I have no interest in male authors. Am I alone?

Wow! This thread was my very first post and amazed at the response it's had. Many would say I should have stuck with just the one judging by how many I've pissed off on the GB...

Don't worry you only pissed off about four people there, but they all have ten alts each.

The GB are those kids who were never popular in school, but wanted to be so they come here and treat people the way they were treated.

They are lits "Mean girls"

We'll bust some balls over here in the "writing side" but no one here is really mean spirited, okay. maybe a couple but they're so pathetic its funny
 
Don't worry you only pissed off about four people there, but they all have ten alts each.

The GB are those kids who were never popular in school, but wanted to be so they come here and treat people the way they were treated.

They are lits "Mean girls"

We'll bust some balls over here in the "writing side" but no one here is really mean spirited, okay. maybe a couple but they're so pathetic its funny

Btw, I'm way more of a girl than Lovecraft, no matter what his pen names are. :D
 
I'm pretty sure that's not the only piece of anatomy distinguishing us, my friend.


True, I bet I have a better ass;)

We should set up an anon challenge I'll write as a woman, you write as a man.

Duranman can be the judge....and oh, if he guesses wrong....
 
True, I bet I have a better ass;)

We should set up an anon challenge I'll write as a woman, you write as a man.

Duranman can be the judge....and oh, if he guesses wrong....

Yes, but since you posed that challenge in his thread, you let the cat out of the bag already. I've written a few from the male POV. It's fun.

ETA- I'm gonna pretend that I didn't hear that ass crack.

Ass crack. I crack myself up.
 
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It's his job to misinterpret and troll others. Add him to your ignore list to avoid headaches in the future.

Actually, much the way some claim 4 users have 10 alts, I cause very few people headaches.

MFC, apologies accepted. TSB, no apology necessary; We all know you're "sorry", as in "pathetic".
 
It doesn't matter.

If the story is great what difference does it make if the author is female or not and it would be a shame for you to not read any of my stories because I'm sure you would find some that you really like.
 
If the story is great what difference does it make if the author is female or not and it would be a shame for you to not read any of my stories because I'm sure you would find some that you really like.

When you are homophobic it matters. A homophobic thinks that if they get off on a mans words they will somehow be considered gay.
 
When you are homophobic it matters. A homophobic thinks that if they get off on a mans words they will somehow be considered gay.

Just think of all the guys in the GB who spent years telling "KR Cummings" she was hot and then she was outed as a guy, now that is fucking classic.
 
Just think of all the guys in the GB who spent years telling "KR Cummings" she was hot and then she was outed as a guy, now that is fucking classic.

And you would think that some of them might have been a little cautious with a name like KR Cummings, of course we are talking about the GB. An ambiguous name if I ever read one. Neither male or female. A nothing name to...what, fool the masses?

I assume everyone is male on here unless they say otherwise, even then it still takes a long time for me to believe them. Just saying. No offense ladies. If you really are ladies. :devil:

ETA: A co-worker, back when the internet was a new thing. Yes, yes, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Well this co-workers husband spent an in ordinate amount of time on the internet, in chat rooms. She finally found out he was on those chat rooms posing as a woman. They divorced soon after that...not because he was posing as woman, but he wouldn't admit his addiction to the internet. (lost job, whole nine yards you find with addictive personalities)
 
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And you would think that some of them might have been a little cautious with a name like KR Cummings, of course we are talking about the GB. An ambiguous name if I ever read one. Neither male or female. A nothing name to...what, fool the masses?

I assume everyone is male on here unless they say otherwise, even then it still takes a long time for me to believe them. Just saying. No offense ladies. If you really are ladies. :devil:

ETA: A co-worker, back when the internet was a new thing. Yes, yes, a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away. Well this co-workers husband spent an in ordinate amount of time on the internet, in chat rooms. She finally found out he was on those chat rooms posing as a woman. They divorced soon after that...not because he was posing as woman, but he wouldn't admit his addiction to the internet. (lost job, whole nine yards you find with addictive personalities)

Well understand that KR Cummings had a couple of stories here under the pen name "Chrissy Cummings" so, I mean, how could you not believe her? :rolleyes: For the record the writing was so male it wasn't funny as was hios posting style, totally male in every way.

But because they posted pics of their wife(without her knowledge and I can only hope he is in divorce court being raped as we speak) and said it was her, all the guys -and women-believed him.'

