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Old 02-21-2012, 09:40 AM   #14901
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I'M GOING TO IRELAND IN APRIL!!!!

Will book my flight as soon as my bonus hits my account.

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Old 02-21-2012, 10:28 AM   #14902
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Old 02-21-2012, 10:33 AM   #14903
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Whose participle is it anyway? This sub-heading from today's yahoo news page:

A father has told how the UK’s most dangerous spider bit him ten times while shopping for toys with his daughter
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Old 02-21-2012, 11:45 AM   #14904
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Old 02-21-2012, 11:48 AM   #14905
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Whose participle is it anyway? This sub-heading from today's yahoo news page:

A father has told how the UK’s most dangerous spider bit him ten times while shopping for toys with his daughter
The entire adverb phrase is unnecessary, and unnecessarily confusing. <sigh>
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Old 02-21-2012, 02:29 PM   #14906
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Old 02-21-2012, 04:04 PM   #14907
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Old 02-21-2012, 04:06 PM   #14908
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Had to reply to Cattypuss. Love that one. That would definately make me smile.
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Old 02-21-2012, 05:18 PM   #14909
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Review of Philips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator (AED)

"I'm a professional dominatrix/Godess, and I purchased a "Phillips HeartStart Automated External Defibrillator (AED)" for use in my "dungeon". Several clients have pre-existing heart conditions, and besides, I made cash for it with increased fees.

"The peace of mind the AED gives someone in my line of work is incalculable. The last thing I want is the attention of the police after one of my clients expires from a particularly savage flogging session.

"The use of the AED is not limited to medical purposes, however. One time I was humiliating Steven (not his real name), a client of mine, by forcing him to wear a frilly little yellow sundress and matching bonnet whilst chanting "I'm a little girl!" in a high falsetto voice. I happened to glance over and see the AED behind the snivelling little girl-man. Inspiration struck, and I found satisfaction in using the device to apply jolts of electricity to his most sensitive bits.

"Wonderful.

"No slave dungeon is complete without a "Philips HeartStart Home Automated External Defibrillator (AED)" to strike fear into the hearts of pathetic sheep everywhere!
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Old 02-21-2012, 05:56 PM   #14910
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She's been wanting them for about three years, and saving up points from her credit card to purchase them for about two. They got here today, and nothing would do but to open the box the moment she got home for lunch and set them out on the table.



Cuisinart Multiclad Pro Stainless. Pure kitchen porn for her.
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Old 02-21-2012, 05:58 PM   #14911
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Old 02-21-2012, 10:44 PM   #14912
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Old 02-21-2012, 10:44 PM   #14913
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She's been wanting them for about three years, and saving up points from her credit card to purchase them for about two. They got here today, and nothing would do but to open the box the moment she got home for lunch and set them out on the table.



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Works for me, too.
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Old 02-22-2012, 12:10 AM   #14914
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I'M GOING TO IRELAND IN APRIL!!!!

Will book my flight as soon as my bonus hits my account.

Oh yeah. Wenchie found out she was crazed with happiness!

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She's been wanting them for about three years, and saving up points from her credit card to purchase them for about two. They got here today, and nothing would do but to open the box the moment she got home for lunch and set them out on the table.


Cuisinart Multiclad Pro Stainless. Pure kitchen porn for her.
Will she really be able to sully them with...food?
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Old 02-22-2012, 02:02 AM   #14915
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Old 02-22-2012, 02:10 AM   #14916
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Will she really be able to sully them with...food?
Most assuredly. She lives... I mean, loves to cook. Freudian typo? I don't think so. In another lifetime, she was Gordon Ramsay's inspiration.
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Old 02-22-2012, 02:27 AM   #14917
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Usually, the documents I have to turn in for work are around twenty, thirty pages a pop, sometimes upward of forty. Today, I submitted and had accepted a document that was four pages from start to finish, and there are around twenty or so more of the same length coming to me in future.

... And I get paid the same amount, regardless of length

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Old 02-22-2012, 06:54 AM   #14918
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Old 02-22-2012, 05:12 PM   #14919
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Old 02-22-2012, 07:39 PM   #14920
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kanga banga

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edited to add - snickerdoodle
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Old 02-22-2012, 09:54 PM   #14921
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Old 02-22-2012, 10:54 PM   #14922
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Old 02-23-2012, 12:02 AM   #14923
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How in Chthulhu's [sp? I'm too tired to Google it] name do you find these things?!?!?!
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Old 02-23-2012, 01:01 AM   #14924
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Most assuredly. She lives... I mean, loves to cook. Freudian typo? I don't think so. In another lifetime, she was Gordon Ramsay's inspiration.
Give us food porn. Bring me the head of Gordon Ramsay with an apple in his mouth.
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Old 02-23-2012, 10:52 AM   #14925
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Hmmm... this is the best I could do off-hand...



... his mouth (and the rest of his face) on an Apple (iPad2 hardcase).
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