UnderYourSpell
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American Sentences
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The First Cut is the Deepest.
He was born in a Catholic hospital, but the rabbi didn't know.
He was born in a Catholic hospital, but the rabbi didn't know.
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Lao Tzu
"Opinion," said the old man to the young, "is knowing the truth too soon."
"Opinion," said the old man to the young, "is knowing the truth too soon."
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How is your dog and did the moccasins you beaded give her traction?
UnderYourSpell
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Advert for detergent, warns "Keep away from children" ...... doing my best!
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Like it or not, most, if not all men, have a little Joe Joe in them.
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Who or what is little Joe Joe?!
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Read gm's latest addition to his thread
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Yes, or someimes this before some us become that:
What are little boys made of?
What are little boys made of?
Snips and snails
And puppy-dogs' tails
That's what little boys are made of
My wife is more devout than I am. I attended mass for All Saints Day with her at a parochial school, grades K-8. The kids were dressed up as saints. The only anomaly was a little guy with a rubber monster mask full of bloody scars he'd occasionally to put on to scare a little girl who giggled until his teacher scowled and wagged a finger at him.
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I'm none the wiser really. Perhaps it's an American thing because very few of the things you allude to mean anything to me
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It's very hard to take to heart, a name that in English slang means fart.
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God is Kool-Aid for some who like sweet, artificial if you don't drink.
Poor Magnetron clearly not a happy day, time to stroke your ego.
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A poet I don't even know yet assumes my ego needs stroking.
Is that a troll under your bridge or are you just happy to see me?
Never a troll they're nasty things, an ego is always needing care.
It was very forward, perhaps rude of me, to speak unknown to you.
Something deep touched my heart by your strong emotion, just a salving word.
JFK gone too soon, garbage will be always tossed into a can.
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