The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

SailorJerry said:

and the Dobermans at Camp Alderson recognize the scent.

I put in a knitted truncheon warmer.

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gypsymoonrose said:

You get cozy for your stun gun and coffee in a styrofoam cup.

I put in rubber bullets and a broken video camera.

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SailorJerry said:

THOSE aren't rubber bullets, silly. :wink:

I put in a bunch of confiscated 'evidence' from an Occupy rally.

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gypsymoonrose said:

Sssh, that's a secret.

You get a bag of chips, a hawaiian shirt and the urge to call everyone dude.

I put in a ukulele and Don Ho on vinyl.

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Handley_Page said:

and you loose the sound on this:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZYFXUg4aLc


I put in a Very Large double Bass.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you sling itover your shoulder as you climb aboard Dragon to ride off into the sunset.

I put in a portable Grand Piano...

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SailorJerry said:

Silly Tio, screwing an old suitcase handle to it does not make it 'portable'.

I put in two piano movers, with an Austin Mini wagon.

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Austin8 said:

Come on Jerry! Everone knows it takes more than one mule to pull a wagon, even a little one, and made in Austin Tx.

I put in a Texas road map, and a pen light.

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SailorJerry said:

which are now safely stowed in my saddle bags for my trip down to Corpus in the Spring.

I put in This Highland cattle, giving directions.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and the Texans all marvel at the wee long'orn.

I put in a two-four of Old Stock for the barbeque...

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SailorJerry said:

Poor wee devil. Musta been giving directions to his own BBQ.

and you get a large brimmed hat to keep the sun off while turning and basting all day.

I put in 100 plastic lawn chairs for all the guests, and another 24 for the bluegrass band.

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SailorJerry said:

Poor wee devil. Musta been giving directions to his own BBQ.

and you get a large brimmed hat to keep the sun off while turning and basting all day.

I put in 100 plastic lawn chairs for all the guests, and another 24 for the bluegrass band.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a down-home free-for-all.

I put in a Scruggs' peg...

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gypsymoonrose said:

You get a new bango and a shindig in your honor.

I put in a harmonica and tap dancing chickens.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and they tap out a Morse Code signal for a barnyard uprising.

I put in a revolutionary farm...

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Handley_Page said:

And Napoleon is slated for instant bacon.


I put in a Heavy (as in Shire, etc.,) Horse

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get investigated by a Belgian detective from London.

I put in Clyde's Dale...

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Handley_Page said:

and Clyde is most unhappy about loosing her.


I put in a cheese sandwich

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YoursSINSerely said:

And, Mickey Mouse carries it off for Minnie's dinner.

I put in a well-chilled martini.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and Rossi gets the cold shoulder.

I put in a cosmopolitan for a cosmopolitan...

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YoursSINSerely said:

and, the hired driver gives us a tour of the city.

I put in a black leather back seat.

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SailorJerry said:

and the driver charges and extra $20 if he has to put the privacy screen up. Free if he gets to watch.

I put in a Brooklyn cop, that's willing to look the other way.

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Tio_Narratore said:

and you get a Mountie who doesn't know where to look.

I put in a false sense of entitlement...

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SailorJerry said:

and you get a true sense of bewilderment.

I put in a nausea simulator, just for fun.

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Handley_Page said:

and it is issued to all politicians, everywhere, to reflect what most of us think of them..

I put in a shiny new airplane.

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