Write Our Own Limericks: V4

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A three way was right on the floor
A thief, a beggar and a whore
She did it for free
 
A three way was right on the floor
A thief, a beggar and a whore
She did it for free
The thief, that was me
And the beggar just pleaded for more
 
A pervert was surfing the net
To see what hot pics he could get
He found there were many
Of hot MoneyPenny
 
A pervert was surfing the net
To see what hot pics he could get
He found there were many
Of hot MoneyPenny
007 he's not, but he gave it a shot
 
Bond girls are really 'all that'
Pussy Galore was not a cat
But to make her purr
Just stroke round her 'fur'
 
Bond girls are really 'all that'
Pussy Galore was not a cat
But to make her purr
Just stroke round her 'fur'
Guaranteed to keep her in door
 
Connery, Brosnan or Moore?
Sir Thomas Sean Connery was best
Although, Moore did pass the test
 
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Sir Thomas Sean Connery was best
Although, Moore did pass the test
Craig's quite alright too
 
Sir Thomas Sean Connery was best
Although, Moore did pass the test
Craig's quite alright too
You know there are quite a few,
But none compare to Connery or Moore
As for the rest, they are out the door
 
We need an abacus nearby
If we had two or three,
We'd have abaci

A of E: We do the lines one at a time, each poster having a go in turn. It's true, the rules of the thread did not carry over when the old thread reached its limit, so no harm done.
 
We need an abacus nearby
Or just fuck me and make me sigh
Let's tally our fun
and when we're done
 
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