MagicaPractica
Alchemist
- Joined
- Oct 25, 2004
- Posts
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Mind the lichen, it's very flavorful.
Is that like eating seaweed? Because I can't.
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Mind the lichen, it's very flavorful.
Is that like eating Tofurky? Because I won't!
Just because I've never tried doesn't mean I can't. Don't tempt me!You can't even make a meringue pie!
Just because I've never tried doesn't mean I can't google it. Don't tempt me!J
I'm just not quite sure what we're trying to achieve here.
No way I can argue with that! Your stable or mine?Serious fornication is the best way to start your day.
Ho, ho you whore!
That is not how you pronounce my name sir, it's pronounced Horehound!
A rumor? That's a lie! When you fornicate with a woman these days, you rarely get any fur at all. But form a relationship with a sheep, and you stand to get a sweater.
Love compromises because life is short and pain filled.
Wrong, nothing that maximizes the pleasure is a bad thing.
Moderation in all things.
Hatred is always foolish, love is always wise.
Hope without live, testimony without, reward without.
Always stop to help a man in need, always stop to help a damsel in distress.
Jeez, I just need fifty cents for the parking meter, some friend you are.I wouldn't give you any change even if you were broke!
Jeez, I have breasts; can you help a lady out?.
Of course--that's the way your body is suppose to twerk.
I believe one finds a butt useful for many reasons.
As long as you're not driven to shag bees, you'll be okay. But beware hornets.I mixed peyote yeast with honey and it fermented into psychedelic mead. (Hic) Do I need a license for this?
Isn't it long? I call it the whorenet!
I meant leave! Not moon them!But you told me to show them my backside.
Seriously, what happened to you? You're cute, but a little nuts.
I'm tired of your first grade behaviour, stop copying me.