What is crossing your mind right now?

blulilacgrl · Sep 12, 2012

cowslinger64 said:
I was just playing myself down a bit...i actually have a huge cock..

Oh darn! That would never go with the decor.

MrsBorg · Sep 12, 2012

The need to slap the tosser on Grand Designs for labelling BBWs "fatties"

cowslinger64 · Sep 12, 2012

Minalick said:
Oh! Well why didn't you say so!
I love shag carpeting.
Giddy-up!

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TongueLust · Sep 12, 2012

I don't feel like cooking.

Minalick · Sep 12, 2012

cowslinger64 said:

Mmm.... Too bad there's nothing sexy about that picture.
I was picturing something far hotter.

cowslinger64 · Sep 12, 2012

Minalick said:
Mmm.... Too bad there's nothing sexy about that picture.
I was picturing something far hotter.

Just look at how excited he is tho! Imagine a cowboy all in behind you, THAT glad to be there...

yeeeeefuckinghaaaa!!!

Minalick · Sep 12, 2012

cowslinger64 said:
Just look at how excited he is tho! Imagine a cowboy all in behind you, THAT glad to be there...

yeeeeefuckinghaaaa!!!

What are you saying?
I'm the metaphorical horse?

I'd rather be the cowboy.

IhateClowns · Sep 12, 2012

I wish water tasted like coke or pepsi

NymphMyosotis · Sep 12, 2012

IhateClowns said:
I wish water tasted like coke or pepsi

I think you should learn to love the taste of water Clowns!!!

Water, when used to it, is the tastiest drink out there!

TongueLust · Sep 12, 2012

IhateClowns said:
I wish water tasted like coke or pepsi

Hi sweetie. I hope you're feeling better. :rose:

papadoc19 · Sep 13, 2012

I like early Penny better

WickedLittleBoy · Sep 13, 2012

You're just way more effort than you're worth. I'd feel bad about saying that, but I can't imagine I'm the first, and I'm goddamn positive I won't be the last.

o_so_wet · Sep 13, 2012

WickedLittleBoy said:
You're just way more effort than you're worth. I'd feel bad about saying that, but I can't imagine I'm the first, and I'm goddamn positive I won't be the last.

*sniffle* that hurts

IhateClowns · Sep 13, 2012

I freaked the guy out at the urinal next to me. I guess there is some fun when you piss blood.

Wings · Sep 13, 2012

IhateClowns said:
I freaked the guy out at the urinal next to me. I guess there is some fun when you piss blood.

Did you just say..."Rough night"?

IhateClowns · Sep 13, 2012

WingedKiss said:
Did you just say..."Rough night"?

No I was in too much pain to say anything witty. I guess it is a good way to see if someone keeps their eyes straight ahead it not. He apparently is a dick watcher and freaked out when I recreated the Carrie prom scene on the urinal cake.

Wings · Sep 13, 2012

IhateClowns said:
No I was in too much pain to say anything witty. I guess it is a good way to see if someone keeps their eyes straight ahead it not. He apparently is a dick watcher and freaked out when I recreated the Carrie prom scene on the urinal cake.

Oh honey. I'm so sorry. :kiss:

to make it sort of better.

IhateClowns · Sep 13, 2012

WingedKiss said:
Oh honey. I'm so sorry. to make it sort of better.

Oh it is ok. I was giggling through the winces

Wings · Sep 13, 2012

IhateClowns said:
Oh it is ok. I was giggling through the winces

Well yes, I get when another man eyes your cock your first instinct is to giggle.

kendra1980 · Sep 13, 2012

The photos in that fur pie thread would put anybody off any kind of pie, I'm telling ya.

hwwannabe · Sep 13, 2012

Amazon has new Kindles coming out in November, and I need to figure out how to justify getting a new one.

raiguy · Sep 13, 2012

Birthday/Christmas present to yourself. Works like a charm. That's how I got my Nook and phone in the same year.

IhateClowns · Sep 13, 2012

WingedKiss said:
Well yes, I get when another man eyes your cock your first instinct is to giggle.

Oh no sweetie. I giggled at the quickness in which he finished. I guarantee you te front of his underwear looks like it has jaundice now.

NymphMyosotis · Sep 13, 2012

IhateClowns said:
Oh no sweetie. I giggled at the quickness in which he finished. I guarantee you te front of his underwear looks like it has jaundice now.

Well now I forgot what was crossing my mind...LMAO!!!!

Wings · Sep 13, 2012

IhateClowns said:
Oh no sweetie. I giggled at the quickness in which he finished. I guarantee you te front of his underwear looks like it has jaundice now.

I gotcha now.

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