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Old Yesterday, 11:47 AM   #1226
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You're welcome. That's what accountants are for.
If I get audited I'm gonna be so pissed, your sure it's okay to claim my dogs as dependants?
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Old Yesterday, 01:01 PM   #1227
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If I get audited I'm gonna be so pissed, you sure it's okay to claim my frogs are emancipated?
Well, I guess that depends on whether they're full grown bullfrogs or just tadpoles, but I'm just a librarian! I can't give tax advice!
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Well, I guess that depends on whether they're bulldogs or Boston terriers, but I'm just a dietician! I can't give breeding advice!
Breeding dogs is easy. Put them together. Sit back on the porch with a jug of moonshine in hand. Let them fuck. Keep the keepers. Sell the rest to naifs desperate for animal companions. Keep the change.
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It's easy to make money from bitches.
Yeah, but the smell...
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Old Today, 08:46 AM   #1230
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Yeah, but he made me laugh he's a good guy...
That doesn't excuse the fact that he murdered 30 people.
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