Tio_Narratore
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Put the kettle on please.
HP! Please! Don't send the nice lady to the kitchen -- give her a good reason to stay in bed with us!
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Put the kettle on please.
HP! Please! Don't send the nice lady to the kitchen -- give her a good reason to stay in bed with us!
Well, she started it!
I'm off to fly my Dragon !
Oh, ok. But it's almost wine o'clock. None of this kettle nonsense.
A valid point; it's nearly bedtime here anyway.
Bedtime! Yes, HP! That's it! You have to go to bed before you can wake up with the person above you!
Tio, I'm sure that you are nice chap really, but I think I might want to go back to sleep again. Hopefully, this is just a bad dream.
"Sneaking under the covers with Sam"...
Sam wants to sleep, Maj; let's not disturb him. Just lay very still while I...
Ooo...
Don't stop!!!
Maj! Please control yourself. We don't want to disturb the others here in bed. Now just slowly lift your left leg while I...
Yeah - that's just the spot!
Yes, warm and cozy under the covers and between the legs.
"SIGH"...
And now I have to get off.
"Maj. You Hussie; put him down!"
Ok - I'm putting "Big-HP" down for a bit.
And now - let's spoon!
We could try "forking" for a change, Maj.
Or sporking.
I don't know what it means but it sounds funny!
When did the Swedish Chef get into bed?
I don't know what it means but it sounds funny!
You know, a plastic spoon with tines like a fork. Usually served in plastic wrap with a cheap napkin and salt and pepper.