AnnaBreathless
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- Oct 12, 2012
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When that magical time of month rolls around, it brings with it the special gift of really tender, sensitive boobies, to the point where I get knee-jerk teary eyed if they get bumped. Sadly, this gift has a shitty return policy and it looks like I am stuck with it for the duration.
I've scoped out the internet and medical professionals, and have gotten some suggestions that have had limited success:
But I've found the thing that works the best (and this is why I'm bringing it up here!) is having someone suck on my nipples, while massaging the breast tissue. Super-duper effective, but not something you can just buzz over to the convenience store to pick up. Well, I suppose I could, but I already have one unreturnable item, not necessarily looking for more. Especially if it doesn't fold away conveniently under the bed.
Does anyone else have a similar issue - and hopefully a sure fire cure? I didn't find my solution in any of the more conservative places, but I figured that if there was an unconventional solution, someone from Lit might know it!
I've scoped out the internet and medical professionals, and have gotten some suggestions that have had limited success:
- Bananas, or other potassium supplements
- Birth control pills
- More water, and more water
- Decreased sugar and salt intake
- OTC pain meds, like Midol
But I've found the thing that works the best (and this is why I'm bringing it up here!) is having someone suck on my nipples, while massaging the breast tissue. Super-duper effective, but not something you can just buzz over to the convenience store to pick up. Well, I suppose I could, but I already have one unreturnable item, not necessarily looking for more. Especially if it doesn't fold away conveniently under the bed.
Does anyone else have a similar issue - and hopefully a sure fire cure? I didn't find my solution in any of the more conservative places, but I figured that if there was an unconventional solution, someone from Lit might know it!