Que
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She is wearing a strap-on.
Alternate Blurting I: Wasteland
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- Start date
She is wearing a strap-on.
IrezumiKiss
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Notcastor
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I own the blurt thread now and it will live forever in my name as a testament to my succulent penis.
Notcastor
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Oh Jesus. Succulent penis. That’s a first. Also hopefully a last.
I think i might be the first to ever pair thise two words.
If so, that’s money. Succulent Penis.
lovetoread
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See you blowin' me a kiss it doesn't take a scientist
To understand what's goin' on baby
If you see somethin' in my eye, let's not overanalyze
Don't go too deep with it baby
So let it be what it'll be
Don't make a fuss and go crazy over you and me
Here's what I do, I'll play it loose
Not like we have a date with destiny
It's just a little crush
Not like I faint every time we touch
It's just some little thing
Not like everything I do depends on you
Sha la la la, sha la la la
To understand what's goin' on baby
If you see somethin' in my eye, let's not overanalyze
Don't go too deep with it baby
So let it be what it'll be
Don't make a fuss and go crazy over you and me
Here's what I do, I'll play it loose
Not like we have a date with destiny
It's just a little crush
Not like I faint every time we touch
It's just some little thing
Not like everything I do depends on you
Sha la la la, sha la la la
Notcastor
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I’m that good. ( yes, you may think about my penis... enjoy yourself. Send pics. Hell, i think about your left breast all the time)
I saw that one too, and as you know ( you little scamp), youve changed the order of the words.... in that one, the words succulent and penis are not next to each other.
Pookie
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The Lancie Pants Who Stole The Blurt Thread
Every blurter on the GeeBee liked the blurt thread a lot, but the Lancie Pants, who lived to the north - did not. The Lancie Pants hated the blurt thread - the whole blurting season. Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all... may have been that his cock was two sizes too small.
But, whatever the reason, his heart or his little spurter, he stood there on the new blurt thread eve hating the blurters.
Lancie Pants stared down from his cave with a sour Lancie dread at the warm posts below in the nearly ended thread. For he knew that every blurter was busy now, while his life was near dead. For he knew every blurter in the blurt thread on the GeeBee page one, was busy now having fun, while he was having none.
"And they're smiling and laughing," he snarled with a sneer. "The new blurt thread, it's practically here!"
Lancie Pants knew what he feared was almost near, "Oh the posts! Oh the posts, posts, posts, posts! There's one thing I hate: oh the posts, posts, posts, posts!"
Lancie Pants looked at his little dog, Que, licking his balls. He knew Que had no clue for what to do. But he knew Que would always beckon to his calls.
"So what to do?" wondered the shrew.
Then he growled, with his small fingers nervously drumming, "I must find some way to keep the new thread from coming!"
Then he got an idea. An awful idea. Lancie Pants got a wonderful, *awful* idea!
Lancie Pants exclaimed as he groaned and sat up alone in his bed, "I know just what to do! I'll make quick Lancie Pants posts and steal the new thread! Que can join in too as he has nothing better to spew!"
And so it was done. There was no more to do. The blurt thread was now his, and his little dog Que.
"Boo hoo, the blurters won't know what do do!" he was grinchily fapping. "They're finding out now that they have no thread coming! They're just finding out, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two, then the blurters from the blurt thread will all cry, "Boo Hoo."
Then Lancie Pants looked at the GeeBee, and frowned at what he did see. It was a new blurt thread with his name, but something else too.
He hadn't stopped the blurting from coming, it came! Somehow or other... it came just the same.
Fah-who-forays, Dah-who-dorays, Welcome, blurt thread in Harry's name, bring your light. Fah-who forays, Dah-who dorays, Welcome in the cold, dark night. Welcome blurt thread, Fah-who-ramus. Welcome blurt thread, Dah-who-damus. Welcome blurt thread, while we stand. Heart to heart, and hand in hand.
Every blurter on the GeeBee liked the blurt thread a lot, but the Lancie Pants, who lived to the north - did not. The Lancie Pants hated the blurt thread - the whole blurting season. Now, please don't ask why; no one quite knows the reason. It could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. Or it could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. But I think that the most likely reason of all... may have been that his cock was two sizes too small.
But, whatever the reason, his heart or his little spurter, he stood there on the new blurt thread eve hating the blurters.
Lancie Pants stared down from his cave with a sour Lancie dread at the warm posts below in the nearly ended thread. For he knew that every blurter was busy now, while his life was near dead. For he knew every blurter in the blurt thread on the GeeBee page one, was busy now having fun, while he was having none.
"And they're smiling and laughing," he snarled with a sneer. "The new blurt thread, it's practically here!"
Lancie Pants knew what he feared was almost near, "Oh the posts! Oh the posts, posts, posts, posts! There's one thing I hate: oh the posts, posts, posts, posts!"
Lancie Pants looked at his little dog, Que, licking his balls. He knew Que had no clue for what to do. But he knew Que would always beckon to his calls.
"So what to do?" wondered the shrew.
Then he growled, with his small fingers nervously drumming, "I must find some way to keep the new thread from coming!"
Then he got an idea. An awful idea. Lancie Pants got a wonderful, *awful* idea!
Lancie Pants exclaimed as he groaned and sat up alone in his bed, "I know just what to do! I'll make quick Lancie Pants posts and steal the new thread! Que can join in too as he has nothing better to spew!"
And so it was done. There was no more to do. The blurt thread was now his, and his little dog Que.
"Boo hoo, the blurters won't know what do do!" he was grinchily fapping. "They're finding out now that they have no thread coming! They're just finding out, I know just what they'll do. Their mouths will hang open a minute or two, then the blurters from the blurt thread will all cry, "Boo Hoo."
Then Lancie Pants looked at the GeeBee, and frowned at what he did see. It was a new blurt thread with his name, but something else too.
He hadn't stopped the blurting from coming, it came! Somehow or other... it came just the same.
Fah-who-forays, Dah-who-dorays, Welcome, blurt thread in Harry's name, bring your light. Fah-who forays, Dah-who dorays, Welcome in the cold, dark night. Welcome blurt thread, Fah-who-ramus. Welcome blurt thread, Dah-who-damus. Welcome blurt thread, while we stand. Heart to heart, and hand in hand.
Saint Peter
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lovetoread
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heh that was funny
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What in the hot hell?!
chillywilly2
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You too, will go boo hoo!
I enjoyed that but girl, you must have a lot of time on your hands
Pookie
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About 30 mins was all. *shrugs* Too fucking cold to go running this morning.
chillywilly2
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No shit, 20 below here and I have a week long snowmobile trip to start tomorrow
I guess 30 minutes well spent...picking on lacie is always time well spent
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Best post ever! It could be due to my strange fascination with Seuss, but probably not.
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My sleepy brain read this as porn flank.
HarryHill
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Emerson40
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butters
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post where you like. we ain't the boss of you
this is just one of two alternate blurt threads for those who can't see lace's due to the ignore function
butters
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lovetoread
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i dont get the people who work full time at home
this would drive me nuts
i only do it when i have to go to the drs
today is liver dr day, woohoo
this would drive me nuts
i only do it when i have to go to the drs
today is liver dr day, woohoo
