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Old 11-08-2013, 10:47 AM   #18651
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I think my interview went pretty well.

I won't say that I killed it, but I think I at least bruised it pretty badly.
And this would be a surprise to whom?
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Old 11-08-2013, 11:32 PM   #18652
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Ate a nice (4 ounce-ish) piece of whiting for dinner, plus 1/3 of a navel orange, and about a cup of ice cream + pineapple topping and strawberry syrup.

Yes, too much for my vastly-shrunken stomach, but to *want* to eat that much is a tremendous positive!
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Old 11-09-2013, 10:32 PM   #18653
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Coming home to Master after another 10 days away. His kisses are still as good as the first time he picked me up at the airport, 14 years ago.
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Old 11-09-2013, 11:17 PM   #18654
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This thread full of happy thoughts and beautiful people.
 

Old 11-10-2013, 01:03 AM   #18655
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I lost a game of online scrabble by 30 points (I was losing by 120 early in the game so I count it as a success) and got a message from my opponent saying "I KICKED YOUR ASS!!!!"

Yes you did. But that was my first game. And now we're having a rematch and I'm currently kicking YOUR ass, hasn't it gone very quiet?

Am I sexist to assume from the message that my opponent is male, do you think?
 

Old 11-10-2013, 08:04 AM   #18656
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Baking always makes me feel like all's good in the universe.

I made almond buns for my father, because it's Father's Day today. It was a gift well received, too.
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Old 11-10-2013, 10:18 AM   #18657
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A pair of Falke Soft Merino tights in the colour wine.
I'm going to ignore the cost, buy another pair and alternate between those two pairs.
Finally a warm winter!
 

Old 11-10-2013, 01:12 PM   #18658
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Waking up in Master's arms, after too long away, and feeling his hand in my hair, knowing just what he wants.
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Old 11-10-2013, 04:21 PM   #18659
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Seeing Master for the first time in 2 weeks and having the most wonderfully intense play session


SW, fantastic that your appetite is returning good news! Xxx
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Old 11-10-2013, 04:30 PM   #18660
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Old 11-10-2013, 06:46 PM   #18661
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I'm a simple man, it seems. For today all it is taking is the extended life of a new cell-phone battery.
 

Old 11-10-2013, 09:52 PM   #18662
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Took an online quiz for a college course I'm not taking and had no real understanding of. 10/10!
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Old 11-10-2013, 10:02 PM   #18663
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Performed with a pipe band (I'm a drummer) this morning and watched a little boy in the front row cover his ears at the volume...I feel you kid!

Came home to a very attentive husband, and finally got to take a long afternoon nap!
 

Old 11-10-2013, 10:34 PM   #18664
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Old 11-11-2013, 04:07 PM   #18665
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it's snowing ...
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Old 11-11-2013, 06:39 PM   #18666
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it's snowing ...

Yippee! I love snow. We are expecting some in the morning
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Old 11-11-2013, 06:41 PM   #18667
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my cat snoring. He is so adorable. He is a 2 yo shelter cat with a stage 3 heart murmur. His previous owner didn't want to spend the money for a cat cardiologist. So we will.

Meanwhile he has gained a few pounds with us and is now sleeping soundly on our couch snoring very loudly.

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Old 11-11-2013, 07:24 PM   #18668
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I can tell that this gig and I are gonna be friends. Fast friends.

But fuck. DGE needs to up his fashion game.
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Old 11-11-2013, 08:31 PM   #18669
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I think my interview went pretty well.

I won't say that I killed it, but I think I at least bruised it pretty badly.
Good luck!

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Ate a nice (4 ounce-ish) piece of whiting for dinner, plus 1/3 of a navel orange, and about a cup of ice cream + pineapple topping and strawberry syrup.

Yes, too much for my vastly-shrunken stomach, but to *want* to eat that much is a tremendous positive!
This is good. Eat up, skinny. The children expect a fat Santa.
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Old 11-11-2013, 08:43 PM   #18670
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I can tell that this gig and I are gonna be friends. Fast friends.


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But fuck. DGE needs to up his fashion game.
I hope to be in similar straits, shortly.
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Old 11-11-2013, 09:26 PM   #18671
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Old 11-11-2013, 10:29 PM   #18672
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I can tell that this gig and I are gonna be friends. Fast friends.

But fuck. DGE needs to up his fashion game.
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I hope to be in similar straits, shortly.
Ditto! Here's to.....something!
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You getting into jacket bondage now?
No, but the interviewing firm put out some *spectacular* bondage-ish pieces a few years back...
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Old 11-12-2013, 02:16 AM   #18674
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1) Only one of my staff still smokes, going outside into the car park to indulge, and the rest of them nag her constantly about it.

2) I have two leaking fire extinguishers (water) which, according to my friend Malich need to be discharged before being taken to the scrapyard, and the car park is the ideal place to do this.

I am having to hold them back from giving her some 'tough love/aversion therapy' to help her quit....

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Old 11-12-2013, 06:27 AM   #18675
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1) Only one of my staff still smokes, going outside into the car park to indulge, and the rest of them nag her constantly about it.

2) I have two leaking fire extinguishers (water) which, according to my friend Malich need to be discharged before being taken to the scrapyard, and the car park is the ideal place to do this.

I am having to hold them back from giving her some 'tough love/aversion therapy' to help her quit....
I cannot really approve of harassment / horseplay in the workplace.... but it does sound like fun
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