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Austin8 said:
{pays off file clerk to have paperwork mysteriously disappear}
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[ Papers now lodged in a secure place against future needs ]

Those Smarties are not Smarties.
These are Smarties:-
 
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Handley_Page said:
[ Papers now lodged in a secure place against future needs ]

Those Smarties are not Smarties.
These are Smarties:-
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I was going to use that pic, though they look more like skittles here, but I didn't want anyone from Austin to come along and confuse them for M&M's. Pretty picture though. ;)
 
driphoney said:
Pralines.jpg

Pralines. Case closed.
:kiss::D:kiss:​
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Ok pralines are the exception

{I hereby break away from the orthodox church and found the sect of praline-ists}
 
driphoney said:
I was going to use that pic, though they look more like skittles here, but I didn't want anyone from Austin to come along and confuse them for M&M's. Pretty picture though. ;)
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werent those M & M's? Blue ones are my favorite.
 
{Insert discussion of the detailed terms of Magna Carta, why it was signed, by whom, who was covered by it, and why it was superseded with a few years of its signing}

{Insert link to Canadian Pharmacy}

{Insert genuine link to Daily Sports naked women}

Og
 
{intercom clicks on}

Attention shoppers pay no heed to the bear, pixie, dragon, large naked honey coated breast, glittery witch, stick figure with erection, and naked black and white woman in the candy aisle.

Thank you

{intercom clicks off}
{Shouts heard from candy aisle}

Candy!

Not Candy!

"Where's the f**king chocolate!

Smarties!

M&Ms!

Skittles!

You're all nuts!

Chocolate covered nuts!

Ooohhhh can I lick them?

{sound of bags being ripped open, displays overturned}

{intercom clicks on}

uh security? SECURITY!

{Intercom clicks off}
 
Candy is candy. Chocolate is all the proof you need there's a supreme being who likes us.
 
(insert scurrilous rumor about gummy bears arming themselves and, moving by night, infiltrating Uncle's neighborhood.)
 
Tio_Narratore said:
{Insert prospectus of illustrated children's book about the Gummi Bears' nefarious plot to enslave the world though its children}
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You know I think gummi bears have orgies in the bag. They're always smiling, even though they know they're gonna be eaten, and they're always sticky...
 
Miss_Pixie said:
You know I think gummi bears have orgies in the bag. They're always smiling, even though they know they're gonna be eaten, and they're always sticky...
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I'd be smiling and sticky, too, if I thought the likes of you were about to eat me. ;)
 
Miss_Pixie said:
You know I think gummi bears have orgies in the bag. They're always smiling, even though they know they're gonna be eaten, and they're always sticky...
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If you knew you were going to be eaten, you'd be smiling and sticky also. ;) :D :devil:

{Three page rant about the over use of smilies}
 
Austin8 said:
{insert various sexual remarks about Pixie's puddin'}
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Watch your language!!:eek: Whadda think this is a porn site?

{Ramble insanely wondering about what makes porn readers so mature anyways}

{sniff at lack of sparkly pictures and pretty fonts}

Petunia! Oh, Petunia! Where are the pretty fonts and sparkly pictures?

Pretty Please Petunia

{Wonder about people saying that five times fast!}
 
litfan10 said:
Watch your language!!:eek: Whadda think this is a porn site?

{Ramble insanely wondering about what makes porn readers so mature anyways}

{sniff at lack of sparkly pictures and pretty fonts}

Petunia! Oh, Petunia! Where are the pretty fonts and sparkly pictures?

Pretty Please Petunia

{Wonder about people saying that five times fast!}
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{Pixies Pretty Petunia}
{Pixies Pretty Petunia}
{Pixies Pretty Petunia}
{Pixies Pretty Petunia}
{Pixies Sweet Petunia}

Bwhahahaha!
 
Austin8 said:
{Pixies Pretty Petunia}
{Pixies Pretty Petunia}
{Pixies Pretty Petunia}
{Pixies Pretty Petunia}
{Pixies Sweet Petunia}

Bwhahahaha!
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Oh yeah? well:

Pickled Pixies Peck and Prick Pretty Petunias!
 
litfan10 said:
So that is the way you want to be huh?"

Peter pricked perturbed pickled pixies pierced petunia pleasantly
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{insert uproarious amounts of uncontrolled laughter}

: ) Pixie precisely played with the pretty pierced petal of her perfectly pungent petunia.
 
Austin8 said:
{insert uproarious amounts of uncontrolled laughter}

: ) Pixie precisely played with the pretty pierced petal of her perfectly pungent petunia.
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You do realize that when Pixie reads these she is probably gonna slap the shit outta both of us!

Oh what the hell, ya only live once:

Persnickety pickled pixie played profusely with peter's pierced pecker while pondering pretty petunia's pleasantly perfumed petals
 
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