Old 06-18-2013, 01:22 AM   #279301
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Oh, Darling. I came soooo close to buying a snake today, while I was out with my FIL searching for whatever handgun it is that he thinks he needs.

Would you be willing to roll around naked with me and a snake? Think of the wonderful pictures we could take...
Oh, I could charm a snake or two. Or twenty.

I would much sooner buy a snake than a handgun! They're so cool. I should've been a herpetologist.
 

Old 06-18-2013, 01:27 AM   #279302
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Oh, I could charm a snake or two. Or twenty.

I would much sooner buy a snake than a handgun! They're so cool. I should've been a herpetologist.
Me, too. In another life, an alternate universe or whatever, I'm a field biologist doing snake stuff. I love them. Let's do a little backpack together in serious snake country.
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Old 06-18-2013, 01:46 AM   #279303
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Dark and Stormy or Gin and Tonic.
 

Old 06-18-2013, 01:47 AM   #279304
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Dark and Stormy or Gin and Tonic.
If I wasn't a boring ass teetotaler, I'd go for a gin and tonic right now.
 

Old 06-18-2013, 02:04 AM   #279305
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If I wasn't a boring ass teetotaler, I'd go for a gin and tonic right now.
I decided on a glass of water.
 

Old 06-18-2013, 02:06 AM   #279306
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I decided on a glass of water.
I couldn't live as dangerously as you do, nope, just couldn't do it.
 

Old 06-18-2013, 02:06 AM   #279307
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I decided on a glass of water.
Better give me your car keys.
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Old 06-18-2013, 02:07 AM   #279308
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just a finger of chivas.
tea all afternoon.
i need to find my sleepies.
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Old 06-18-2013, 02:09 AM   #279309
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just a finger of chivas.
Yours, too. Let's go.
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and no socks? i hate socks. i approve.
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Old 06-18-2013, 02:13 AM   #279311
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I couldn't live as dangerously as you do, nope, just couldn't do it.
I'm a fucking phreak.

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Better give me your car keys.
NEVER!!!!

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just a finger of chivas.
tea all afternoon.
i need to find my sleepies.
Pour me a finger!
 

Old 06-18-2013, 02:16 AM   #279312
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*slips sinny a smooth finger*
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Old 06-18-2013, 02:17 AM   #279313
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*slips sinny a smooth finger*
Hi you.

 

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Would this be a bad time to ask you to pull my finger?
 

Old 06-18-2013, 02:21 AM   #279315
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Would this be a bad time to ask you to pull my finger?
Oh boy.

I'm getting out of here, fast.
 

Old 06-18-2013, 02:22 AM   #279316
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Oh boy.

I'm getting out of here, fast.
FLEE!
 

Old 06-18-2013, 02:31 AM   #279317
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sup, sexy?
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sup, sexy?
Nada, listening to music.

Sup with you, gorgeous?
 

Old 06-18-2013, 02:58 AM   #279319
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When Ria Chhabra, a middle school student near Dallas, heard her parents arguing about the value of organic foods, she was inspired to create a science fair project to try to resolve the debate.

Three years later, Ria’s exploration of fruit flies and organic foods has not only raised some provocative questions about the health benefits of organic eating, it has also earned the 16-year-old top honors in a national science competition, publication in a respected scientific journal and university laboratory privileges normally reserved for graduate students.
- read the full article Is Organic Better? Ask a Fruit Fly (from NYT Blogs)
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Old 06-18-2013, 04:34 AM   #279322
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Old 06-18-2013, 06:38 AM   #279325
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