ArdentHemingway
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For a story I'm writing, I need to have the lead character give her boss a blowjob to get a night off.
I was about to write the scene, but just wasn't feeling it, so I decided on the following stand-in (I might write the scene as an epilogue or something later).
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Asking for tonight off had gone about as Li had expected it would -- “boss, I can't work on Saturday the Xth”, “non?”, unzip, shooka-shooka-shooka-shooka, zip, “OK, but only because I'm a nice guy” -- and now she was getting ready for the party.
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As far as the lead character is concerned, giving her boss a blowjob was a non-event anyway.
From Seinfeld "The Yada Yada":
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"I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."
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So, in the spirit of Seinfeld... share a short scene in which you yada yada (or another nonsense word) sex.
I was about to write the scene, but just wasn't feeling it, so I decided on the following stand-in (I might write the scene as an epilogue or something later).
---
Asking for tonight off had gone about as Li had expected it would -- “boss, I can't work on Saturday the Xth”, “non?”, unzip, shooka-shooka-shooka-shooka, zip, “OK, but only because I'm a nice guy” -- and now she was getting ready for the party.
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As far as the lead character is concerned, giving her boss a blowjob was a non-event anyway.
From Seinfeld "The Yada Yada":
---
"I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."
---
So, in the spirit of Seinfeld... share a short scene in which you yada yada (or another nonsense word) sex.
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