Old 06-28-2018, 12:05 AM   #1
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Whilst looking for a word for a poem, I happened upon this bit of knowledge you might care to share! I don't know what you would do with it but I found it amusing anyway
Nicknames for Vagina
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Old 06-28-2018, 12:12 AM   #2
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Whilst looking for a word for a poem, I happened upon this bit of knowledge you might care to share! I don't know what you would do with it but I found it amusing anyway
Nicknames for Vagina
Wicked Eve would be so proud of you!
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Old 06-28-2018, 12:16 AM   #3
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Wicked Eve would be so proud of you!
You've made my day! I wonder if she still remembers the Dildo chair? I will never forget it!!
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They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you ....
If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
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Old 06-28-2018, 12:21 AM   #4
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Look, look you can buy them on Amazon but Eve's was the original! The comments and questions are hilarious !
Dildo chair
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They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you ....
If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
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Old 06-28-2018, 12:53 PM   #5
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I think you need the companion list for the gents so here you go:

Fabulous Penis Nicknames!
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Old 06-28-2018, 11:26 PM   #6
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I know you all are talking about vajay-jay nicknames, but mention of Eve and when I was thinking of her a couple of days ago reminds me of an early illustrated poem I wrote about her shoes that I think had her laughing... (courtesy of LeBroz's Archival Review thread):
(PS, and Ange is right, that link for vagina nicknames would've had Evie rolling. )


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For those who may have missed the mention {and for those with a foot fetish}, here's neonurotic's view of a thrill:


Eve's Red Shoes
by Neonurotic©





"He doesn't listen to me"
quivers, her collagen lips
stamping, ruby heels

an exclamation point
for her crisis

I don't hear her either
although I pretend
with a nod
a sympathetic smile

because good friends do that

But her blouse is too tight
and neckline too low
to hold my attention elsewhere

All I can think of
is her buck-assed naked
grabbing red shoes

doing her over
in a field of purple clover



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Old 06-29-2018, 01:27 AM   #7
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I think you need the companion list for the gents so here you go:

Fabulous Penis Nicknames!
Angry inch?!!
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They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you ....
If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
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Old 06-29-2018, 01:34 AM   #8
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I know you all are talking about vajay-jay nicknames, but mention of Eve and when I was thinking of her a couple of days ago reminds me of an early illustrated poem I wrote about her shoes that I think had her laughing... (courtesy of LeBroz's Archival Review thread):
(PS, and Ange is right, that link for vagina nicknames would've had Evie rolling. )
Thanks for posting this and the link, I've just been lost on it for well over an hour!
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They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient.
But giving the finger is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is not for you ....
If you don't pay your exorcist .... do you get repossessed?
I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.
....But I, being poor, have only my dreams, I have spread my dreams under your feet,Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.......
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