The Author's Hangout Vending Machine

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glynndah said:
And you get lovebird eggs!

I put in all those boughs of holly.


And you get a chorus of fa-la-la's.


I put in a slightly melted snowperson.
 
TE999 said:
And you get a chorus of fa-la-la's.


I put in a slightly melted snowperson.
And you get back a slushie.

I put in the last of the Christmas cookies.
 
glynndah said:
And you get back a slushie.

I put in the last of the Christmas cookies.

And you get the last of the Christmas fudge (Yum).

I put in a 2006 desk calendar.
 
TE999 said:
And you get the last of the Christmas fudge (Yum).

I put in a 2006 desk calendar.
And you get back a 1999 Farmer's Almanac.

I put in that book with all the good parts underlined.
 
glynndah said:
And you get back a 1999 Farmer's Almanac.

I put in that book with all the good parts underlined.

And you get back a Literotica bookmark.

I put in a collection of rubber turtles.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back a Literotica bookmark.

I put in a collection of rubber turtles.
And you get back a cassette tape of "Happy Together".

I put in a mystery paperback with the last 4 pages missing.
 
glynndah said:
And you get back a cassette tape of "Happy Together".

I put in a mystery paperback with the last 4 pages missing.


And you get back a jigsaw puzzle with 5 pieces missing.

I put in a grainy photo of the Abominable Snowman.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back a jigsaw puzzle with 5 pieces missing.

I put in a grainy photo of the Abominable Snowman.
And you get back a plaster cast of a genuine footprint of a yeti.

I put in an eye-witness account of an encounter with the Big Muddy Monster.
 
glynndah said:
And you get back a plaster cast of a genuine footprint of a yeti.

I put in an eye-witness account of an encounter with the Big Muddy Monster.

And you get back one of Nessie's scales, suitable for framing.

I put in a lock of hair from the Werewolf of London.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back one of Nessie's scales, suitable for framing.

I put in a lock of hair from the Werewolf of London.
And you get back slime gathered by the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

I put in a bit of linen from the Mummy.
 
glynndah said:
And you get back slime gathered by the Creature from the Black Lagoon.

I put in a bit of linen from the Mummy.

And you get back a bolt from the Frankenstein Monster's neck.

I put in Dracula's tuxedo.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back a bolt from the Frankenstein Monster's neck.

I put in Dracula's tuxedo.
And you get a dress from the Devil's Daughter.

I put in a pod I found in my basement.
 
glynndah said:
And you get a dress from the Devil's Daughter.

I put in a pod I found in my basement.

And you get back a crawling eye.

I put in a blob from 'The Blob'.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back a crawling eye.

I put in a blob from 'The Blob'.
And you get THEM! back.

I put in a radioactive.............(so many choices) bit of rock.
 
glynndah said:
And you get THEM! back.

I put in a radioactive.............(so many choices) bit of rock.

And you get back an atom brain.

I put in a mutant tarantula.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back an atom brain.

I put in a mutant tarantula.
And you get back a giant Lepus.

I put in a cutting from a Triffid.
 
glynndah said:
And you get back a giant Lepus.

I put in a cutting from a Triffid.

You get back a kid named Damien.

I put in a Leatherface mask.
 
TE999 said:
You get back a kid named Damien.

I put in a Leatherface mask.
And you get back the Masque of the Red Death.

I put in a can of hairspray from the Bride of Frankenstein.
 
glynndah said:
And you get back the Masque of the Red Death.

I put in a can of hairspray from the Bride of Frankenstein.


And you get back a tattered vest from Igor.

I put in Frankenstein's Daughter's prom dress.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back a tattered vest from Igor.

I put in Frankenstein's Daughter's prom dress.
And you get a corsage from a Teenage Werewolf.

I put in an egg smuggled off that previous unknown island.
 
glynndah said:
And you get a corsage from a Teenage Werewolf.

I put in an egg smuggled off that previous unknown island.

And you get back a three-headed dragon.

I put in a jet propelled flying turtle.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back a three-headed dragon.

I put in a jet propelled flying turtle.
And you get a iguana in a diorama.

I put in an all-access pass to the House of Wax.
 
glynndah said:
And you get a iguana in a diorama.

I put in an all-access pass to the House of Wax.

And you get back a guided tour of the Rue Morgue.

I put in a three night stay at the Bates Motel.
 
TE999 said:
And you get back a guided tour of the Rue Morgue.

I put in a three night stay at the Bates Motel.
And you get the deed to the last house on the left.

I put in Auntie Roo.
 
glynndah said:
And you get the deed to the last house on the left.

I put in Auntie Roo.

And you get back Baby Jane.

I put in Dr. Phibes stethoscope.
 
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