Art of Tittyfucking Story

I appreciate the small amount of feedback given to me about this article I wrote. In fact I learned something new I'd never heard of before which is referring titties to girls. Sounds like something that I can incorporate into the stories.

Any feedback is most appreciative to any story series I'm working on. If I can improve I want to.

sdsioux said:

I appreciate the small amount of feedback given to me about this article I wrote. In fact I learned something new I'd never heard of before which is referring titties to girls. Sounds like something that I can incorporate into the stories.

Click to expand...

From THE BALD-HEADED HERMIT AND THE ARTICHOKE: An Erotic Thesaurus:

Breasts
see Nipples, Chest, Well-endowed

Historically, most slang terms for breasts have been invented by men whose use of both idealizing metaphor and derogation boggles the mind.

apple dumplings, apples, appurtenances, B-cups, babaloos, babooms, baby bar (the), baby pillows, bag(s), balcony, balloon(s), baloobas, baps, barbettes, bazongas, bazonkers, bazoom(s), bazoomas, bazoongies, bazumbas, beach bars, beanbags, beauties, beautiful chest, beautiful pair, beavertails, begonias, bell peppers, bellys, berks, berthas, best friends, bettys, bezongas, big brown eyes, bikini fillers, bikini sniffers, bings, birds, blatters, blobs, blossoms, blubbers, bobbers, Bobsey Twins, body, bon bons, bongos, boobies, boobifers, boobs, boobulars, booby, boom booms, borsties, boosiasms, bosom(s), boulders, bouncers, bra-buster(s), brace and bits, brassiere food, breastworks, Bristol bits, Bristol City/Cities, Bristols, BSH, bubbies, bubbles, bubs, buckets, buddies, buds, buffers, bulbs, bumpers, bumpies, bumps, bust(s), butter-bags, butter-boxes, buzwams, c-cups, cajooblies, cakes, cans, cantaloupes, casabas, cat heads, cat(s) and kitties, Charlies, charms, chee-chees, cherries, chestal area, chest, chestnuts, chichis, chichitas, chubbies, chussies, cleavage, cliff, coconuts, cokernuts, cooters, couple, cream jugs, croopers, cupcakes, cups, D-cups, dairies, dairy, dairy farm, diddies, diddles, digs, din-dins, dinner, double D-cups, draggy udders, dried-up titties, droopers, dubbies, dugs, dumpling shop, dumplings, dzwony, Easts and Wests, Euter, eyes, fainting fits, falsies, fat sacks, fatty breasts, feeding bottles, figure, flab hangings, flabby melons, flapjacks, flip-flaps, flip-flops, floppers, floppy tits, floppy whites, flops, fore-buttocks, fountain, fried eggs, front, front door, front parlour, frontage, fuckin' tits, fun bags, garbonzos, gay deceivers, gazongas, gentleman's pleasure, gib tesurbs, girls (the), glands, globes, goonas, gourds, grapefruits, grapes, groodies, growths, guavas, gubbs, hairy stubs, hammertons, hand-warmers, hands, hangers, hanging tits, headlights, heavers, hemispheres, hog jaws, hogans, honeydew melons, honeydews, honkers, hoofers, hooters, itty bitty titty/ies, jamboree bags, jellies, jellyfish, jelly-on-springs, Jersey cities, jiggle bosoms, jobbies, jubbies, jubes, jubKes, jugs, juicy peaches, jujubes, kajoobies, kahunas, kettle-drums, knackers, knobs, knockers, lactoids, lemons, Lewis & Witties, loaves, lollies, lollos, love blobs, love bubbles, love buds, love pillows, lumps, lung nuts, lung warts, lungs, Mae Wests, magafi, mammaries, mammary glands, mammets, mams, Manchesters, mangoes, maracas, marshmallows, Mary Poppins, masob(s), massive mammaries, mazoomas, meat, meatballs, melons, memories, mezoomas, milk-bottles, milk-buckets, milk-glands, milk-jugs, milk-sacks, milk-shop, milk-walk, milkers, milkshakes, Milky Way (the), mole hills, mollicoes, mollies, moon balloons, mosquito bites, mounds, mount of lilies, mountains, muffins, murphies, nangles, nature's fonts, nay-nays, niblets, nice handful, nice puppies, nice set, nick nacks, ninnies, ninny-jugs, nipple leather, no tits, norgies, norks, Norma Snockers, nubbies, nubs, nuggets, old saggy tits, oojahs, 00mlaters, oranges, orbs, other parts, pair, pancakes, panters, pantry shelves, papayas, paps, peaches, peanuts, pears, pechitos, pellets, person (the), personalities, pimientos fritos, pimples, playground (the), poonts, porcelain spheres, potatoes, pretty lungs, pumpkins, pumps, pus glands, racks, ree-langers, rib cushions, rising beauties, rocks, sacks, sagging summer squash, saggy pig tits, scar-crossed prunes, scones, semiglobes, set of jugs, shirt potatoes, shit bags, shock absorbers, skin, slugs, snorbs, soft cadaby, squashy bits, spooters, stack(ed), stonkers, superdroopers, sweat glands, sweater meat, sweater treats, sweet rolls, sweetest valley, swingers, T&A (tits and ass), Tale of Two Cities, tamales, tatas, teacups, teats, tetinas, tetitas, them, thousand pities, threepenny bits, tired old tits, tiskies, tits, titties, titty, tomatoes, TNT, tonsils, top, top 'uns, top bollocks, top buttocks, top ones, top set, top-heavy, topballocks, topless, toraloorals, torpedo (s), towns and cities, tracy bits, treasure, treasure chest (the), tremblers, trey bits, tube-socks with a golf ball, turkeys, twin lovelies, twins (the), udders (the), ugly fat knockers, ugly jugs, upper deck (the), upper works (the), veiled twins, vital statistics, voos, wallopies, walnuts, wammers, wards, warmest valley (the), warts, waterbags, watermelons, whammers, white flowers, whites, wrinkled tits, yams, yoinkahs

