The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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slyc_willie said:
And you get back a complete set of hubcaps for a 1974 Caddillac Coupe DeVillie

I put in a bottle of asprin

And you get back a bottle of after-shave.

I put in a bag of roasted peanuts.
 
glynndah said:
And you get someone to appreciate that silky skin.

I put in a cup of thick and creamy home-made eggnog.

And you get back a brimming tumbler of Captain Morgan Rum.

I put in a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back a brimming tumbler of Captain Morgan Rum.

I put in a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card.

And you get OJ Simpson ....

I put in a big bag of pistachios ...
 
RogueLurker said:
And you get OJ Simpson ....

I put in a big bag of pistachios ...


And you get the DVD of 'The Muppets Do the Nutcracker'.

I put in a porcelain seahorse.
 
TE999 said:
And you get the DVD of 'The Muppets Do the Nutcracker'.

I put in a porcelain seahorse.

And you get an aquarium of sea monkeys

I put in the mystery box from our move that has not been unpacked (we moved in six years ago).
 
RogueLurker said:
And you get an aquarium of sea monkeys

I put in the mystery box from our move that has not been unpacked (we moved in six years ago).

And you get that double ended dildo you thought you misplaced

I put in all of my Christmas receipts (damn I spent too much :p )
 
kiten69 said:
And you get that double ended dildo you thought you misplaced

I put in all of my Christmas receipts (damn I spent too much :p )


And get out a recipe for an overly nasty fruitcake.....(that is truly redundant)


I put in all the used cell phones I've been saving for some stupid reason.
 
kiten69 said:
And you get that double ended dildo you thought you misplaced

I put in all of my Christmas receipts (damn I spent too much :p )

You get an over-sexed mid-westerner.

I put in a shredded fishnet stocking.
 
The_Fool said:
And get out a recipe for an overly nasty fruitcake.....(that is truly redundant)


I put in all the used cell phones I've been saving for some stupid reason.

And get back a pink Princess phone.

I put in a Christmas mug "1999 - Party of the Century"
 
glynndah said:
And get back a pink Princess phone.

I put in a Christmas mug "1999 - Party of the Century"

You get a Mayan Calendar for the year 2013.

I put in three dirty pennies.
 
The_Darkness said:
You get a Mayan Calendar for the year 2013.

I put in three dirty pennies.
And get 3 seconds of dirty talk.

I put in a box of ribbons.
 
The_Darkness said:
You get a package of bent scissors

I put in my old computer.
And get back an AM transistor radio.

I"d put in two cats but the slot isn't big enough, so I'll drop in the mouse they were chasing and the vase they broke while doing it.
 
glynndah said:
And get back an AM transistor radio.

I"d put in two cats but the slot isn't big enough, so I'll drop in the mouse they were chasing and the vase they broke while doing it.

You get a bottle of superglue

I put in my shredded financial statements for the last year.
 
The_Darkness said:
You get a bottle of superglue

I put in my shredded financial statements for the last year.
And get a brand new $2.00 bill.


I put in a bottle of pink sparkly nail polish.
 
glynndah said:
And get a brand new $2.00 bill.


I put in a bottle of pink sparkly nail polish.

And you get a CD of Ralph Nader's political speeches

I put in three used ink cartridges
 
The_Darkness said:
And you get a CD of Ralph Nader's political speeches

I put in three used ink cartridges

And get a calliraphy pen set.

I put in a brand new key.
 
glynndah said:
And get a calliraphy pen set.

I put in a brand new key.


And you get a CD of "Melanie's Greatest Hits'.

I put in a broken alarm clock.
 
TE999 said:
And you get a CD of "Melanie's Greatest Hits'.

I put in a broken alarm clock.

And you get incense and peppermints.

I put in a white rabbit.
 
glynndah said:
And you get incense and peppermints.

I put in a white rabbit.


And you get an autographed copy of 'Gracie Slick: My life and times".


I put in a orange bean-bag chair.
 
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TE999 said:
And you get an autographed copy of 'Gracie Slick: My life and times".


I put in a orange bean-bag chair.

And got avocado shag carpeting in the back of your van.

I put in 96 tears.
 
glynndah said:
And got avocado shag carpeting in the back of your van.

I put in 96 tears.


And you get '?', minus the Mysterians.

I put in a pink Nehru jacket.
 
TE999 said:
And you get '?', minus the Mysterians.

I put in a pink Nehru jacket.
And you get love beads and a peace sign pendant.

I put in my Make Love, Not War bumper sticker.
 
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