It couldn't have happened to a better group of people because they all act like they're so much smarter than anyone else.

Addicted to the net? Christ, that was years ago, look at FB and Twitter, now that is an addiction people don't want to admit they have.
 
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Well understand that KR Cummings had a couple of stories here under the pen name "Chrissy Cummings" so, I mean, how could you not believe her? :rolleyes: For the record the writing was so male it wasn't funny as was hios posting style, totally male in every way.

But because they posted pics of their wife(without her knowledge and I can only hope he is in divorce court being raped as we speak) and said it was her, all the guys -and women-believed him.'

It couldn't have happened to a better group of people because they all act like they're so much smarter than anyone else.

Addicted to the net? Christ, that was years ago, look at FB and Twitter, now that is an addiction people don't want to admit they have.

Even Laurel believed that shit. :rolleyes:
 
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You can be and do anything on the net.

People thought I was gay, bi, lesbian, trans and female when my profile states that I'm neither. The stupidity of humanity is eternal and endless. The words, stories and authors can't force a person to become gay because that is a choice that person makes and if he or she is uncertain about her/his sexuality then its most likely that he or she is bi or gay. If you limit yourself to female authors (if you find any that aren't males that pretends they are females) you can't ready any story that has males in it if you are afraid of your reactions if you get turned on by the male character or his reactions. This limits you to read about masturbating girls and lesbians. If you are a girl and dislikes males for whatever reasons and only wants to read female authors and are afraid to be affected by any male feelings or male characters then you can only read stories with single girls or women and that makes you more lesbian than a homophobe.
 
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People thought I was gay, bi, lesbian, trans and female when my profile states that I'm neither. The stupidity of humanity is eternal and endless. The words, stories and authors can't force a person to become gay because that is a choice that person makes and if he or she is uncertain about her/his sexuality then its most likely that he or she is bi or gay. If you limit yourself to female authors (if you find any that aren't males that pretends they are females) you can't ready any story that has males in it if you are afraid of your reactions if you get turned on by the male character or his reactions. This limits you to read about masturbating girls and lesbians. If you are a girl and dislikes males for whatever reasons and only wants to read female authors and are afraid to be affected by any male feelings or male characters then you can only read stories with single girls or women and that makes you more lesbian than a homophobe.

YOu should have seen the reaction I got one night at the bar and we were talking about porn and I made a remark that new porn is better than old porn because these days the men are as good looking as the women.

I went on to explain its just hotter to see two good looking people having sex then it is a hot woman a guy that looks like Ron jeremy. That got me some looks and some cracks, but it really went downhill when I started mentioning cocks and how when we watch porn we are looking at the cock-or are all they are seeing is just a mouth and that's it?

One guy was getting seriously pissed at that point calling me a closet queer and saying I was saying he was one too.

I'm straight with no interest in men, but bringing those things up to a certain type of idiot is....I don;t know if the reactions are funny or sad.
 
There's a Ron White routine about porn.

He said every guy is a closet homosexual. His buddy angry with him denies it.

Ron asked him when he's watching porn on TV he must only like those little wimpy guys with small limp dicks.

His buddy says, no when I watch porn I want to see the women being fucked by a large, throbbing cock.

Ron just says - see, closet homosexual.
 
Thanks for your input. I am certainly not homophobic, but at the same time it would bother me being aroused by something a male wrote. Therefore if I have offended I apologise, just being honest with the way I felt..

So if a man directed a porno starring your two favorite porn actresses in a hot lesbian scene would you not watch it.

Hot is hot why would it matter if a guy or girl wrote it. I bet there are numerous authors who lie about their gender for numerous reasons.

Besides most user names are not indicitve of teh gender so why worry about it at all?

BTW any porno with a male actor has more cock in it than Richard Simmons and Little Richard combined. Why do porn that is meant for guys focus on the cock so much? Hell I'm a chick and I get bored of the extreme close ups of cock. How about some tits or faces occasionally. Cocks that close all look alike.
 
Just think of all the guys in the GB who spent years telling "KR Cummings" she was hot and then she was outed as a guy, now that is fucking classic.

KR Cummings was a guy? LOL. I hated him/her for ages, even had him on iggy because he was such a prick. Figures he was a phony. There was nothing feminine that came across in his energy.
 
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