Anonymous Secrets Thread
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-32, Female - Back when I bought my first sex toy, I was too excited and impatient to wait to get home to try it out, so I used it in the car driving home.
I've now done that with every new toy I bought. Even having to stop at a gas station to buy batteries one time. The exception being when I bought my hitachi, no outlet in the car to plug it in.
I've now done that with every new toy I bought. Even having to stop at a gas station to buy batteries one time. The exception being when I bought my hitachi, no outlet in the car to plug it in.
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No one has sent any anonymous pictures in yet.
Send them directly to paulodom2012@gmail.com if you are still interested.
Send them directly to paulodom2012@gmail.com if you are still interested.
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I fear my freckles would give me away every time.
Well, you always have the option to send it to me anyway, with the note "just for the incredible handsome moderator of this thread. Do not post."
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I shall take that under serious consideration.
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That may be the most polite brush off I've ever had.
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Oh, I just now caught up on this.
I so adore you Ella.
....and I'm off to join my local chapter of LitFire. I want my damn badges.
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I wouldn't consider it a brush-off.
Oh really? You definitely have my attention.
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Perhaps I can find a way to hold your attention.
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Female- Age withheld- My husband and I go to high-end restaurants almost every weekend. When he leaves to go to the restroom, I like to flash the waiters or men at other tables. I twist in my chair slightly to face them. I make eye contact. Slowly bringing my hand down to my thighs. I pull my dress up ever so slightly. And then I briefly open my legs. To slightly reveal my freshly waxed pussy. It's quite possibly my favorite past-time
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Thread Update:
I will be in meetings today until about 2:00 CST so I won't be making any updates until then.
Here's hoping it turns into lord of the flies in here again!
No one has send me any anonymous pictures, at least not for the purposes of posting. So if you still want to do that, send them in.
Finally I think the theme for today will be the grossest thing that has ever happened to you during sex.
Of course all other forms of secrets are still fair game.
I will be in meetings today until about 2:00 CST so I won't be making any updates until then.
Here's hoping it turns into lord of the flies in here again!
No one has send me any anonymous pictures, at least not for the purposes of posting. So if you still want to do that, send them in.
Finally I think the theme for today will be the grossest thing that has ever happened to you during sex.
Of course all other forms of secrets are still fair game.
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Here is another personal confession to start the day off. Embarrassing though it is.
When I was young we had a dog that was "put to sleep". Later that same day I overheard my parents talking about two neighbors that were "sleeping together".
I thought the two were the same thing for the next couple years of my formative young life.
When I was young we had a dog that was "put to sleep". Later that same day I overheard my parents talking about two neighbors that were "sleeping together".
I thought the two were the same thing for the next couple years of my formative young life.
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And I'm back from meeting hell today. Lets get some posts up.
-42, Male - The first time I had sex, I accidentally peed in the condom. Although, I had masturbated before, in the excitement of fucking for the first time I couldn't tell the difference between an orgasm and having to piss.
-42, Male - The first time I had sex, I accidentally peed in the condom. Although, I had masturbated before, in the excitement of fucking for the first time I couldn't tell the difference between an orgasm and having to piss.
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-42, Female - While in a crowded elevator going up the sears tower, I leaned against a man and felt his cock get hard against my ass. I lightly swayed back and forth until I heard his softly groan when we hit the top floor I stepped off the elevator with my kids and never turned around to look at his face, he never saw the smile I had on my face the rest of the day.