* Boobs: from bubs, an Elizabethan term for breasts.
* Bub also meant drink.
* Bristol Cities: rhymes with titties.
* BSH: British standard handfuls.
* Gay deceivers: falsies.
* Gib tesurbs: an approximate backward phrase for big breasts.
* Mae Wests: refers to the well-known bosomy actress, but also rhymes with breasts.
* TNT: Two nifty tits.

* "She had the most spectacular set of twin lovelies that I have ever seen."
* Many breast terms refer to lactation: i.e., cream jugs, milkers, milk jugs.
* Breast synonyms win third prize for sheer numbers after penis and copulation.
* Food-related sexual slang is well-represented in the breast category: apples, coconuts, grapes, grapefruits, honeydew melons, oranges, peaches, lemons, watermelons.
* Slang for the act of rubbing the penis between a woman's breasts: Bombay roll; breast fucking; bunnyroll; diddy ride; Dutch fuck; jewellry ofjizz; jug jousting; pearl necklace; tit(ty) fucking; tit wanking.

According to a poll conducted by Glamour magazine, 31 percent of respondents said they had nicknames for their own breasts. Here are some of them:

The Pointer Sisters
Tater tots
The twins
The uniboob
Grapes
Thelma and Louise
Pom-poms
Speed bumps
Laverne and Shirley
Mickey and Minnie
The girls
The boys
Anthills
Bee stings
Wilma and Betty
Lucy and Ethel
MacNeil and Lehrer
Atom bombs
Clappers
Torpedoes

- Glamour, February 1999

Glamour missed one. My mother called hers Pride and Glory.

sr71plt said:

Glamour missed one. My mother called hers Pride and Glory.

Click to expand...

Good thing nobody came in with Manny, Moe and Jack.