The messy sex poetry thread

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Squirt cream round my vagina
and lick it all you want,
but if your dipping cock au chocolat
I won't be your debutante.
For one thing being messy
has never been my thing,
and salty mixed with sweet meats
around your ding a ling,
is much too much a favour
to be asking of this girl
can't be doing with you decked out
like some monstrous walnut whirl.
We've tried it slapped in mayo
to please your darling wife
even though that one experiment
nearly put me off for life.
Both slicked up in fragrant oils
with everything well spread,
I thought we'd finally cracked it
till you slid off the bed,
We never met up long enough
our fantasy all in vain,
each time you made a lunge for home
I'd be whizzing off again.
I won't do it in the bath tub,
no room, it's just a trap
for wriggling round above you
my toe stuck in the tap.
At least we found a use then
for the lovely scented soap
and easing out my pinkie
you whispered "Back to rope"?
 
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Pee pee in the toilet,
pee pee in the bed,
pee pee in your jammies,
pee pee on my head
 
Both slicked up in fragrant oils
with everything well spread,
I thought we'd finally cracked it
till you slid off the bed,

hahahahahaha!
 
Dessert Desire

Don't think I can top UWS poem, but here's what I wrote for my wife:

Whoosh! I whisk whip cream on my wonderful woman’s
beautiful bosoms, a blissful bonbon for your bold boy,
nibbling your naughty nuggets, now nuts of nirvana.
Cocoa and cream coat my considerable candy cane,
my immense icicle incites your interest.
I serve my sweetheart a special sundae,
you suck every sugary spot,
soon standing stiff and slick.
I cheerfully chew cherries from your choice channel,
soon soaked with your sultry syrup.
I drink every drop; devour your delicious dessert.
Daddy drives deep in your donut of desire,
our carnal cream comes completely ,
commingled in our close coupling.


And I think she'll like the poem and our putting it into action.;)
 
Extra Virgin, Please.

Higgedly piggledy,
Popeye the Sailorman,
Good to the finish, Man,
Kisses his goil.

Strict vegetarian,
(Burgers are wimpy, Man.)
Discriminatingly
Popeye eats spinach and
Then Olive Oyl.

(Double Dactyl)
 
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Wet Spot

"It's your turn,"
he says,
"to sleep on the wet spot,
you leaked
what was my gift
to you
so you lie in it."

But I don't mind,
it warms
under my hip as
we spoon
and he glues himself
to me
until morning.
 
pineapple rings, split and hung
made a tasty dessert
once or twice
but as for the mars bar - well,
i was glad it was
your idea
and you doing the eating ...
cream? ah, there were times when
i'd beat the cheshire cat for smugness
there's much to be said for cream's cool kiss

but mouthfuls of sparkling wine
cold, fruity, engulfing your heat
escaping my lips
savoured, swirled
running over your balls making the flesh whorl
your arse pucker, anticipating the lap and press of tongue -
that's the kind of messy i never complained about
only moaned
 
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"It's your turn,"
he says,
"to sleep on the wet spot,
you leaked
what was my gift
to you
so you lie in it."

But I don't mind,
it warms
under my hip as
we spoon
and he glues himself
to me
until morning.

I love this could and did read it over and over .... adore the lay out of it and may steal it in the very near future

pineapple rings, split and hung
made a tasty dessert
once or twice
but as for the mars bar - well,
i was glad it was
your idea
and you doing the eating ...
cream? ah, there were times when
i'd be beat the cheshire cat for smugness
there's much to be said for cream's cool kiss

but mouthfuls of sparkling wine
cold, fruity, engulfing your heat
escaping my lips
savoured, swirled
running over your balls making the flesh whorl
your arse pucker, anticipating the lap and press of tongue -
that's the kind of messy i never complained about
only moaned

Wellllll !!!!!! what can I say lol I can quite honestly say I have never considered drinking wine in quite that way before :eek:
 
Sampling Technique

It's all about your fluids, sez the Prof,
for sex is just the way biology
delivers sperm to egg. It gets you off
so you will share—it's methodology,
and nothing more.


She knelt upon the floor. Her glasses gleamed.
Her white coat opened, and her breasts were bare.
I know this is unorthodox, she beamed,
but it's reliable. Quick to prepare.
I gave a quart.
 
Sampling Technique

It's all about your fluids, sez the Prof,
for sex is just the way biology
delivers sperm to egg. It gets you off
so you will share—it's methodology,
and nothing more.


She knelt upon the floor. Her glasses gleamed.
Her white coat opened, and her breasts were bare.
I know this is unorthodox, she beamed,
but it's reliable. Quick to prepare.
I gave a quart.

Now there's one you can read for me over on the other thread!
 
pineapple rings, split and hung
made a tasty dessert
once or twice
but as for the mars bar - well,
i was glad it was
your idea
and you doing the eating ...
cream? ah, there were times when
i'd be beat the cheshire cat for smugness
there's much to be said for cream's cool kiss

but mouthfuls of sparkling wine
cold, fruity, engulfing your heat
escaping my lips
savoured, swirled
running over your balls making the flesh whorl
your arse pucker, anticipating the lap and press of tongue -
that's the kind of messy i never complained about
only moaned

I loved this (there is a redundant "be" in line 9, btw, but you probably have that) and I loved the implied messiness, the implied sex. I have gone all gooey just thinking of it.
 
You knelt, marooned in a
sea of red, waiting
to be fed.

Your eyes widened,
glinted, fearful though
you'd hinted

that you wanted my sudden
outburst of seed
to feed your greed.
 
Afterwards

I know I agreed -
but RED candles?
You ruined my Percale
and stained my skin.
Next time I'm buying
the candles!
 
I loved this (there is a redundant "be" in line 9, btw, but you probably have that) and I loved the implied messiness, the implied sex. I have gone all gooey just thinking of it.

thanks for catching that. when i rush something, especially self-editing, it shows :D


gooey? ha :devil:
 
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