Romney's Post-Inaguration To-Do List

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Sign an executive order outlawing the use of birth control, including the rhythm method.

Declare Mormonism as the official religion of the United States, making it unlawful to swear or consume tobacco, caffeine, and alcohol.

Offer tax breaks to corporations who pollute the air and water, and send jobs overseas.

Declare war against Iran, Libya, Egypt, and France.
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Those are just for starters.
 
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outlaw TAMPONS and INSTAGRAM


(didya see those on the LEFT sites as being endangered):D
 
Any citizen whose surname ends in a vowel must register with the Dept. of Fascism or face immediate deportation to Cuba.
 
1. Beg Ann for a sympathy blowjob.

2. Imagine that it's Michelle Obama.

3. Imagine that it's in the White House.
 
Sign an executive order outlawing the use of birth control, including the rhythm method.

Declare Mormonism as the official religion of the United States, making it unlawful to swear or consume tobacco, caffeine, and alcohol.

Offer tax breaks to corporations who pollute the air and water, and send jobs overseas.

Declare war against Iran, Libya, Egypt, and France.
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Those are just for starters.

*Breaking News!*


France has surrendered...
 
  1. Join Lit.
  2. Make at least one thread each day with "Obama" in the title.
 
The cool thing is that even though I can't get one in the White House, at least I can still score one in the Marriott Hotel.

I'm sure that I'll feel much more at home there.

I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this message.

OK, I have coffee on my monitor.
 
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