictures of herself on the internet, nude or not, do you feel you have a right (or obligation) to mention her flaws?
  6. Do you ever pretend to be a woman in order to befriend or seduce women online?
  7. Do you send multi-page sexual private messages to a woman to whom you've never talked before?
  8. Do you have a picture of your (or any) penis as your avatar?
  9. Do you create multiple threads of almost the exact same topic?
  10. Do you have the numbers 666, 69, or 420 in your username?
  11. Is your username some sort of metaphor or synonym for a penis?

Did I miss anything?
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Old 08-09-2014, 03:17 PM   #2
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omg! This is hilarious! Great job with the questions, the answers, and the surprises!!! Too funny!!! I especially love the 12" e-cock! Naturally mine is larger though! Haha!!
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Old 08-09-2014, 03:59 PM   #3
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omg! This is hilarious! Great job with the questions, the answers, and the surprises!!! Too funny!!! I especially love the 12" e-cock! Naturally mine is larger though! Haha!!
Thank you, and DUH.

Mine is only 10", so of course I have a small penis fetish.
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Old 08-09-2014, 04:27 PM   #4
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Thank you, and DUH.

Mine is only 10", so of course I have a small penis fetish.


You should use my measuring stick. It's metric I think. Makes everything twice as big!
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Old 08-09-2014, 08:46 PM   #5
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Did I miss anything?
Nice work mr! very very onto it - you did however .. forget .. like normal people :P
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Old 08-09-2014, 11:29 PM   #6
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You should use my measuring stick. It's metric I think. Makes everything twice as big!
The e-conversion factor does help, of course.

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Nice work mr! very very onto it - you did however .. forget .. like normal people :P
Thank you. I forgot what? Ellipses?
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Old 08-10-2014, 08:45 PM   #7
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Ahahahaaaaa. Funny.
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Old 08-10-2014, 11:51 PM   #8
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Old 08-11-2014, 02:13 PM   #9
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This is a questionnaire for the men. Please answer the questions honestly, and click the buttons that apply to you.
  1. Do you send women unsolicited (as in, you've never talked to them so you don't know if it's welcome or not) pictures of your dick?
  2. If a girl posts nude pictures of herself on the internet, do you assume that she is a whore and therefore, she owes you something?
  3. If a woman online describes herself as submissive and you consider yourself a dominant, do you feel like she is automatically subservient to you?
  4. Likewise, that you are superior to her?
  5. When a woman posts pictures of herself on the internet, nude or not, do you feel you have a right (or obligation) to mention her flaws?
  6. Do you ever pretend to be a woman in order to befriend or seduce women online?
  7. Do you send multi-page sexual private messages to a woman to whom you've never talked before?
  8. Do you have a picture of your (or any) penis as your avatar?
  9. Do you create multiple threads of almost the exact same topic?
  10. Do you have the numbers 666, 69, or 420 in your username?
  11. Is your username some sort of metaphor or synonym for a penis?

Did I miss anything?

Ok...I was smiling anyway, but when I had to see if there was actual HTML (or whatever) behind the apparently clickable buttons I almost hurt myself laughing.
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Old 08-11-2014, 02:14 PM   #10
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OMG!! I freaking LOVE this!!!
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Old 08-11-2014, 07:35 PM   #11
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That's hilarious

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Old 08-11-2014, 08:11 PM   #12
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Ok...I was smiling anyway, but when I had to see if there was actual HTML (or whatever) behind the apparently clickable buttons I almost hurt myself laughing.
Spoiler tags are the best. There's an entire thread in the GB comprised of nothing but.

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OMG!! I freaking LOVE this!!!
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Well played
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Old 08-11-2014, 11:29 PM   #13
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Hey, I laughed too !
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Brilliant, RawHumor!
Thank you, and also for the compliment in the dick kid's thread in the Fetish area.
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Old 08-13-2014, 12:06 AM   #16
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Fucking dead on. Lol! Well played.
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:20 PM   #17
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Undoubtedly one of the most useful and entertaining posts I've had the pleasure to read. Bravo!!
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:24 PM   #18
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Fucking dead on. Lol! Well played.
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Undoubtedly one of the most useful and entertaining posts I've had the pleasure to read. Bravo!!
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Old 08-16-2014, 09:25 PM   #19
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Great job with questions. Love it all!
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Old 08-18-2014, 12:04 AM   #20
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I love this
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Old 08-18-2014, 07:52 AM   #21
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Great job with questions. Love it all!
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I love this
Thank you, ladies. It's telling that quite a few women have commented in the positive. Maybe we could make a difference.
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Old 04-23-2015, 10:24 PM   #22
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My thread is alive again. Thanks to whomever.
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Old 04-24-2015, 10:19 AM   #23
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In question 10) .... why is having '420' in your username suggestive?
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Old 04-24-2015, 10:37 AM   #24
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In question 10) .... why is having '420' in your username suggestive?
That's a good question.

About time you started pulling your weight around here.

Why is 420 significant?
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Old 04-24-2015, 10:49 AM   #25
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About time you started pulling your weight around here.
Shut up and answer my PM!

RH#1 - your av has always been my favourite. I often find myself becoming transfixed at Michael Myers as he disappears and reappears. I actually don't mind cock avs, but I think a more subtle av is nicer
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