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How's that, SINserely? How about breathtaking?
The cop pulled over the prostitute's swerving car and she knew she'd get screwed.
Angels do stupid things, like getting tattoos because a mortal likes to see them wearing one, and they step onto battlefields and into bedrooms, they smile at demons-- and demons really should be careful about smiling back at angels-- and the next thing you know your bed is full of feathers, and you've forgotten all about stealing souls because your own is simply too happy to be bothered.
I turned from him, spent, exhausted, used, only to come face to face with a photo of a fishing trip evocative pose and the shattering realization that he had seduced my father as well.
Oh, the sentence stories are supposed to be funny. (bops forehead with palm of hand)
But sorry you've actually experienced it.
If you want votes on this site, it might better read: "The prostitue was screwed when the cop pulled over her swerving car."
Saved you a couple of words and didn't need the comma you forgot to use.
Well, it's kind of early in the day to argue about this comma, but I believe it would be optional in my sentence. The word and takes the place of a comma between two short phrases, or it can be used to break up a lengthy sentence to give the reader a chance to breath, as you felt you needed in my first attempt of a one-sentence story.
I also thought my shorter version captures the essence of my longer version better than yours. I think yours sounds like she's going to get a ticket for drunk diving. I think mine sounds like she's going to get out of getting the ticket by screwing the cop.
Maybe it should go up for a vote.
"The prostitue was screwed when the cop pulled over her swerving car."
The cop pulled over the prostitute's swerving car and she knew she'd get screwed.
Angels do stupid things, like getting tattoos because a mortal likes to see them wearing one, and they step onto battlefields and into bedrooms, they smile at demons-- and demons really should be careful about smiling back at angels-- and the next thing you know your bed is full of feathers, and you've forgotten all about stealing souls because your own is simply too happy to be bothered.
Yeah, optional on the comma in everyday English--not so much so with publishers, who are quite traditional, wanting the roadmapping to be crystal clear.
The point on "screwed"--given in jest--was that, this being a porn board, my version delivered the screw; yours only speculated about a possibility of it.
I believe your screwed was an adjective.